callmedrwyrm
callmedrwyrm
22 Year Old Swaggy Astronaut
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not a real doctor but I am a real wyrm
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callmedrwyrm · 38 minutes ago
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callmedrwyrm · 1 hour ago
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[really drawn out bong rip and i cough like im going to die for a minute and i can barely get these words out] im okay. Hey do you think they might be giants ever had like an mmf threesomeee or [starts pretending im getting a call cus im already embarrassed i asked that] Ok soo i gotta take this its my grandpa. hes dying.. Yeah again . No Actually its my other grandpa haha
#ME
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callmedrwyrm · 2 hours ago
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フェモラータオオモモブトハムシ、Sagra femorata、7月6日、名古屋市
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Yume 2kki - Boolean Plains
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callmedrwyrm · 2 hours ago
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in a world where a prominent branch of anti-trans activism focuses on fearmongering about "parents' rights," trans rights and youth rights become inextricable.
trans kids deserve to be called the right pronouns and the right name by schools and doctor's offices, regardless of "parental consent." trans kids deserve to undergo the right puberty at the same time as their cis peers, regardless of "parental consent."
the very concept of "parents' rights" is a smokescreen that enables the abuse and dehumanization of children by adults. this is bad for cis kids, too.
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callmedrwyrm · 3 hours ago
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Potbelly the Puzzle Goblin has passed away this morning due to complications from eating a spoiled m&m. Authorities say he will not be buried or cremated and that they're just going to leave him there in his apartment
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callmedrwyrm · 3 hours ago
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Wild to see real sunguss here in Pennsylvania. It’s crawling around
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callmedrwyrm · 3 hours ago
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average tumblr understanding of geopolitics
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callmedrwyrm · 7 hours ago
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callmedrwyrm · 11 hours ago
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i want yummy bugrer
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callmedrwyrm · 12 hours ago
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NAYDRA from THE LEGEND OF ZELDA: BREATH OF THE WILD
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callmedrwyrm · 12 hours ago
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a spiritual successor to “is there cannibalism in hannibal?”, my new favorite comment on does the dog die, found in the entry for Cronenberg’s Crash:
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callmedrwyrm · 12 hours ago
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callmedrwyrm · 12 hours ago
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callmedrwyrm · 12 hours ago
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callmedrwyrm · 12 hours ago
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"you can really just feed dogs anything, you can just feed them piles of onion and garlic and chilli and then they'll die" my girlfriends awesome sentence
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callmedrwyrm · 13 hours ago
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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation
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