SNOOT.
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well how am i supposed to leave the house now
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child's therapist: your child has a mental disorder
parent: i'm supportive, understanding, and loving. i will do all i can to help my child.
child: i can't do this because my disorder makes it very hard.
parent: you're lazy
parent: you're immature
parent: get over it it's not that big of a deal
parent: grow up
parent: don't tell anyone about your disorder you should be ashamed of it
child: i'm insulted and i think your comments are abusive
parent: i've done nothing but support you with this!!!!
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alien: *abducts me*
me: omg huge fan thx
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my best work yet
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Trying to help spread this idea! Markiplier fandom community, please help donate to ASFP.
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Space is the place
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You Are Important
Make today the day to spread some love. Tell the person nearest to you that, “You Are Important.” It doesn’t matter if they’re your closest friend or a complete stranger, today could be the day that you change their life forever.
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How Many Asks Has Tumblr Eaten How Many People Have Tried to Contact Me But I Never Responded and They Thought I Was Ignoring Them Because Tumblr’s Messaging System is Flawed: a novel by me
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this blog is pro turn signal
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do you ever see a girl so pretty you just want to like… reconsider your lifestyle… take up a healthy steady diet… become a more financially successful person… call your parents and thank them for bringing you into this world during the same timeline as her…
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me: *starts reading a book*
book: *no love triangle*
me: *on the verge of tears* thank god! thaaaaaank you! thank you.....!!!!!!
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This is the dumbest edit I’ve ever made and I am proud
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