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TW// Slight injuries.

Redraws of some shots of the opening from the pilot (⁠•⁠ ⁠▽⁠ ⁠•)

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Silver disc uncovered near Stockholm, Sweden, 800-1100 AD

from The History Museum of Sweden

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I like these guys and i hate it

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They love being worshipped. 🖤

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A Cheshire cat type Reader with the different Mad Hatters <3

a/n: ooohhh this one was super cute too! next Wonderland character is (or atleast should be) the mock turtle!

The Mad Hatters with a Cheshire Cat Type Reader

Arkhamverse Mad Hatter

- Jervis often takes delight in your mischief.

- He often confides in you about his thoughts and ideas…

- Whether or not you're actually helpful…it entirely varies.

- Sometimes it does unnerve him how little control he has over you…

- Yet he also enjoys that you still linger and stick with him without his control over your mind.

- You may not always be reliable or consistent…

- But somehow you're always near by when Jervis seems to need you most…

BTAS Mad Hatter

- Jervis appreciates your company, more than he thought he would.

- But behind the teasing and mischief, you do have a profound philosophy that surprises and intrigues Jervis.

- Yet on the other hand, you do push his buttons for your own amusement.

- Which may annoy Jervis from time to time but he can't stay mad forever (it is true to your character after all…)

- Your grin maybe unsettling to most–

- But for Jervis its almost comforting-

- Just two mad people trying to navigate a mad, mad world…

TNBA Mad Hatter

- Your conversations often keep him awake while he's tinkering away at some hardware.

- The way you can bounce off various thoughts and topics not only inspire Jervis but entertain him too–

- You do aggravate him sometimes when you talk around in loops…

- But like BTAS Jervis he doesn't stay mad long.

- One of the few Jervi that fully commits to the bit and has you disappear.

- Jervis somehow finds reliability in your unpredictability which speaks volumes on how you're one of the few people he trusts (even if he really shouldn't)

- Jervis can't imagine a life without his devious Cheshire Cat by his side…

Gotham Mad Hatter

- Jervis is enamored with you.

- Even if your dialogue consists of questioning and twisting his words which sometimes agitate him…

- He still relishes in your company..

- Your wide grin to rival his own–

- Your playfully dangerous plans–

- You two are a force to be reckoned with…

- Gotham wouldn't know what hit them..

HQTAS Mad Hatter

- He finds you absolutely insufferable most days–

- You do go out of your way to make his life hell sometimes, but usually as a means to get back at him–

- Or make him learn a lesson…

- You do offer him genuine advice every now and then, but its up to Jervis to discern it and if he trusts you to take it–

- Which against his better judgement, he does trust you more than anyone else.

- Not that he would ever admit it, but Jervis does rely on you despite your unpredictability.

- You're the only one that seems to truly make things make sense for him–

Joker’s Asylum Mad Hatter

- You intrigue him but also fluster him.

- Sometimes he wonders if he's growing more mad having you around.

- Jervis does find comfort in your company–

- He enjoys listening to you saying anything and nothing at all.

- Jervis is just elated to have someone near that can understand him–

- It means the world to him when you stay with him instead of disappearing somewhere else.

- Whenever Jervis sees your wide grin across your face, he's overcome with glee.

Secret Six Mad Hatter

- Oh, Jervis adores you…

- You two often engage in a battle of wits that has no end in sight.

- He revels in the way you infuriate the other Six with your misleading words–

- Lawton has learned the hard way not to ask you for directions to anywhere-much to Jervis' amusement…

- He does somehow find someone or a way to make you disappear like your literary counterpart

- And yes he has made a hat with a cat on it in your honor (and yes also one with cat ears on that you wear occasionally)

- Nothing delights Jervis more than seeing a proud stunning grin from his Cheshire Cat.

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~ Pair of Sandals.

Period: Second Intermediate Period–Early New Kingdom, 17th-18th Dynasty

Date: ca. 1580–1479 B.C.

Place of origin: Egypt, Upper Egypt, Thebes, Unfinished Temple ("Seankhkare") Valley, Pit Tomb MMA 1008/1016 (Mond 8), MMA excavations, 1920–21

Medium: Papyrus Reed

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I was challenged to draw the animated series Scarecrow.

Now to commissions.

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I’m gonna euthanize him.

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My Wife’s Lovers, 1891, Carl Kahler

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bill burning down the comic store frame redraw

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One of two human-headed Lamassus, housed at the Pergamon Museum. The giant statues were originated from the Assyrian city of Nimrud, and they date back to 883-859 BCE. The Pergamon Museum, Berlin, GERMANY.

Photo by Babylon Chronicle

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Bronze wine pot with textured surface inlaid on ten sides, and ring holders. China, Eastern Zhou period, 5th century BC.

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What do you think about btas Jonathan x an Arkham guard type reader. I like the idea of them meeting during the lock up episode. And the reader does what they can to protect Jonny, and the other inmates, from Lyle's cruelty.

a/n: awww this is such a cute and neat idea! I actually just re-watched that episode too, excellent timing anon!

Word Count: 1,215 (oops)

Content Warning: slight cursing, mistreatment of asylum inmates mentions (nothing out of what's mentioned in the show)

BTAS Scarecrow x Arkham Guard!Reader - Backup

You heard the jingle of cell keys and muffled groaning and hushed whimpers coming down the corridor.

You were stationed to monitor one of the asylum halls of criminally insane inmates– one of whom was missing, the Master of Fear, Jonathan Crane.

You were waiting for Batman and Robin to bring him in as per usual but were stunned to see Lyle Bolton, quite literally, dragging the ex-professor by the collar of his signature red costume.

The fear in Jonathan's eyes was enough to alert you something was wrong.

Swiftly, you got up from your desk and cut Lyle off before he made it to Crane's cell.

“I can take Professor Crane from her–Hey! The hell?”

Lyle ignored you and merely bumped his shoulder into you to move out of his way.

“Bolton!”

“What?!”

“I have to–”

“Yeah, yeah, whatever!”

The Scarecrow looked at you with pleading eyes as he continued to try and squirm out of Bolton's death grip.

Bolton pulls Jonathan up and brings the rogue face to face.

“I'll have to make an example out of you–to show the others what happens when you escape under MY SECURITY!”

“That is ENOUGH!” You grabbed the large man's shoulder to turn him around to face you instead of intimidating Crane.

The large hulk of a man sneered at you. Crane gasped as Bolton's grip somehow got tighter around his shirt, tiny little seams barely keeping the fabric in place.

Lyle unceremoniously dropped Jonathan onto the tile floor, and began stomping away, but not before he pointed an accusatory finger at you–

“Its your fault! You're coddling these maniacs that destroy our city! They don't deserve–”

“Bolton! One more word and so help me I will report your ass! Wouldn't want to tell Mr. Wayne that part of his Arkham Security grant went to a muscle bound brute with no self restraint and anger issues!”

Bolton clenched his teeth so hard that veins popped out of his neck-it's a miracle his eyes didn't pop out or his teeth sank deeper into his gums until they bled.

Until all of a sudden, like the flick of a light switch, Bolton just shook his head, fixed his tie, and wore a content smile.

He nodded with a chuckle. “I'd love to see how far you get with that–”

Bolton then briskly turned around and began walking out of the hallway.

Jonathan Crane didn't take one sigh of relief until he heard the large metal door to the stairway open and closed signifying the bully was truly gone.

You turn your attention to the Scarecrow who was still a heap on the floor.

“Professor Crane, are you okay?” You leaned down and offered a hand.

Jonathan looked up at you and your open hand, he hesitated for a beat before accepting your hand and lifting him up off the floor.

“I-I'm…” he took a gulp of air. “F-Fine now that he-he's gone…”

It unnerved you to see Jonathan so shaken. He was always the more stoic of the inmates. Always reading, kept to himself, polite at least to you when you gave him books or meals…

“C'mon, let's get you back to your cell…” You held his hand and let him walk alongside you to his cell.

“Y-You…stood up to him…f-for me…” Jonathan commented.

You took the keys off your belt hook and began flicking through the countless keys looking for the right one.

“Of course, criminal, mad-man, officer, guard…no one deserves to be treated that way…”

You unlocked the cell door and continued to help maneuver Jonathan to where he sat on his bed.

“There's a fresh uniform folded over there by your pillow…is there anything else you need?”

Jonathan shook his head.

“N-n-no…t-thank you, dear…”

Your eyebrows scrunched up in the middle in concern.

Your shift was about to be over in half an hour but the last thing you wanted to do was leave this hall. The moment you did, you knew Lyle was going to make a beeline for Crane.

“How long has this been going on, Professor?”

“Ever since he arrived…he immediately made his dominance known…he destroyed one of Isley's potted plants when she didn't return back to her cell in time…he stomped on Tetch's hat for the same thing…he threatened to burn one of my books…Even when we're obedient he makes our lives here…Hell…”

Guilt swelled up in the pit of your stomach. Bolton has been the head of security for a little over a year…how are you just now hearing about all this?

Now that you know, you knew you had to do something…

You put a hand on Jonathan's shoulder, the poor man flinched at first until he saw the hand belonging to you.

“Professor Crane, I promise I'll do whatever I can to help you and the others…” You checked your watch. “And I'll stay here through the night so you can get some sleep…if Bolton tries to come back he'll have to go through me first.”

For the first time, Jonathan's face seemed to light up with hope. “R-Really? Y-You would do that?”

You nodded. “Of course, get some rest…tomorrow I want to discuss with you and the other inmates and get a full detailed outline of events and present it to the board…I will take the complaints to Wayne if it comes down to it.”

Jonathan's eyes almost welled up with joyful tears–like finally seeing the sunlight after an eternity under a moonless night sky. You managed to give the Master of Fear hope.

“Oh thank you, thank you, thank you my dear…you, you cannot even begin to imagine the relief that brings me! I will do whatever you need me to do!”

“I know, but for now, get some sleep…we'll discuss it more tomorrow…”

You stepped out of his cell and just before you shut the door to lock it, Crane grabbed your wrist, not aggressively but in a way that caused you to pause.

“T-Thank you…again…for earlier and staying…there are not enough words of gratitude that even comes close…”

You rested your other hand on top of his. “Its not a problem at all…just doing my job. Good night, Professor Crane–”

“Good night, my dear…”

After a beat and a small squeeze from Crane's hand, he let your hand go so you could close the cell door and lock it.

You took a deep breath as you began walking back to your desk at the end of the hall.

You already began taking notes of everything you saw and heard tonight to what little Jonathan told you.

Then the memory of Jonathan's face brightening up at you, the way the man looked at you like a spiritual savior…the way he squeezed your hand and even called you “dear” which was nothing new but you always found it endearing from him.

You shook your head. There was no way you were gonna get wrapped up in some forbidden romance, you just didn't like seeing someone getting mistreated…you would have felt just as distraught if it were any of the other Rogues.

However, you couldn't help but feel a little proud to know you protected the Master of Fear from any nightmares that night as he slept soundly a couple cells down…

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This is apparently an unpopular opinion but I think it's shitty to make fun of people for putting stuff like "figuring stuff out" on their dating profiles when they're above like, 30.

Because for all people's talk of "There's no one way to live life! People should find what works for them! We're all different! uwu!", people sure do act like you're weird/immature/etc if you haven't already decided you want to get married or whatever when you hit your thirties. You can't have it both ways where you agree that not everybody has to be married and have three kids by the time you're like 35 but then turn around and mock people for still wanting to see what's out there when they're in their forties or higher. You're not more of an adult because you decided to settle down by an arbitrary, pre-approved deadline.

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Look Up

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I don't usually dabble in realism - but this was a gift for someone very meaningful in my life. And some things just deserve to be painted as they are.

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