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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

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Steve and Robin end up with some (comparatively) pretty long-lasting jobs as bartenders and for every drink, no matter how old the party gets, no matter how many times he's served them that night, Steve asks to see the party's IDs every time they get a drink.

Sometimes (especially in the beginning), just to annoy them, he'll scrutinize those IDs reallllll close, or sometimes he'll take one look and pretend its fake, promting a tired groan (payback for every tired groan Steve had over the years) before Steve 'checks' again and realizes oh! silly Steve, guess that birthday is right, crazy huh, you just look really young for your age. Anyway, you wanted that alcoholic beverage virgin right?

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Dump

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you guys are all so funny tonight haha ;)... *let’s the strap of my dress fall down my shoulder*

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Steve is a certified clinger when he sleeps.

It used to drive Tommy crazy before it was weird for them to share a bed. He’d wake up sweating because Steve runs two hundred degree hotter than anyone alive and he’s sleeping practically on top of him.

Nancy doesn’t hate cuddling but when she’s done, she’s done. Sleep Steve does not get that memo.

For a while after their second run in with the upside down, Dustin was having trouble falling asleep so Steve came over and slept on his floor. Him being there was actually really helpful.

Dustin waking up because Steve grabbed his foot dangling off the side of the bed was not.

Robin doesn’t mind the clinging or the heat, but Steve drools so much in his sleep and she keeps waking up with wet hair. She remedied this by being big spoon. He can drool in the other direction, thank you very much.

Eddie loves every aspect of Steve sleeping over to the point that he’s writing music about it that, “Will never see the light of day, Munson! You’re not preforming a song about my retainer!”

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Catching up with life at the moment. Here’re some of the sketches from over on my Patreon from the last couple months. 😓

Good news though! Ya boy is finally a licensed Tattoo artist! 😱 I can’t believe it! Here’s my tattoo insta [link] if anyone’s interested in seeing my lil journey into this new world.

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After they get together, Steve and Eddie decide to wait a little before telling the news to their friends and family. This means that they need to be sneaky if they want to have some alone time to themselves.

They don’t last a week before Wayne catches up with what is happening.

Steve thinks he’s being so smart and sly, using Eddie’s bedroom window to get in and out without being noticed when Wayne is home.

Then one night, Steve is climbing down Eddie’s window when he hears someone clearing their throat behind him. Steve loses his grip and falls down the last few feet, landing on his back in the building’s yard. When he opens his eyes, Wayne Munson is staring down at him; arms crossed over his chest, but clearly trying not to laugh.

He helps Steve up, waiting patiently for the boy to recover whatever dignity he’s got left.

“Please use the door next time, Harrington,” Wayne says, patting Steve’s shoulder briefly before walking back inside.

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soft and mushy...... just like mashed potatoes................

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Steve comes out as bi and Dustin’s like ‘perfect’ and immediately reaches out to his favorite musician. He messages Eddie Munson from Corroded Coffin on every platform he exists on like, “I see that you only date losers. Let me introduce you to Steve. Here is a picture.”

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I find it very offensive that the more unwell you are, the more things you have to do to maintain your health. Things like following special diets, going to medical appointments, making big and important decisions about what treatments to use. At the same time, the more unwell you are the less energy you have to do all of these extra things. It seems grossly unfair.

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samantha in the back fighting for her life while homotron 3000 goes for a thigh grab

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dean does that old-person thing of making sure cas has everything before he leaves somewhere. like he does it everytime, and cas just plays along with it (he left with his phone dead once and dean hasn’t let it go since.)

“You got your wallet?”

“Yes.”

“Keys?”

“Yes.”

“Phone?”

“Yes.”

“Fully charged this time, so you don’t give me a friggin’ heart attack?”

“Yes, Dean.”

“Angel Blade?”

“Is this really necessary?”

“Answer the question, Cas.”

“Yes, Dean. I do.”

“Good. Now flap your wings and get a move on. Text me when you’re there.”

“I always do.”