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callsigncrash · 2 days ago
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Imagine Sister Jude helping you wash your hair while your arm heals.
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The air in Briarcliff was always cold. Even in the tiled bathing room, steam couldn’t quite settle. You sat hunched on the bench by the basin, your injured arm in a sling, awkward and useless. The sharp sting in your arm now pulsed dully as you stared into the chipped porcelain.
Sister Jude stood behind you, sleeves rolled past her elbows, towel draped over one shoulder. Her habit remained immaculate despite the thin veil of steam curling around her.
“Lean back,” she instructed gently, not the voice she used when commanding silence in the common room or punishing misbehavior. This one was…softer.
You obeyed. Lukewarm water saturated your hair. Her fingers followed, firm but careful, nails short but nice on your scalp. They moved in slow circles, working lather through your tangled hair. It shouldn’t have felt so intimate, so grounding. But no one had touched you kindly in weeks. Maybe longer.
“You’ve been through worse, haven’t you,” she murmured, almost to herself. “Broken bones heal.”
You opened your eyes halfway. Her face was focused, intent, and something like sympathy flickered behind her stern mask. You didn’t know what to say, so you said nothing. Just let her fingers trace your scalp, let the suds run down the sides of your face and neck.
She cupped water over your head to rinse. You blinked back unexpected tears. Her touch slowed, resting briefly on your crown. A blessing in disguise.
When she finally wrapped a towel around your shoulders, her hands lingered just a moment longer than necessary.
“Next time you need help,” she said, “you ask. You don’t wait until it hurts too much.”
You nodded, throat thick.
“Yes, Sister.”
But what you meant was thank you.
For anon
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callsigncrash · 2 days ago
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Which of the different Tetchs do you think would be interested in leaving love bites on his partner? Either in a sfw or nsfw way.
Ooohh I really do just wanna make them all biters cause like...have you seen those teeth? Like that's what they're made for, right? But some will definitely be more..hesitant or coy than others.
BTAS Hatter and TNBA Hatter would be extremely hesitant...not wanting to hurt you...when you reassure them you wouldn't mind it and find it attractive...they can't deny their possessive nature and leaving marks
HQTAS Hatter and Joker's Asylum do it on accident, purely on a whim--from the heat of the moment. When they hear you wince, they are just as surprised as you were at what they did. HQTAS takes up on your offer to do it again, but it will take time for Joker's Asylum to try and do it again...
Gotham Hatter sees it as another method of control over you...what's the fun in manipulating you to see him as everything you want and need and how you're meant to be, only his...without some of the more...physical representations.
Secret Six Hatter left love bites after your first kiss. He gives you love bites every morning you wake and every night before you two go to bed. It's an everyday mandatory activity he must partake in—he's as committed to leaving love bites and marks on you as he is to having his tea, and he wouldn't mind you leaving some of your own.
Arkhamverse Hatter is very interested in the idea of love bites...like other Hatters, he enjoys the possessiveness that comes with the bruises being seen by others...just let him know if he's being overzealous, yes? He doesn't want to cause you any pain.
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callsigncrash · 2 days ago
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slasher movie where instead of the killers motivation being a dead child or abuse or whatever theyre a retail employee
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callsigncrash · 4 days ago
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🌻🌼🌷🌸🏵️🌹🌺💐🍀
Some flowers for anyone not feeling their best today
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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Imagine Jeannie II choosing a new, symbolic name for you to call her.
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The bottle glowed faintly as the desert winds whispered outside the tent. You could feel her before you saw her, sultry, electric, ancient. She materialized in a shimmer of vibrant green colored smoke, arms crossed, gaze sharp as ever.
But something was different. No smirk. No wicked gleam in her eye. Just a quiet intensity.
“I have been thinking,” she said, her voice unusually soft, as if the words cost her something. “About what it means to be…tethered. To someone.” Her gaze flicked toward you, unreadable for a moment. “You summoned me, yes. But I remained. Not out of obligation and not for my own amusement.”
She stepped closer, the coins at her belt jingling with each graceful movement. “I have called myself many things. Trickster. Temptress. Shadow.” Her lips quirked, half wry. “Jeannie’s evil twin, if we’re being dramatic.”
You opened your mouth, but she raised a hand, silencing you gently.
“But you saw past the smoke. Past what I pretended to be. And I…” She hesitated. It felt so unlike her. “I want something new. A name that does not mock who I was, but honors who I choose to become.”
Her fingers brushed your cheek, lingering like a vow. “Call me Yahmi,” she said. “It means ‘guard’ in your tongue. That is what I will be to you. Not a servant, not a danger. A protector. A keeper of your soul.”
The air shifted, warmer now. Heavier with the weight of her promise.
You whispered the name—Yahmi—and her eyes lit up like twin stars.
“Yes,” she said. “That is mine now. Chosen, not given. Just as I choose you.”
And for the first time, she bowed.
For anon
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Forever Tag: @baubeautyandthegeek, @ghostsunderstoodmysoul, @immyowndefender, @valencethefriendlychangeling, @crimsonwidow666, @rebelbossheart, @thedailyspiritualist, @orangeisnttheonlyfruit, @woman-simp, @aperol-with-ivy, @leonoralessoem, @ellepossum69, @lakita-fisher, @trexsuit, @analuw, @luvlesavyy, @malfoyfeed, @aliciabrower, @sparrowspixie, @imaginationismyworldlypleasure, @og-kxsh-420
Evil!Jeannie: @callsigncrash, @agrabahsheadguard
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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Hello, if possible I would like BTAS Dork Squad + Penguin giving a bouquet of flowers to their crush and she likes it so much and showered them with lipstick kisses.
a/n: awww this is so cute and was cute to do, thanks for the request!
BTAS Dork Squad + Penguin - Giving Reader Flowers
BTAS Riddler
Edward figured it'd brighten your day–
And the flowers all had a wide variety of your favorite colors.
He knew he was meeting up with you later, this would be a big surprise…
What turned out to be an even bigger surprise was your reaction.
Your eyes lit up--Your arms instantly wrapped around him–
Ed's face instantly heated up as you planted multiple kisses on both of his cheeks.
He was rendered speechless…unsure whether to say you're welcome or state his own gratitude.
He jumped from his blessed out state when you began wiping off the lipstick stains…
Giggling at how adorable he is…
BTAS Mad Hatter
Jervis fidgeted with the bouquet in his hands, waiting for you anxiously to open the door.
When you opened the door, he beamed happily as he greeted you and gently handed the flowers to you.
Despite his height, you practically knock him off his feet.
You were delighted to not only see him but the sweet gesture of getting you flowers.
Jervis was surprised but not dismayed by your reaction. In fact, it excited him to see things going in a positive direction! 
And then you began kissing his face, saying multiple “thank yous” with each one…
Jervis was frozen in place, unsure of what to say or how to react…
But he knew that he didn't want you to stop…
Jervis was determined from then on to do more romantic gestures that would inspire such an affectionate response from you.
BTAS Scarecrow
Jonathan was sweating bullets…
Was this too forward? 
What if you didn't like flowers?
Jonathan couldn’t think of any other negative alternatives before he saw you walking towards him. 
Jonathan seemed as shocked to actually be handing you the flowers as you were to receive them.
He was relieved to see you accept the bouquet with a bright smile–
However, he was soon surprised again as you thanked him with a couple pecks along his cheek…
You mentioned something about him being sweet, how pretty the flowers were…
Truth be told, his brain stopped working…
BTAS Penguin 
Oswald just knew you would love these!
Probably the most confident out of the others, aside from Edward, about the idea. 
He gave them to you as soon as he saw you next at the club–
Seeing your joyful expression warmed Oswald’s heart.
Oz was just about to compliment on how your beauty couldn’t compare to the flowers–
But your arms wrapped around him before he could even let a word out–
All words left him the minute you began kissing his face…
You left no stone unturned, tip of his nose, top of his head, his cheeks…
You thanked him for the flowers, but once Oz’s face stopped burning, he decided to thank you instead.
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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Thank you for the tag!
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Last song I listened to
@three-eyed-rabbit @backshot-roulette @ anyone else!
starting a new, new tag post for this because the other one before got super long lmao but I was tagged by lovely Jade @riddled-with-fear to do this piccrew and post the last song I listened to
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Last Song I Listened To:
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tagging (no pressure): @finniestoncrane , @march-harrigan , @letshaveadepressionparty , @illustratedartist , and @callsigncrash AND anyone else that would like to participate!
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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Guinea pigs at the buffet
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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Hi, I would like different scarecrows with a shy and introverted s/o.🧡🎃🧡
a/n: sure thing!
Scarecrows w/ an Introverted Reader
Arkhamverse Scarecrow:
- Jonathan appreciates your introvertedness.
- Many, too many, of his colleagues are far too flamboyant, loud, and irritating for his liking.
- He appreciates how good of a listener you are, even if he's more or less speaking out loud and not to you in particular.
- Jonathan will never admit it out loud but he finds your sheepishness rather adorable–
- Definitely expect him to tease you about it…he finds it very entertaining getting under your skin.
- Overall, he absolutely adores you, just has a peculiar way of showing it.
BTAS Scarecrow:
- You two are like two peas in a pod, huh?
- Although he's sure your shyness comes off much more adorable than his does.
- Many of your conversations end up in cute little nervous chuckles and giggles…
- He loves your calm nature and how open you are to listening to him whenever there's something on his mind.
- Jonathan often urges you to open up too, he sort of feels bad if he's the one doing all the talking..
- Slowly but surely you both become two content introverts with that one special person you open up too most.
Fear State Scarecrow:
- Jonathan appreciates your need for alone time–
- He often also needs his time alone, to think, process things, and to breathe.
- Your shyness also gives him ample dead air to fill the room with his vocal rambles and vocal dumps.
- During the quiet and unoccupied times, Jonathan does try to engage in a conversation with you–get you to open up more.
- When you do overcome your shyness and your social battery is full–he loves hearing your voice and your thoughts.
- Jonathan couldn't imagine a more perfect partner.
Year One Scarecrow:
- Jonathan may not exactly be as shy as you but he can understand the introvertedness.
- He likes that you both can be doing your own thing while simultaneously enjoying being in each other's presence.
- Jonathan finds your shyness to be endearing…
- He will try his best to get you to open up throughout the relationship
- But never to the point of discomfort..
- Jonathan appreciates you for who you are and would never want you to change.
Masters of Fear Scarecrow:
- Like BTAS scarecrow, you two are practically the same person.
- You're both practically blushing, giggling messes…
- But you two wouldn't have it any other way.
- You value each other's presence without the pressure of actually entertaining the other.
- You both catch each other when one or the other is getting overwhelmed or overstimulated.
- You two are practically a match made in heaven.
Happy Halloween Scooby-Doo Scarecrow:
- Like previous Scarecrows, he genuinely appreciates your introvertedness.
- He does get intrigued by what's on your mind.
- Like Arkhamverse, he's inclined to tease you about your shyness.
- Whenever you do say something or have something you want to say he's all ears.
- Jonathan is also aware of when you reach your limit socially…
- He knows when to back off or help you get out of that certain social gathering.
- He won't say it out loud but he does care about you greatly and hopes his understanding of your personality attests to that.
Harley Quinn: The Animated Series Scarecrow:
- Jonathan thinks you're absolutely adorable
- He is likely the more outgoing of the Scarecrows, but that doesn't mean he doesn't understand where you're coming from.
- Jonathan will try to include you in everything, ensuring you don't feel left out.
- If you're up for it, he loves telling you everything about his day–makes you feel like you were practically there!
- He is always down to just chill out home with you if you want to be with him but not exactly do anything.
- Jonathan is more than happy to tend to your needs and be there for you whenever.
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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reliable excavators
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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I’m VERY close to hitting 100 followers🥹🫶🏻
Thank you to everyone who’s supported me on here thus far!
With that being said, I do have some ideas for the fic event I’d like to do to celebrate! But if anyone has some suggestions I’d love to hear it👀💚
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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callsigncrash · 5 days ago
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HELLO
I JUST FINISHED MY FINALS
AND ALSO HAPPY PRIDE🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈
(Very late for this, tests are draining my soul lol)
Can you write headcanons for all Ed's on how they celebrate pride month with their S/O?
Happy pride month!
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a/n: AHH CONGRATS POTATO I’m sure you did the best you could! God I-I don’t miss finals season AT ALL and HAPPY PRIDE MONTH! Also also I know you guys are likely going to ask for the rest of the Rogues…I’m gonna try and do the others but I will be busy this month with personal matters but hopefully I’ll get them done in time for pride month! But don’t be surprised if it’s…a tad late asdfh
The Riddlers Celebrating Pride Month w/ Their S/O
Arkhamverse Riddler:
- Ed lets you celebrate by allowing you to finally show off your pride colors and NOT just green!
- This is actually one of the few parades/celebrations the city hosts that he can actually get behind–
- What? No, he can’t attend…hahaha someone as prideful as him should attend, how funny…
- But do you have any idea how much work he has to get done? While everyone's out and about, he has ample time to place trophies!
- Eddie is stunned when he sees you sport his orientation colors (if you chose to headcanon him having any)...
- While, he can’t guarantee he can go…please take a riddler bot in case any bigots show up…
- And yes the robot’s colors are reconfigured to your orientation colors.
Dano/Reevesverse Riddler:
- Edward has always had a passing admiration for Pride month.
- Not that he’d think he would ever properly participate in any festivities, until he met you.
- You help inform of all the various orientations and sexualities…something Edward hadn’t quite thought about in a long time.
- He knew they existed just never sure where he’d fit in…or if he’d fit in at all.
- It definitely brings the two of you closer as a couple.
- Edward does worry about your safety–so he tends whatever festival or parade may be going on.
- It is one month that he feels the most comfortable with himself…
- And being able to celebrate it with you makes it all the more special.
Gotham Riddler:
- This nerd has a historical fact about LGBTQIA+ and the community and history for every day of Pride Month and then some.
- You even learn some things you didn’t even know about.
- Has some recommendations for shops and books by members of the community—
- Chats with Oswald about having Pride theme parties at the Iceberg Lounge, with you as his plus one of course.
- He’s more likely to invite you to a parade or festival before you can invite him!
- Edward has always usually celebrated in silence–
- But now with his confidence and a supportive partner such as you, it just makes the month all the more fun!
BTAS Riddler:
- Like Gotham Riddler, he definitely knows a handful of facts and significance towards the month.
- He’s more than delighted to partake in any and all activities you wish to attend.
- Eddie is likely to inquire about your journey and your process (that is if you’re comfortable with it of course)
- He will share his in return, it’s only fair.
- Definitely knows about some games that were developed by someone of the LGBTQIA+ community he will let you try out and play.
- It’s a month you both look forward to now that you have someone to celebrate with.
Zero Year/Capullo Riddler:
- Edward usually never cared too much to participate in the month.
- Although he definitely believes he can align himself with a certain sexuality or orientation..
- There was just never any time or true desire to partake in them.
- He wasn’t necessarily in the closet, but he didn’t go out of his way to say anything, albeit he never had to–what with his attraction doing the talking.
- But he supposes, to keep you entertained he’ll partake in an activity or two.
Telltale Riddler:
- Okay, he’s a boomer, but not a bigot.
- You’ll definitely spend some of the month explaining some of the different orientations and their respective flag colors.
- Edward is honestly impressed to see how far and big Pride has become–
- Given his age he’s likely to remember a time where most stayed in the closet for safety.
- It does please him and bring a smile to his face.
- If he hears of any riots or protests looking to interfere with any Pride activities–he wouldn’t be opposed to taking them out peacefully and quietly.
Young Justice Riddler:
- Wait, what, really? You wanna celebrate with him?
- W-Well, sure! What do you want to do?
- He may be anxious about going to his first Pride festival/parade, but he does end up having a blast especially being with you.
- Will be down to having you face paint his flag on his cheek for the event.
- Eddie will also likely share some facts or insights he’s learned in the past…
- Eddie may take this time to also let you in on some past tribulations he's had to try and find himself…
- And get to remind himself how grateful he is to have someone like you by his side.
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callsigncrash · 6 days ago
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Hiii do you think you could write a bill x reader with REALLYYY bad period cramps due to PCOS? I have PCOS and it sucks ass so I would love this🫰🥹
(Yes i can lok as a girl with painful periods too!! Im sorry for the longest wait i was a bit busy with life<3 I really hope you enjoy this
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Title: "Forked Up"
You were hunched on the edge of Bill Dickey’s ratty-ass futon, arms wrapped around your middle, legs drawn up. The apartment smelled like instant noodles, dust, and the vague bitterness of unwashed laundry.
It was quiet. Too quiet. The only sound was your breath hitching every so often when the cramps came in waves — like someone took a bent fork and scraped it slowly across your ovaries, back and forth, over and over, carving you up from the inside out.
You didn’t cry. You weren’t a crier. But your face said everything.
Bill looked up from his laptop, which was balancing precariously on a milk crate like that was totally normal, and squinted at you.
“…You look like a cat that got hit by a f*ckin’ truck,” he muttered.
“Thanks,” you gritted out. “That’s exactly the vibe I’m going for.”
You were half-expecting him to go back to whatever rage forum or garbage TV show he was consuming, but instead, he watched you for another second, then closed the laptop.
He stretched — arms cracking, knees popping — and walked into the kitchen.
You didn’t ask where he was going. You were too busy trying not to throw up from the pain.
He came back a few minutes later with a half-warm bottle of Sprite, a heating pad he probably hadn't used in years, and a microwaveable plush shaped like some ugly cartoon bear.
He tossed it at you. “Don’t say I never f*ckin’ do anything for you.”
You stared at the bear.
“…Is this thing supposed to fix my reproductive system?”
“No. It’s supposed to sit on your uterus and shut you up for five minutes.” He sat beside you, letting out a groan like being near someone in pain physically annoyed him. “You want anything else? Tampon? Gasoline? A goddamn exorcist?”
You flinched as another sharp cramp twisted in your gut. Your jaw clenched. “I want a new body. Preferably one that isn’t trying to kill me once a month.”
Bill was quiet for a second. Then:
“More like every three weeks, right? ‘Cause your insides are broken.”
Your eyes snapped toward him.
“…You remembered that?”
He shrugged. “You only screamed it into the void like ten times last time this happened. ‘Bill, my fckin’ ovaries are trying to murder me, it’s like someone’s taking a fork and scraping me like a fckin’ burnt lasagna pan,’ or whatever the hell you said.”
Despite the pain, you laughed — sharp and bitter.
“Yeah. That’s what it feels like.”
“I believe it,” he said, quietly this time.
You looked at him.
He wasn’t looking at you. He was staring at the wall, shoulders tense like he was trying not to care too much in case it made him soft. But he’d brought the heating pad. He remembered the fork metaphor. He sat here, even when he hated silence.
Bill reached over without looking and awkwardly tugged the ugly bear up to your stomach, then leaned back, arms crossed.
“…You know if men got this PCOS shit,” he muttered, “they’d invent like seven different painkillers, a therapy robot, and a national goddamn parade. We’d get a f*ckin’ Netflix special. But you get a teddy bear that smells like stale lavender and a doctor that tells you to ‘lose weight and drink water.’"
You blinked at him.
“That’s… weirdly accurate.”
“Yeah, well. I’ve listened to you bitch enough to become a f*ckin’ expert.”
You leaned your head on his shoulder.
He tensed, but only for a second. Then sighed and leaned into it just slightly.
“…You’re not gonna puke on me, right?”
“No promises.”
“Cool.”
And for a long moment, Bill didn’t say anything. He didn’t make a joke. He didn’t ruin it. He just stayed there, solid and quiet while your body waged war on itself.
And for him — that was love.
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callsigncrash · 6 days ago
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Ancient Greek Gold Tiara (diadem), 325-330 BC , Demetrias/Thessaly
Stathatos Collection Gallery, National Archaeological Museum, Athens
📸Gary Todd
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callsigncrash · 6 days ago
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...another one 🫶🏻
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callsigncrash · 6 days ago
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POV any of the other secretaries/those fish eye lens poses in the 2000s
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