callxthexshots

[callxthexshots]

ways to respond when someone says, "I'm okay."

this is a rp meme it's for roleplay purposes please feel free to reblog it & use it for that purpose, it's what it was made for!

"[Name]."

"[Name.]" (gently)

"I mean it. I want to know."

"I'm worried about you."

"Are you hurt?"

"What happened?"

"Do you need me to come home?"

"Have you eaten anything?"

"That's probably true, but let's get you checked over anyway, alright?"

"I believe you. Let me help, anyway?"

"The shower's running."

"Well, I'm not."

"I miss you."

"Don't."

"I don't believe you."

"I know."

"Will you stay with me?"

"Is that true?"

"That really scared me."

"You're crying."

"You're bleeding."

"Don't move yet."

"It looked bad."

"I brought you some water."

"I called your work to tell them you weren't coming in."

"Let's stay home today."

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high pain tolerance starters

“[Name], you’re bleeding.”

“How long has it been like that?”

“Did you dislocate a finger?”

“You’re slurring.”

“They say you almost died. You left it that late.”

“You’re snapping. Headache again?”

“You’re in a bad mood. Are you in pain?”

“Why didn��t you say anything?”

“Hey, why are you walking like that?”

“That’s a lot of swelling.”

“Where did you get that bruise?”

“Whose blood is that?”

“When you say your pain’s ‘4 out of 10′, that’s a normal person’s ‘8 out of 10′. We’re going to the hospital.”

“How did you not notice?!”

“If it hurts, it hurts.”

“I know you can manage it, you just don’t *have* to.”

“Holy shit, how long have you had this?!”

“[Name]? [Name]! Hey!”

“We’re a team. You need to tell me about this sort of thing.”

“That’s … a lot of blood, is that - oh, fuck.”

“Hey! Hey! Stay awake, okay? Stay awake.”

“It would have been a lot easier to treat if you’d mentioned it sooner.”

“You can’t keep hiding this stuff.”

“I need to be able to trust you to tell me when you’re hurt.”

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SOME SMUTTY AND INTIMATE PROMPTS

[ NEW ] for our muses first sexual experience

[ NECK ] for receiver's muse to arouse sender by kissing, licking and/or biting their neck and throat

[ BACK ] for receiver's muse to use sender's back for a sexual act (back shots, biting, licking, waxplay etc.)

[ LEGS ] for receiver to slow kiss from the ankle all the way up to sender's thigh.

[ DISTRACTED ] for receiver to fondle sender while sender is trying to do another task

[ DISTRACTING ] for sender to fondle receiver while receiver is trying to do another task

[ BETTER ] for our muses to have makeup sex (feel free to specify who initiates)

[ TOGETHER ] for a drabble about our muses having a threesome

[ TABOO ] for our muses to try a new kink

[ AGAIN ] our muses are supposed to be broken up but they wind up having sex

[ JEALOUS ] our muses have been out together and sender purposefully flirted with others to get receiver worked up. receiver has them alone now and gets to have their way with them.

[ HEAVY ] for our muses to have a make out session including dry humping and fondling

[ AFTER ] our muses initiating another round the morning after their first time

[ CLEAN ] for our muses to shower together after sex, taking turns washing each other

[ TASTE ] for our muses to use flavored condoms during oral

[ STRAP ] for one muse to simulate a blow job on the other's strap

[ TEST ] for one muse to begin training the other for anal by using plugs

[ CLOSE ] for our muses to cuddle naked

[ SLOW ] for sender to sensually undress receiver

[ SLOWLY ] for receiver to sensually undress sender

[ CONSUME ] for one muse to eat/lick food off the other's body (feel free to specify what kind)

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VARYING KISSES PROMPT

ₓ ˚ .   ୭   ˚ ○ ◦ ˚     as always, some triggering content may be present! change any pronouns to better suit your muse(s) needs!     ˚ ◦ ○ ˚   ୧   . ˚ ₓ

PLACES TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver's knuckles.

sender kisses receiver's cheek.

sender kisses receiver's lips.

sender kisses receiver's palm.

sender kisses receiver's temple.

sender kisses receiver's inner thighs.

sender kisses receiver's hair.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder.

sender kisses receiver's neck.

sender kisses receiver's knees.

sender kisses receiver's stomach.

sender kisses receiver's top of head.

sender kisses receiver's chest.

sender kisses receiver's upper back.

sender kisses receiver's foot.

sender kisses receiver's inner wrists.

sender kisses receiver's nose.

sender kisses receiver's forehead.

sender kisses receiver's fingertips.

sender kisses receiver's shoulder blade.

sender kisses receiver's lower back.

sender kisses receiver's outer thighs.

sender kisses receiver's sternum.

sender kisses receiver's collarbone.

sender kisses receiver's earlobe.

sender kisses receiver's forearm.

sender kisses receiver's chin.

REASONS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver to say goodbye.

sender kisses receiver to say hello.

sender kisses receiver to say goodnight.

sender kisses receiver to say good morning.

sender kisses receiver to distract them.

sender kisses receiver to reassure them.

sender kisses receiver to initiate something further.

sender kisses receiver to shut them up.

sender kisses receiver to comfort them.

sender kisses receiver to say i love you.

sender kisses receiver to tease them.

sender kisses receiver to fluster them.

sender kisses receiver to congratulate them.

sender kisses receiver to give into them.

sender kisses receiver to surprise them.

sender kisses receiver to pretend they're in a relationship.

sender kisses receiver to show off for someone else.

sender kisses receiver to wish them luck.

SETTINGS TO KISS .. ( send "reverse" to switch the sender + receiver roles )

sender kisses receiver at a restaurant.

sender kisses receiver in the kitchen.

sender kisses receiver in a pool.

sender kisses receiver at a cafe.

sender kisses receiver at a party.

sender kisses receiver in the bedroom.

sender kisses receiver in a movie theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a car.

sender kisses receiver at a park.

sender kisses receiver in a club.

sender kisses receiver in an alleyway.

sender kisses receiver on the bus or train.

sender kisses receiver in a closet.

sender kisses receiver in a store isle.

sender kisses receiver in a parking lot.

sender kisses receiver in the woods.

sender kisses receiver at school.

sender kisses receiver at the bar.

sender kisses receiver at the beach.

sender kisses receiver in the ocean.

sender kisses receiver in the garage.

sender kisses receiver at work.

sender kisses receiver on a boat.

sender kisses receiver in a theatre.

sender kisses receiver in a tent.

sender kisses receiver in the bathroom.

sender kisses receiver in a motel suite.

sender kisses receiver in a hotel suite.

sender kisses receiver at a cabin.

sender kisses receiver in an office.

sender kisses receiver in the backyard.

sender kisses receiver on the porch.

sender kisses receiver in a secret or hidden place.

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╰┈➤ STARTER PROMPTS : Random Dialogue Prompts a set of original, generic, random dialogue starter prompts !

❝ sorry, i didn’t realize you could hear me. ❞ ❝ you need to stop interrupting my monologues. ❞ ❝ i didn’t realize you could hear my inner monologues. ❞ ❝ who invited them ? ❞ ❝ who invited you ? ❞ ❝ well, well, look what the cat dragged in. ❞ ❝ you look dreadful. ❞ ❝ this is probably a terrible idea. ❞ ❝ who came up with this idea ? i have some strong words for them. ❞ ❝ that sounds like a ‘ you ’ problem. ❞ ❝ you’ve got to be joking. ❞ ❝ complaints are to be sent to the complaints department. no, that’s not the trash can, what are you talking about ? ❞ ❝ if you ask me, i’m a very trustworthy person. ❞ ❝ have i ever steered you wrong ? ❞ ❝ what could possibly go wrong ? ❞ ❝ how does getting ice cream sound right now ? ❞ ❝ no, we’re not getting takeout on the way home. ❞ ❝ i don’t know how much ice cream it will take to drown my sorrows, but it will probably be a lot. ❞ ❝ do you hear yourself ? ❞ ❝ do you have any idea what time it is ? ❞ ❝ if i wake up to find that every cabinet and door in the house is open, that probably means it’s haunted, right ? ❞ ❝ i told myself not to spend all my money in one place, yet here i am. ❞ ❝ i saw the plushie and i had to have it, i’m sorry. would you like to give them a hug ? ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i’d probably listen to it. ❞ ❝ if a mysterious voice gave me an ominous warning, i probably wouldn’t listen to it. ❞ ❝ daisy chain making is so much harder than the stories make it seem. ❞ ❝ do you believe in miracles ? ❞ ❝ i’ve been waiting for so long to hear you say that. ❞ ❝ i missed you, you know. ❞ ❝ were you always this ( handsome / beautiful ) ? i think you’ve been holding out on me. ❞ ❝ if you’re always looking for the darkness, you’ll never find the light. ❞ ❝ magic is all around us. it always has been. ❞ ❝ shh. do you hear that ? ❞ ❝ i’m sorry, i didn’t mean to bother you. ❞ ❝ are you busy ? i need to talk to you. ❞ ❝ here, let me hold you. i’ll protect you. ❞ ❝ look, a shooting star ! did you make a wish ? ❞ ❝ i’m here, okay ? i’m here. it’s alright. you’re safe with me. ❞ ❝ i didn’t know that you could sing. ❞

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Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

��� Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

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𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖  𝐋𝐎𝐂𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒.  (𝐏𝐓. 𝟏)

i. i wish i could explain what led to this. but for whatever reason, you’re getting this post, and idk when i’ll remember to post it bc it’s very late and it’s very likely that i’ll draft it, but we’ll see how it goes! i hope you enjoy them, and DO NOT ADD TO THE LIST!!! i WILL edit or make a new list once i’m conscious and the vibes are returned! ( if you like these, i would love to direct u towards THIS POST bc it’s a very very very good meme made by an exceptionally talented meme-maker! )

[  MY PLACE  ]:          sender and receiver return to the sender’s home, where things proceed to get heated.

[  YOURS  ]:          sender and receiver return to the receiver’s home, where things proceed to get heated.

[  BACKSEAT  ]:          while parked safely, the sender and receiver, fuelled by mutual passions, climb into the backseat of the car together to have sex.

[  DRIVER  ]:          while parked safely, one of the muses climbs into the other muses lap, leading to an immediately intimate situation in the driver’s seat of the car.

[  BEDROOM  ]:           after things get heated between the two muses, they proceed to take things to the bedroom, where things get even friskier.

[  SOFA  ]:          too impatient to get to the bedroom, the two muses end up taking things to the next level on the sofa.

[  FLOOR  ]:           either by choice or by clumsy and painful accident, the two muses end up entangled on the floor, where they proceed to have sex.

[  KITCHEN  ]:          unable to resist, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in the kitchen.

[  OFFICE  ]:           one of the muses has to work late and alone one night; the other decides to pay them a visit, and things immediately take a heated and intimate turn as they get frisky in the office.

[  OFFICE  DESK  ]:           after spontaneously sweeping the contents of the desk to the ground, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex on top of the desk.

[  WALL  ]:           pinning the other up against the wall, the two muses begin to have sex up against a wall.

[  WINDOW  ]:          while in a room with floor to ceiling windows, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex up against the window.

[  BATH  ]:          sender and receiver, while sharing a bath (either planned or spontaneously) proceed to have sex together while in it.

[  SHOWER  ]:          sender and receiver, while sharing a shower together (either planned or spontaneously) proceed to have sex together while in it.

[  PUBLIC  BATHROOM  ]:          while in a fancy restaurant or bar or hotel, the sender and receiver meet each other in a (clean) public bathroom with nobody else inside; they proceed to take advantage of this, and have sex in one of the cubicles.

[  LAKE  ]:          after going skinny-dipping together, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in a tranquil, romantic, secluded lake.

[  WATERFALL  ]:          after taking a midnight swim together in a secluded lake, the sender and receiver notice a nearby waterfall, and things proceed to get frisky while they explore it and each other together.

[  STORAGE  CLOSET  ]:          when the mood strikes both the sender and receiver in a public setting, they both find a small storage closet together, and have sex inside.

[  LIBRARY  ]:          having found a guaranteed private part of a library, the sender and receiver begin to get frisky behind the bookshelves.

[  GYM  ]:          after a heated and energetic training session together, the sender and receiver, at the conclusion of the sparring match, proceed to have sex on the gymnasium floor.

[  CINEMA  ]:           while in the back of a largely unoccupied movie theatre, the sender and receiver proceed to get frisky in the back row.

[  MILE-HIGH  ]:          while on an airplane flight together, the sender and receiver decide to mark the occasion by having sex in the airplane bathroom.

[  DRESSING  ROOM  ]:           the sender and receiver proceed to have sex together in a dressing room.

[  TENT  ]:          in the middle of the night, one of the muse’s slips into the others tent, and they proceed to have sex together.

[  MOTEL  ROOM  ]:          sender and receiver end up having sex together in a motel room.

[  HOTEL  ROOM  ]:           sender and receiver end up having sex together in a hotel room. ( good for one-night-stand threads! )

[  WEDDING  ]:          while attending a wedding party, the sender and receiver decide to slip away from the celebrations and have sex in a more quiet part of the venue.

[  HONEYMOON  SUITE  ]:          after getting married, the sender and receiver slip away from the celebrations early and have sex together in the private luxury of their bridal suite.

[  TOWER  ]:            as they explore the abandoned ruins of a barely standing castle together, the sender and receiver proceed to get frisky in one of the strangely romantic, ivy-strewn towers.

[  FOREST  ]:          while wandering through a heavily wooded area together, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in the midst of the wilderness.

[  PICNIC  ]:          after a romantic picnic in the countryside, the sender and receiver begin to get intimate, and have sex on the picnic blanket in the midst of the empty and beautiful nature.

[  BEACH  ]:          having found an isolated, untouched cove together, the sender and receiver begin to have sex on the shore of the idyllic beach.

[  BOAT  ]:           the sender and receiver proceed to have sex on a boat (either out at sea or still in the docks).

[  MEADOW  ]:          the sender and receiver begin to get frisky in a clear, untouched meadow.

[  NEW  HOUSE  ]:          having just purchased their first house together, the sender and receiver, so elated by their milestone, decide to celebrate by having sex in their new home before unpacking.

[  SWIMMING  POOL  ]:          as the pair go for a late-night swim in the local swimming pool, the sender and receiver begin to get frisky in the serene and empty pool.

[  SHELTER  ]:          rushing through the rain together to find shelter, the sender and receiver, both drenched to the skin in the downpour, find themselves getting frisky in the shelter of an isolated and empty garage.

[  CAROUSEL  ]:          when they visit a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver go on the carousel together, and in the isolated light of the carousel, they proceed to have sex in one of the wagons.

[  FERRIS  WHEEL  ]:          when visiting a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver stop the ferris wheel when they’re at the very top, and get frisky beneath the stars and above the world.

[  LOVE  TUNNEL  ]:          when visiting a closed funfair in the middle of the night, the sender and receiver slip into the love tunnel, and have sex in one of the carriages inside the tunnel.

[  SAFEHOUSE  ]:          the sender and receiver begin to have sex with each other  while hiding together in a safehouse.

[  CABIN  ]:          seeking warmth and shelter from a huge blizzard in the area, the sender and receiver find a cabin, and end up having sex in front of the fire as the storm rages on.

[  PARTY  ]:          while the sender and receiver attend a party that neither of them have much interest in attending, they slip away to a quiet part of the venue to have sex together.

[  LANDMARK  ]:           while exploring an area, the sender and receiver proceed to have sex in a renowned, but currently unoccupied landmark (e.g. the london eye, the statue of liberty etc– )

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𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐔𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

idk what this is my dudes, i got angsty, then spot.ify gave me a soft song, and i decided to resolve the angst briefly by writing up these! i hope y’all enjoy!

DIALOGUE PROMPTS.

“ hey, look at me… you can do this. okay? you can. “

“ it’s gonna work out, alright? i promise.

“ you’re not alone, okay? not anymore. i’m right here with you. “

“ you good? “

“ here. hold my hand. you get scared again, squeeze tight, and i’ll help you. got it? “

“ shh… it’s okay… breathe with me, okay? in… and out… good job. “

“ we’re gonna figure all this out together, i promise. “

“ that’s it… there we go, good job… let it all out. “

“ of course i came. you called me. what’s wrong? “

“ hey, why don’t we get out of here? would that be better? “

“ you wanna get out of here? i know a great coffee shop a few blocks away. “

“ do you wanna talk about this, or be distracted, or left alone? “

“ you don’t have to be so strong all the time. it’s okay. cry. i’ll be strong for both of us. “

“ hey, i got you some water. drink it all, you’ll feel better. “

“ it’s been a long day. why don’t you stay here tonight? i can take the sofa. “

“ c’mon, you gotta eat something. and i can’t cook, so take-out it is. eat up. “

“ let’s go for a walk. staying here is the worst thing we can do, right? “

“ don’t you pay any heed to those morons. they don’t know you. not like i do. “

“ it’s okay. i got you… “

“ we don’t need to talk unless you want to. i’m happy to just sit with you for a while. “

“ it’s alright. you take your time… i’m gonna be right here whenever you want to talk, okay? “

ACTION PROMPTS.

[ KNEE ]:          sender gently rests a hand on the receiver’s knee to stop them from shaking it.

[ MOUTH ]:          sender notices the receiver’s distress from across a crowded room, and silently mouths “are you okay?” to them.

[ SIT ]:          sender guides the receiver into a seat after noticing them becoming upset.

[ BESIDE ]:          sender sits next to the troubled receiver at a social event so that they don’t have to feel alone.

[ BACK ]:          sender rests a gentle hand against the receiver’s back, silently checking in on them.

[ HAND ]:          sender takes a gentle hold of the receiver’s hand, as a form of emotional support and reassurance.

[ JOIN ]:          sender follows the emotionally unsettled receiver out of a crowded party and into a secluded space to check on their well-being.

[ BREATHE ]:          sender begins to take slow, deliberately even breaths, encouraging the receiver to copy their motions until their own breathing is back to normal.

[ SPOON ]:          sender lies beside the receiver and becomes the big spoon to comfort them.

[ GLANCE ]:          sender glances at the receiver while in a public setting to assure them they aren’t alone, and ground them in doing so.

[ BLOCK ]:          sender deliberately stands in front of the receiver to prevent them from seeing something that may upset them further.

[ SHIELD ]:          sender deliberately stands in front of the receiver to protect them from a targeted attack (verbal or physical).

[ DISTRACT ]:          sender, noticing receiver’s distress, provides a distraction for them (by conversation, a mobile game, a detour, etc.).

[ ARRIVE ]:          sender shows up at the receiver’s door after receiving a troubled phone call from the receiver.

[ CIRCLE ]:          sender rubs slow circles on the receiver’s back while hugging them in an effort to calm them down.

[ FOREHEAD ]:          sender lowers their head to press their forehead against the receiver’s, trying to comfort them in the process.

[ ANCHOR ]:          sender places a hand on the back of the receiver’s neck and pulls them close in an effort to physically and emotionally ground them.

[ HOLD ]:          sender holds out their hands to the receiver, either to hold hands or to hold them.

[ AROUND ]:          while sitting together, the sender quietly wraps an arm around the receiver’s shoulders as a support.

[ SHOULDER ]:          sender reaches out and places a hand on the receiver’s shoulder, both to catch their attention and silently ask if they’re okay.

[ JACKET ]:          sender notices the receiver beginning to shake after an immensely distressing incident, and removes their own jacket to wrap it around the receiver’s shoulders.

[ CATCH ]:          sender, noticing the receiver’s legs beginning to give out beneath them, rushes over to them and catches them before they collapse to the ground.

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Nonverbal RP Starters

I’m finding it difficult to find memes for nonverbal characters ( be they mute, or just not fond of talking ) so I thought I’d make a few!

Neutral

☝️ Tap my muse on the shoulder

👉 Point to something for my muse to see

🤙 Bump into my muse

😊 Sit down next to my muse

🤨 Sit down across from my muse

📓 Push/Slide [an object] across a table to my muse

✍️ Pass my muse a note

🙄 Roll their eyes at my muse

🚪 Tap on a table/door/wall/chair to get my muse’s attention without speaking

Aggressive

🐺 Growl at my muse

😬 Snarl/show teeth at my muse

😠 Death Glare at my muse

🙌 Push/Shove my muse

👊 Punch my muse

👖 Kick my muse in the shin

👠 Stomp on my muse’s foot

😵 Knee my muse in the gut

💀 Knee my muse in the groin

🔪 Point a weapon at my muse

🖕 Flip my muse the bird/a similar gesture

👔 Roughly pull my muse down by the collar

💢 Bang on a door/wall/table to get my muse’s attention- angrily

Angst

👩‍⚕️ Put pressure on my muse’s wound

🌡 Push my muse down to give them medical attention

🥣 Bring my muse soup/medicine when they are sick

🤢 Hold my muse’s hair back/Rub my muse’s back while they are sick/throwing up

👐 Hold my muse when they are badly wounded/dying

👁 Wake my muse up during a nightmare

🐱 Hold my muse after a nightmare

😭 Hold my muse when they are crying

😢Touch my muse’s shoulder while they are crying in secret

💧 Wipe away my muse’s tears

💥 Try to calm my muse during an overwhelming emotional moment

⛈ Find my muse after some kind of trauma

Soft

👕 Tug on my muse’s sleeve/shirt/skirt

🐈 Lean against my muse’s side

🤝 Hold my muse’s hand

🤗 Pull my muse into a hug

🐕 Rest their head on my muse’s shoulder/knee

🐶 Nuzzle my muse with their nose [specify a location]

✋ Touch the back of my muse’s hand

🤝 Reach for my muse’s hand to hold it

👗 Fix/Straighten my muse’s clothes

😴 Stand by the bed to see if my muse will let you under the covers with them

🛌 Crawl under the covers with my muse

🥪 Set a plate/tray/bowl of food down for my muse

😚 Kiss my muse on the cheek

Playful

🌸 Put a flower in my muse’s hair

✨ Playfully shove my muse’s shoulder

💃 Pull my muse onto a dance floor/up to dance

🤞 Come up beside them and tap the shoulder opposite where they’re standing

😈 Jump out of the shadows to scare/startle my muse

😛 Stick their tongue out at my muse

😱 Make a silly face at my muse

🤭 Tickle my muse

👃 Poke my muse’s nose

💪 Pick my muse up

Sensual/Sexual

💘 Pull my muse in for a rough kiss

💕 Pull my muse in for a tender kiss

💞 Pull my muse in for a messy/desperate kiss

💖 Lean in to give my muse a sweet/chaste kiss

❤️ Lean in to give my muse a tender kiss

🔥 Pull my muse down by the collar/by their clothes - in a sexy way

😉 Pull my muse in by the hips

😲 Smack my muse’s butt

💋 Kiss my muse’s neck

👌 Push my muse down and give them a massage

👙 Pull [an article of clothing] off my muse

👀 Push my muse down on the bed

👄 Pull my muse onto the bed

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Hey I’m so sorry but I tried to message you on Discord after seeing your rp request on the rphunter tumblr, but it says you’re only accepting DMs from friends.

Hey! Yeah. I have my reasons for that. Just request me as a friend and I’ll accept. Once I do just let me know who you are. 

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kitchen nightmares, uncensored … sentence starters

tw: swearing. lots of swearing

“Bloody hell.”

“I speak feline.”

“I think it’s all good.”

“You’re deluding yourself.”

“I am also shitting myself.”

“You’ve got the part, relax.”

“It looks like a cremated turd.“

“Forgive me; they have sinned.“

“How fucking depressing is that?”

“I just won that one. I won that one.“

“I wouldn’t trust you running a bath.”

“Right now, you’ve won jack fucking shit!“

“I can’t believe you’d be so fucking polite.”

“I’m not going to blow smoke up your ass.”

“My Gran could do better, and she’s dead!“

“Seafood crêpe? Yeah… that’s seafood crap.“

“It took everything in me not to just, freak out.“

“How is that missed? How is that overlooked?“

“You know what? I’m done. No more chances.“

“That’s to get them in the mood to get married.“

“You’re overlooking extremely important things!“

“You’re going to have to excuse my arrogance.”

“You don’t hand me raw food in my dining room.”

“Oh, come on, this hasn’t been cleaned in years.“

“I’m ready. I’m ready to tear it down and start over.“

“I’m not disrespecting you. I’m telling you the truth.“

“You think I’m mad? I’m fucking embarrassed, now.“

“I think pressure’s healthy, and very few can handle it.“

“How long has that been staying outside for? Truthfully.“

“What, are you saying; are you trying to say something?“

“I’ve never met an individual that’s so full of shit in all my life.“

“This is ten thousand times worse than I thought it would be.“

“You can’t just stick your head back in the sand and ignore it.”

“I’ve got to get some air before I do something I really regret.“

“Hate it. How can you be positive about something you hate?“

“Time to drag me through the mud some more. It is what it is.“

“There’s enough garlic in here to kill every vampire in Europe.“

“Now, unfortunately, I can’t afford to fuck off and die right now.”

“You’re so full of fucking shit that you’d make a great politician.“

“Right now, I’d rather eat poodle shit than put that in my mouth.”

“I was hoping that this would be my launching pad for my name.“

“What have I got to show? I’ll tell you what I’ve got to show. Pride!”

“Fresh frozen? There’s no such thing! It’s either fresh or it’s frozen.“

“Off to a bad start unfortunately. It’s like somebody’s pissed in my soup.“

“I’ll wait, but the thing is I don’t want you to stick it back in a microwave.“

“What do you want me to do, stand here and start crying or something?“

“I’m not going to stand there and argue with you. You can have that! Okay?“

“Oh my god. I’ve never, ever, ever seen anything quite extraordinary as that.“

“Just… this is what I’m talking about, kid. You’ve got to cut the fucking bullshit.“

“You haven’t got fucking one right so far! How the fuck can you think about two?”

“I’m fucking pissed off and I’m upset at the kind of shit that I just discovered in there.“

“You’re jumping up and down like a big fucking baboon and ‘Ho, ho! It’s good! Whoo!’“

“That is extremely unacceptable, dangerous. People could get extremely sick with that.“

“This shit is the most disgusting fucking bought-in crap I’ve ever tasted in my entire life.“

“He was giving me shit. I gave it back to him, and he was like, ‘Uh, yeah whatever’, and-”

“If you’re convinced in your mind that this is going to work, you’re beyond reach, you know that?“

“Do you work for a microwave company? You know so much about microwaves. Unbelievable.”

“I didn’t expect this. I don’t think it could get worse, I don’t even know what could make it worse at this point.“

“I’m trying to move forward, I’m trying to get going, but every time I put my foot on the ladder, I get knocked back.”

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Smut Starter Call | Nsfw

Put a number from 1-30 in my inbox, (without peeking at the image) for a drabble or a thread starter inspired by the corresponding image. Please specify M/F, M/M, or F/F along with which muses.

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

[ M/F ] , [ M/M ] , [ F/F ]

Note: May be selective with non-mutuals

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Smut Prompts

Send me a word and I’ll write a drabble or starter about…

First - Our muses having their first time

Mouth - One of our muses going down on the other

In - Our muses involved in penetrative sex

Plunge - One of our muses fingering the other

Behind - Our muses having anal sex

Scratch - Our muses having rough sex

Voice - Our muses having phone sex

Pony - One muse riding the other

Beg - One of our muses denying the other their orgasm

Toys - One muse uses sex toys on the other

More - One muse has multiple orgasms

Play - Our muses roleplay in the bedroom

Video - Our muses watch pornography together

Speed - Our muses have a quickie

Blind - One muse blindfolds the other for sex

Worship - One muse worships the others body during sex

Control - One muse acts a the dominant over the other during sex

Perform - One muse watching the other masturbate for them

Watch - One muse putting on a show for their voyeur partner

Alone - One muse masturbating to the thought of the other

Bind - Our muses using restraints in the bedroom

Risky - Our muses having sex without protection

Motor - Our muses having sex in a car

Check-In- Our muses having sex in a hotel

Party - Our muses having sex at some sort of get-together

Nature - Our muses having sex outside

Pray - Our muses have sex in a house of worship

Sorry - Our muses having sex after an argument

Reunite - Our muses having sex after being apart for some time

Rub - Our muses take part in frottage/friction play

Slap - One muse spanks the other

Partition - One muse puts on their best lingerie to seduce the other

Passing - Our muses have a one night stand

Domestic - Our muses have a sensual night as a married couple

Honeymoon - Our muses have sex as newlyweds

Celebrate - Our muses have sex on a holiday

Caught - Our muse get caught having sex by a third party

Friends - Our muses are friends with benefits

Wet - Our muses have sex while submerged in water (tub, pool, etc.)

Coffee - Our muses have sex in the morning

Private - Our muses have sex in a closet

Math - Our muses have sex in the 69 position

Beast - One muse roleplays a pet or animal for the other

Veins - Our muses indulge in bloodplay

Create - Our muses have sex with the intent to conceive

Flowering - Our muses have sex while one is pregnant

Gasp - Our muses introduce breathplay to their bedroom

Lock - One muse uses a chastity device on the other

Whisper - One muse dirty talks the other

Liquor - Our muses try to have sex while smashed on alcohol

Influence - Our muses decide to try something  they read about/saw in a movie

Exposed - Our muses take part in exhibitionism

Warning - Our muses try some more dangerous sex

Silent - One muse gags the other

Past - Our muses have sex in a historical AU

Shame - One muse humiliates the other as part of a sex game

Doctor - One muse takes on the role of a medical professional for roleplay

Reflect - Our muses have sex and watch themselves in a mirror

Greed - Our muses have especially decadent or hedonistic sex

Strap - One muse pegs the other

Throne - One muse sits on the other’s face

Magic - Our muses have sex as part of a ritual

Feel - Our muses engage in sensation play

Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink

Holy - One muse belongs to a religious order, and the other seduces them out of celibacy.

Survival - Our muses have ‘glad-to-be-alive’ sex after a battle/cataclysm

Finale - Our muses have a final fling before a major battle/cataclysm

Heal - One muse offers sex to comfort their sick/injured partner

Goodbye - Our muses have one last night before breaking up/leaving each other

Slumber - One muse has a sex dream about the other

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Smut Starters | M/F

Send me a number and muses and I’ll write a starter based off the image! No peeking!

[1a] | [1b] | [1c]

[2a] | [2b] | [2c]

[3a] | [3b] | [3c]

[4a] | [4b] | [4c]

[5a] | [5b] | [5c]

[6a] | [6b] | [6c]

[7a] | [7b] | [7c]

[8a] | [8b] | [8c]

[9a] | [9b] | [9c]

[10a] | [10b] | [10c]

[11a] | [11b] | [11c]

[12a] | [12b] | [12c]

[13a] | [13b] | [13c]

[14a] | [14b] | [14c]

[15a] | [15b] | [15c]

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𝚆𝙾𝚁𝙻𝙳 𝙾𝙵 𝚃𝙾𝙼𝙾𝚁𝚁𝙾𝚆            BY DON HERTZFELDT.

That is the thing about the present. You only appreciate it when it is the past.

Do not lose time on daily trivialities.

You are alive and living now. Now is the envy of all of the dead.

I am very proud of my sadness because it means I am more alive.

It is sometimes a sad life, and it is a long life.

We shall share the same fate as the rest of the human race: dying horribly.

You missed him.

Sometimes, I sit in a chair late at night and quietly feel very bad.

I no longer fall in love with rocks.

When the night is at its most quiet, I can hear death.

We mustn’t linger. 

It is easy to get lost in memories.

This will bring me great comfort in the days ahead.

Look, I drawed a triangle!

Stop it you silly thing!

Did you miss me?

I don’t understand what you’re saying.

We can go visit them together, like seeing pictures in a book.

I can still remember its eyes … 

Are you familiar with robots?

I enjoyed working with them. I enjoyed the solitude.

The light is the life.

I missed my home. I missed something deeper.

I do not have the mental or emotional capacity to deal with his loss.

You will feel a deep longing for something you cannot quite remember.

But the rain is still there, and it didn’t go away.

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FIGHT CLUB (1999) SENTENCE STARTERS feel free to modify pronouns etc. as necessary! content warning for violence, illness, death.

“People always ask me if I know [Name].”

“This is it. Ground zero.”

“Do you have a speech for the occasion?”

“With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.”

“That old thing, how you always hurt the one you love? Well, it works both ways.”

“I know this because [Name] knows this.”

“Think of everything we’ve accomplished.”

“No, wait. Back up. Let me start earlier.”

“Everything’s a copy of a copy of a copy.”

“When deep space exploration ramps up, it’ll be the corporations that name everything. The IBM Stellar Sphere. The Microsoft Galaxy. Planet Starbucks.”

“What kind of dining set defines me as a person?”

“No, you can’t die of insomnia.”

“I nod off, I wake up in strange places. I have no idea how I got there.”

“You need to lighten up.”

“You need healthy, natural sleep. Chew some valerian root and get more exercise.”

“Hey, come on. I’m in pain.”

“Babies don’t sleep this well.”

“Imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light. It moves over your body, healing you.”

“[Name], you liar, you big tourist, I need this, now get out!”

“When you have insomnia, you’re never really asleep, and you’re never really awake.”

“I’m still here but I don’t know for how long.”

“I’ve got some good news. I no longer have any fear of death.”

“[Name]. The scratch on the roof of your mouth that would heal if you could stop tonguing it, but you can’t.”

“You’re not dying. In the Tibetan-philosophy, Sylvia-Plath sense of the word, I know we’re all dying.”

“When people think you’re dying, they listen to you, instead of waiting for their turn to speak.”

“Look, you don’t want to get into this. It becomes an addiction.”

“Let’s not make a big thing out of it.”

“This is your life and it’s ending one minute at a time.”

“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”

“On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero.”

“You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.”

“Did you know if you mix gasoline and frozen orange juice, you can make napalm?”

“I suppose these things happening.”

“How embarrassing. A house full of condiments and no food.”

“When you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that’s it. That’s the last sofa I’ll need. Whatever happens, the sofa problem is handled.”

“I say never be complete. I say stop being perfect. I say let’s evolve. Let the chips fall where they may.”

“The things you own end up owning you.”

“Three pitchers of beer and you still can’t ask.”

“You called me because you needed a place to stay.”

“I want you to hit me as hard as you can.”

“Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did.”

“Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.”

“I don’t wanna die without any scars.”

“Come on, hit me, before I lose my nerve.”

“You can swallow a pint of blood before you get sick.”

“Self-improvement is masturbation.”

“Even the Mona Lisa’s falling apart.”

“What are you doing here? This is my house.”

“If I fall asleep, I’m done for. You’re gonna have to keep me up all night.”

“Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.”

“Without pain or sacrifice, we would have nothing.”

“I’m going to my cave to find my power animal.”

“You’re feeling premature enlightenment. It’s the greatest moment of your life and you’re off somewhere else.”

“Our fathers were our models for God. If our fathers bailed, what does that tell you about God?”

“You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.”

“Fuck damnation, fuck redemption. We are God’s unwanted children.”

“You have to know, not fear, know that some day, you’re gonna die.”

“It’s only after we’ve lost everything that we’re free to do anything.”

“I’d be very, very careful who you talk to about that.”

“[Name]’s words coming out of my mouth. And I used to be such a nice guy.”

“Tragically, they’re dead. I’m alive and in poverty.”

“Who the fuck do you think you are, you crazy little shit?”

“What do you wish you’d done before you died?”

“Hitting bottom isn’t a weekend retreat.”

“We’ve just had a lear-life experience.”

“I’m living in a state of perpetual deja vu.”

“Everywhere I go, I feel like I’ve already been there.”

“You fuck me, then snub me. You love me, you hate me. You’re sensitive, then you turn into an asshole.”

“We simply do not have time for this crap.”

“This needs a tremendous act of faith on your part, but hear me out.”

“I don’t wanna hear anything you have to say.”

“There are things about you I like. You’re smart, funny, you’re spectacular in bed. But you’re intolerable. You have very serious emotional problems. Deep-seated problems for which you should seek professional help.”

“If I keep this, it’s asshole tax.”

“You’re the worst thing that ever happened to me.”

“The first person that comes out of this door gets a lead salad, understand?”

“I will bring us through this. As always, I will carry you kicking and screaming, and in the end you will thank me.”

“I’m grateful to you, for everything that you’ve done for me, but this is too much. I don’t want this.”

“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”

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A collection of lyric prompts from My Chemical Romances’ various albums.

“We’re not working out.”

“I’m knocking let me in .”

“You must keep your soul like a secret in your throat .”

“We’ll shoot back holy water like cheap whiskey.”

“I never thought it’d be this way.”

“These hands stained red from the times that I’ve killed you.”

“I can’t begin to let you know just what I’m feeling.”

“Can we still reclaim our innocence?”

“You strike to incinerate the lives of everyone you know .”

“We are the very hurt you sold.”

“Can we settle up the score?“

“I miss you more than I did yesterday.”

“You’re so far away.”

“He calls the mansion not a house but a tomb.”

“They’re never gonna get me.”

“Nobody cares if you’re losing yourself.”

“Am I losing myself?!”

“Life is but a dream for the dead.”

“If you wanted honesty, that’s all you had to say.”

“I’m not okay.”

“I’m just the worst kind.”

“Could I lie next to you?”

“I’m just the way that the doctor made me.”

“Give me a reason to believe.”

“You’ll never make me leave.”

“Get your gun and meet me by the door.”

“Your heart can’t take this.”

“Have you heard the news that you’re dead?”

“I’ll be here waiting.”

“If life ain’t just a joke then why are we laughing?”

“Without you if how I disappear.”

“I’m just a ghost.”

“Your memory will carry on.”

“Your misery and hate will kill us all.”

“You’ll never break me.”

“I think I’m gonna burn in hell.”

“I’ve been a bad motherfucker.”

“The hardest part of this is leaving you.”

“We all go to hell.”

“Teenagers scare the living shit out of me.”

“Strike a violent pose.”

“You won’t feel a thing.”

“You’re just a sad song.”

“Run away.”

“Where’s your heart?”

“I’m incomplete.”

“Kiss me you animal.”

“Hit the party with a gas can.”

“It’s death or victory.”

“You’ve got to make a choice.”

“Keep running!”