callmemrscurtis

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I miss talking to you and we used to FaceTime but I’m afraid to reach out cause idk if you’ll still want to talk to me

Reach out!! I’m so down to start talking again 💗

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textyoumrwinston

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I legitimately spent like 2 hours on this in total but I spend a half an hour on the face 

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i learned that the world record for the loudest thing ever shouted belongs to an Irish female teacher who shouted the word “quiet” at 121 decibels, the equivalent of a jet engine (x)

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Owner fell asleep with her phone in her hand and the lights on again.

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pony: *yelling at johnny that his parents don’t love/want him*

cherry and marcia, who literally just met these guys and are just trying to walk home, not hear abt all their drama:

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police officer :

i’m pulling you over for trying to fit three people on a motorcycle.

dallas winston, with johnny cade and two-bit mathews sitting behind him :

wait, three??

dallas :

ponyboy fucking FELL OFF ?!

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Darry: Are you high?

Sodapop: Hello, am I what?

Darry: High?

Sodapop: Hello

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If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

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! IMPORTANT !

…no joke

i think the fic is somehow taking people’s accounts.

no fucking joke.

someone i was just talking to dmed me the link. they were nice. their account had posts.

now its empty, it has no posts, their header is blank.

DO NOT FUCKING CLICK ON THE FIC LINK. ITS SOMETHING THAT GRABS YOUR PASSWORD. I DONT KNOW WHAT IT IS.

I REPEAT. DONT FUCKING. CLICK. ON THE FIC.

RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS. RB THIS.

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Two-bit: Flirting is my heritage.

Johnny: What does that mean?

Steve: His father was a slut too.

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An artist : Aw man! I saw my arts were reposted on Instagram. I’ve asked them to take my arts down but they ignored me.

Me : Say no more! Click this link, then click ‘fill out this form’. Fill the form and wait for about 1-2 days, the staffs will remove the image you were reporting from the reposter’s account :^)

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the movie The Incredibles got banned from the curtis house because steve and soda were constantly reenacting that “where is my super suit?!” scene

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how many times do you think two bit has called Darry ‘mom’

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Wait, some people don’t do this?

Tw @dating.decisions