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Dare i say

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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Average butch x fem lesbian couple

ITS SO FUCKING HOT IN THIS BIH.. also take some bs me n my broacho drew (well i did he came up with the idea)

i said they looked like an pyramid scheme couple so we decided this would be OUR hollywood blockbuster

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"You're quite the bleeder arent you" yeah Patrick you hit him in the head with a fucking axe what do you expect to happen

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DID is so weird because what do you mean my boyfriend had to explain what being transgender was to fucking Dracula and he understood it

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A likely story bucko.

But that's cool, I'll keep making them for you pookie

*Point*

Are you who I think you are.

*Pointing vaguely at the rp blogs I follow.*

Dog I have it in my bio😭

Yes, I do mla0 roleplays!! I have jurtains (Michael Andersen) silly-storm-cloud (Stormy) fuck-the-clock-hands (Patrick Andersen) and rubixcubeextarordinar (Shaun Andersen)

Feel free to follow me on them, I post every like once in a blue moon but I just posted yesterday 👍

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*Point*

Are you who I think you are.

*Pointing vaguely at the rp blogs I follow.*

Dog I have it in my bio😭

Yes, I do mla0 roleplays!! I have jurtains (Michael Andersen) silly-storm-cloud (Stormy) fuck-the-clock-hands (Patrick Andersen) and rubixcubeextarordinar (Shaun Andersen)

Feel free to follow me on them, I post every like once in a blue moon but I just posted yesterday 👍

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Post about zero day n columbine (specifically for @shorted-circuit)

So I came across this

In the end of the second paragraph, the columbine killers are mentioned, and I think it would be weird for him to just drop them in there without any context. Also, I think the basic font of zero day (2 best friends shoot up their school, kill each other at the end) is literally what happened in columbine. If I'm wrong, then I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure that there is some kind of inspo taken

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Guys I'm honestly trying to get out of Zero Day.

Don't get me wrong, it's an amazing movie, it's wonderfully crafted, and cal and Andre are cool and are good characters.

But the movie is just sad.

For most of the movie, you can ignore the fact that they kill 12 people and then end up killing themselves, but then you cant. Then you remember what they did, and how they hurt people.

And it certainly doesn't help that it's based off Columbine. No hate to TCC, but personally, when I hear about Columbine, it just makes me sad. I can't feel anything else except for that.

My own personal mental state doesn't help either, so I think the best thing to do is take a break. I want to get back into my old hyperfixation, slenderverse, and either distancing myself from Zero Day and the fandom, or having it as only an interest.

If anyone has any tips on getting out of a fandom, that would really help. Sorry.

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Freddy "Faggot" Fazbear has passed the hell away

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was watching zero day with a friend and she said the house is the background looks like the house from the amazing world of gumball

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I love how complex the narrative of marble hornets is , but it brings an unfortunate problem to the table when it comes to character analysis

the "who's to blame" situation. where without fail someone will try to pin the blame on one of the characters for the events of the series. which completely misses the point ! The operator is the reason why marble hornets takes place , its not Alex and its not Tim either. reminder that every character in this series is a UNRELIABLE NARRATOR !! none of them know the true reason as to why or what is happening to them.

I've seen way too many people take Tim and Alex's word at face value , as if they aren't being messed with mentally by an eldritch faceless being the whole duration of the series. Yes ! they lied , Yes they did horrible things to each other and lead their friends into dangerous situations. BUT it was not with intention. All of this was out of their control , no matter what

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Fuck Adam Rosner

(made with blinkies.cafe)

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things I'm TOTALLY NORMAL ABOUT: Andre Kriegman adition

Anything relating to his German heritage; the accent coming out when he gets too excited or raises his voice, him swearing under his breath in German, him talking to his parents in German when they're home alone

The thought of him getting into a fight in a parking lot

Him wearing a dog tag necklace and/or a bullet necklace

Self harm au (self projecting goes so hard guys)

Caldre but from his perspective (another post will be made expanding on this)

A small pocket knife he carries with him that he's had since he was a child, given to him by his father

Him annoying his older brother when he was a child

Him trading DVDs with Cal (including porn DVDs)

Guys I'm so totally normal about him and zero day I swear

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IF ITS CONSENSUAL

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So am I crazy or

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Happy Fathers Day everybody, to the greatest father in the Slender Mansion, Slenderman himself! Well, not really father but a father to Sally. Anyways, happy fathers day! Have Sally saying the wrong “Happy” to Slenderman.

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It's 3:39 am I think I'm Shakespeare here have Cal and Andre bc it's pride month