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eepy ....

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Can you tell me I did a good job? I won't believe you or anything. It's just nice to hear sometimes.

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half-foots are often mistaken for young tallmen or dwarves by people who don’t know about them.

But Chilchuck is like the 6’5” of half-foots. I wonder if he’s not even immune to that in half-foot communities. Like imagine you’re at the market and you see the tallest guy you ever saw. Like “holy shit he’s tall” tall. He’s a head taller than everyone else. APPARENTLY half-foots and tallmen can have fertile children. People probably constantly ask him if he’s half-tallman or half-dwarf. Maybe not dwarf cause he’s so skinny.

Chilchuck is also a middle child of 5 siblings. I wonder if his whole family is like that or if he’s just token beanpole. Man, the whiplash he must’ve felt the first time he went to a more diverse area and everyone started calling him small. no wonder he drinks

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Kabru thinks he's playing 5D chess but Laios and Falin are cooking and eating the pieces

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Saying "voting doesn't matter" might reach your younger peers online but it certainly hasn't reached Clangus Hargbarg who was part of the kkk in 1951 and still sends in his ballot. He hasn't missed a one.

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dungeon meshi textposts pt20, episode 17 edition!! and here were the manga spoiler ones from the earlier textposts :)

pt1 | pt2 | pt3 | pt4 | pt5 | pt6 | pt7 | pt8 | pt9 | pt10 

pt11 | pt12 | pt13 | pt14 | pt15 | pt16 | pt17 | pt18 | pt19 | pt20

pt21 | pt22 | pt23 | pt24 | pt25 | pt26 |  pt27 | pt28 | pt29 | pt30 

pt31 | pt32 | pt33 | pt34 | pt35 |

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I'm so sorry, Marcille, that none of these people have good fashion taste

Dungeon Meshi chaps. 88 + 89

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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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I made this like two years ago but happy gorgug is bi month !!

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every season the evilest vampire gets to rock a cunty little bob. last season lestat got the bob, now it's armands turn. heavy is the head that wears the cunty little bob

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i am tangentially associated with a handful of well known microbloggers so think twice before you cross me

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Laios living out an autistic person's nightmare scenario and he doesn't even know it yet.

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they should make a soup that fixes everything. one sip and you are free. one slurp and it all makes sense

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i've heard of growth spurts but this is ridiculous 🤣

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LGBT (labrador, greyhound, beagle, terrier)