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Deadly Class AU

The foxes

A gang of misfits intent on revenge against the world. Fuck the rules, fuck the other gangs, and most of all, fuck their so-called families.

There’s Allison Reynolds, a legacy on her mother’s side. Since she was born, she’s been set to take over her mother’s intelligence empire. But Allison prefers a weapon in her hands. She likes to do her own dirty work.

Renee Walker was Natalie Shields before she joined the foxes. There’s rumors that she used to run with one of the other gangs on campus. One that’s now mysteriously extinct. And she’s one of only two surviving rats in the sophomore class. She doesn’t talk about that much. Actually, no one really does.

Dan Wilds is the other sophomore rat. Underestimated since the day she arrived at King’s Dominion, Dan ruthlessly crushed anyone in her way to make it to the top of her class. Rumor has it that she’s one of the front runners of her class for valedictorian.

Kevin Day used to be right hand to Riko Moriyama. He used to be second best in every class, top marks every time. But now he’s not. And no one knows exactly what happened, or why.

Andrew Minyard is a rat with a reputation and an attitude problem. And he’s the most dangerous of them all, because he appears to have nothing to lose. Nothing he cares about. Nothing that can be used to take him down.

And then there’s Neil Josten, their latest edition. He’s a brutal killer, and a liar, and that’s the most about him that anyone can say for certain (except maybe Andrew, but he’s not saying shit).

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with all the james charles shit going around, i wanna take a second to remind gay people, men women and otherwise, that there is NOTHING inherently predatory about having a crush on a straight person.

james charles’s behavior was predatory because he specifically WENT AFTER straight guys and behaved inappropriately towards them in an attempt to manipulate their actions. this would be wrong and creepy no matter what his gender or orientation was; the wrongness lies in him being pushy and inappropriate, and trying to shape other people to fit his desires

there is a world of difference between his shit, and falling for a friend that is straight, or just thinking a straight person is attractive. dont you EVER beat yourself up or think that you’re a creep for feeling emotions

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jaden just hit the cleanest moonwalk i’ve seen since MJ

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Did anyone get @perzici-deactivated20181203 Twitter or other SM? I wasn’t able to get ahold of them :(

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“I wouldn’t do it, if I were you.”

I read this fic about an andreil titanic au and I just had to put together my two favorites things in this world fjdkf it took me forever but i’m finally happy with it

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please do not respost this anywhere without credits. reblog is ok.

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girls with short hair are hotter than any boy. so thats why boys get upset when girls cut their hair off. case solved

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Press F (Instagram/College AU) 

Lucas swears he’s the absolute master of undetected stalking. Or: Eliott is instagram famous and Lucas is the disaster gay who accidentally likes his post. 

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Heyyyyy can u pretty please make a part 2 to the insta/college au fic😭

Fret not, mec

There’s gonna be more than 2 parts

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parallels

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little elu things ♡

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this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!

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three headcanons that i cannot stop thinking about:

neil and andrew have gone a whole month without seeing each other

(this is in neil’s last year, btw)

neil “mr im fine” josten will never admit it but he Is Not Emotionally Good

it’s not that he’s dependent on andrew, just that he wants andrew there

(although sometimes it feels like a need)

so on one hand he misses andrew like it burns

he even swears it feels worse than al the torture and scars he’s had to endure

so it’s safe to say when he sees andrew in his dorm, he’s so fucking happy and touchy

andrews not even doing anything, just sitting on his bed, reading his assigned reading

doesn’t even look up when neil enters (bc he’s a Dramatic Gay)

so neil, tired from practice and then hours of class and then more practice, just goes over to stand in front of andrew

neils quiet, doesn’t even say anything just stands in front of andrew as if to ask are you actually here are you real?

“‘drew? yes or no?”

andrew slowly puts the book down, looks up at neil, eyes burning with anticipation, the shown thing

“yes”

and neil

neil just freaking tackles andrew

he’s titliting forward, crashing into andrew, one hand wrapping so freaking tight around andrew, the other clutching at andrews shirt

he buries his face in andrews neck, muttering i missed you’s in between hiccups and kisses

andrew lets himself be held down, to be hung onto because he needs this as much as neil

his hands are wrapped just as tight around neil if not tighter

and that’s their happy reunion

(later, when they’re uh, done, neils on top, holding onto andrew, planting sloppy kisses on andrews neck every few seconds, ignoring the fact that this won’t last forever but it’ll never be like before)

making out and movie nights

(theyre both still in college at this point)

it starts out simple

they’re watching a movie together, neil slumping down in between andrews legs, andrews hands slowly but steadily brushing through neils hair

it didn’t start with the intention of making out, they just wanted to be close and watch a movie together

(aaron, nicky, and kevin are having a sleepover in matts room because They Are Good Friends)

they’re watching a movie and andrews brushing neils hair and suddenly

“andrew, it tickles what the fuck stop”

neil does not actually want andrew to stop, which andrew knows

“make me”

(that means yes, junkie)

so neil does

he pushes the laptop out of the way, turns around, straddles andrew, and starts mercilessly kissing andrews neck

(your neck fetish is not attractive)

andrews distracted by how good it feels to have neil want to kiss his neck, but he still thinks neils “kissing is a way of tickling” (in the words of neil himself) is bullshit

but he lets it slide for,,,,,, reasons

so there neil is, sitting on andrews lap and just going at his neck

andrews hands did eventually make their way to neils ass, but that’s not for me to say ;)

And so their making out proceeds as such and anything nsfw is not for me to expose

on the flip side, i like the idea of just andrew and neil having home date nights

both of them cuddling next to each other, “bodies flush” (i’m never using that phrase again yikes), legs crossing each other.

watching a movie huddled under blankets

kevin, aaron, nicky all being there but they don’t care

and the last one is a class thing and make out sessions again on a wall and general fluff on a wall jsjsjsjsjk

it’s after andrews class

not really actually

neil just strolled in in the middle, hands in pocket, teacher stopped talking because who is this boy that i’ve never seen before

neil stands there, scanning the room and

bingo

he goes to sit next to andrew in one of the many chairs available around andrew

the prof slowly goes back to teaching

so for the next hour or so neil sits there and talks to andrew

small things- how was his day, his homework, his annoying lab partner

all the while doodling or holding andrews hand

or playing with andrews hands, running his fingers over the veins and scars and bumps

after class andrew pulls neil into a discrete back corner, pushing him against the wall, getting all up in his space

neils leaning against the wall, legs splayed open

andrews standing a short distance away, and neils hands are crossed in andrews belt loops

andrew goes in for the kiss first

OR ALTERNATIVELY

andrews against the wall, letting neil have this control over him

he’s leaning against the wall, hands in neils from pockets, casual and ready for the kiss

neil is all up in andrews space and he’s ready for the kiss too

the neck kisses

andrew is surprised but very pleased

And this is all I have for u. Happy birthday to me!

Bonus: au where instead of exy racquets they use this…

edit: more content will be coming back again soon and I just want to apologize for the lack of it, I’ve been in a depressive episode and it’s getting better.

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I labeled it as “Kevin”, but really anyone ever would work in its place. 

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Got any uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh mermaid Lance fics?

Hmm I’m not really into mermaids but I go back to Down Where It’s Wetter by @thesmutwitch like once a week

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happy anniversary of the pinnacle of humankind, its been downhill for the last 16 years