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It’s Genetic

Leia: [opening the door to let Luke in] Luke! Happy Life Day – oh. You brought him, huh. [Anakin’s Force Ghost peers out nervously from behind Luke, waving weakly]  Luke: Leia, he’s our dad. I know you guys haven’t always had the best relationship but –  Leia: He killed my parents. He tried to kill me. And my husband. Oh, and you, by the way, in case you’ve forgotten. That’s a little worse than missing a few of my softball games. Luke: That’s fair, but…he eventually saved the universe! And he saved me! You like me, right?  Leia: [unimpressed] I guess.  Luke: And I…I like dad. He’s been helping me become a better Jedi…and look how great my hair looks these days!  Leia: [rolling her eyes] Yeah…your hair does look pretty good. Luke: See? So let’s just…all sit down together and maybe get to know each other a little more. [puppy dog eyes] It is Life Day, after all.  Han: Leia, just let them come in already…you don’t want to listen to Luke complain for the rest of the night. Leia: [annoyed] All right, come in. [to Anakin] You sit…over there. Please try not to murder anyone.  Anakin: [nodding] Of course, I won’t be any trouble, I’m just…happy to be here with my family.  Luke: Great! Oh, and of course we can’t forget… [opening the door again and motioning to someone to come in]  Leia: Oh no, I’m not hosting any more of your guests, Luke, thanks. [she starts to close the door on Obi-Wan’s Force Ghost] Uh. H-hi. [to Luke] Who is this? Luke: [whispering] That’s Ben Kenobi!  Leia: [eyes widening] This is Obi-Wan Kenobi?  Luke: [nodding] Yes?  Leia: [swallowing hard, smoothing out her dress and smiling] Hello, General Kenobi. It’s – it’s my pleasure to host you here in my home.  Han: [furrowing his brow]  Obi-Wan: Oh, the pleasure is entirely mine, your highness. [he kisses her hand] I was so very fond of the Organas, you know. It’s lovely to see you.  Leia: [blushing furiously and giggling] Oh well…you know…I heard so many wonderful stories about you growing up, just w-wonderful, and I’d always wished we could meet, and I could hear stories about you and my father from back in the day…please, come in, sit down.  Anakin: Uh, yes, Obi-Wan, why don’t you come sit down next to me? You know, Obi-Wan spent more time with me than with anyone else during the Clone Wars.  Leia: [pointedly] Yes, but that didn’t end so well for him, did it? [turning back to Obi-Wan with open adoration, clasping his hands] General Kenobi, by all means, take this seat over here by me and tell me everything. I’m sure you must have so many amazing stories to share.  Anakin: [annoyed] Obi-Wan, are you sure you wouldn’t rather sit over here? By me? We could tell everyone about that time we rescued those refugees – Luke: [miffed, patting the seat next to him] Uh, actually Ben, I was hoping you might sit over here and tell some stories about me when I was a little boy on Tatooine. [to Anakin and Leia] You know, he devoted his life to protecting me.  Anakin: [pouring himself more wine, increasingly agitated] He almost left the Jedi Order in order to take care of me, you know. He would have left it. The thing he cared about most of all. He’d have left it. For me. Leia: [curtly] Without the involvement of him and my father, Bail Organa, none of us would be here right now. And also this is my house, and so I get to set the seating chart. [smugly] General Kenobi sits by me.  Obi-Wan: [flustered by all this attention] Really now, everyone, perhaps if I –   Luke: [whining] But he was my mentor! Anakin: [standing up] He was mine first!  Luke: [throwing down a napkin] Well I never betrayed him!  Leia: [grabbing Obi-Wan’s arm] I never even got to spend any time with him thanks to you two idiots! It’s my turn!  4-Year Old Ben Solo: [walking in in his Life Day pajamas, making a beeline for Obi-Wan and clinging to his leg] Mine!  Han: [slowly pounding his head into the dining table]  Chewbacca: [gently pats Han’s back and pours him another drink]

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for some reason middle aged comic fans coming on the internet to defend their decision as to why they thought a twelve year old should have died or lived is so funny 😭😭😭

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i dont think we talk about the chaotic duo that is obi wan and qui gon jinn. 19 year old obi wan roasts qui gon at every opportunity without missing a beat. qui gonn is stubborn as one can be but teen obi puts him in his place with the cock of his eyebrow alone. sometimes the master unleashes the beast that is his padawan to conflicts and just chugs a redbull while watching. everyone thinks obi is an angel-cant-do-anything-wrong so the little shit uses it to torment his master and said master makes a fool of himself at every given time. “you are the devil incarnate,” says 55 year old qui gon jinn after obi wan brings the king to their room only to catch him during his very important nude yoga. “you haven’t bathed in 8 months,” replies obi wan, still holding a grudge for that one time his master used his sock to wipe his very big, very ugly nose

this has so much chaotic disaster lineage energy, I’m—

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i need to press that man like a flower. get in the book boy

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unfortunately i Do feel better when i clean my living space and eat enough fruits and veggies and go outside and generally remember i am a mammal :| real pity that knowing this does not make it easier to do those things

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Alright, I can't get this out of my mind, and I feel compelled to figure this out.

Monster High Months. I have a few figured out, but I'm drawing blanks on others. Some suggestions would be greatly appreciated, even alternatives to the ones I came up with.

January- Fanguary

February- Febooary

March- Lurch...?

April-Gravepril

May- Maim

June-Gloom

July- Ghoul-ly or Goo-ly

August- Ughhhgust (Like Zombie speak)

September- Hextember

October- Spooktober (I think this works so much better than "fangtober")

November- Bonevember (Not fond of this one)

December- Dismember

Edit: Added some of the suggestions!

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You know, when I see fictional characters who repress all their emotions, they're usually aloof and very blunt about keeping people at a distance, sometimes to an edgy degree—but what I don't see nearly enough are the emotionally repressed characters who are just…mellow.

Think about it. In real life, the person that's bottling up all their emotions is not the one that's brooding in the corner and snaps at you for trying to befriend them. More often than not, it's that friendly person in your circle who makes easy conversation with you, laughs with you, and listens and gives advice whenever you're upset. But you never see them upset, in fact they seem to have endless patience for you and everything around them—and so you call them their friend, you trust them. And only after months of telling them all your secrets do you realize…

…they've never actually told you anything about themselves.

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put some colors on these fools ! i am too lazy to shade tho so this is what u get <3

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Carlos de Vil ♥️♥️

Amazing art by trizsketchbook on Instagram. Go support the artist there!!!

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bad influence

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my favorite delinquent again

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so soft

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Kacey Lynn Brown on Instagram / Etsy

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"Uh... the Force?"

Anakin doesn't know either 😬

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Awful convenient for you to have this chronic debilitating condition right when I have a minor task I want you to do… must be so nice to have a debilitating condition to get out of minor tasks with…