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Don't worry about it

why is nobody questioning how the FUCK the timeloop even exists.

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Big things happening on the internet, folks.

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Shucks

every year at my school kids find the lockers that dont lock and put milk in them in an attempt to make cheese

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Has it worked yet

every year at my school kids find the lockers that dont lock and put milk in them in an attempt to make cheese

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why are we here

to play the nintendo ds

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And all the shit you put me through out the years!

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Ok listen I swear to God If I see that last picture as a "mysterious photo that was found in someone's attic and doesn't know what it is" I'm commiting 9/11.

That is from slender the arrival. That is from a Slenderman game. That is not real and has never been real.

I'm sorry. I have seen this used so many goddamn times and it just strikes a nerve with me and idk why.

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TW: mentions of sewerslide

talking about suicide talking about suicide talking about suicide talking about suicide TALKING ABOUT SUICIDE

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'i look just like buddy holly' ahhh pixel

you guys will reblog anything istg

this is an image with exactly 1x1 pixels. come on, reblog it. i fucking dare you.

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YESSSSSS

SMILING FRIENDS SEASON 3 IS PREMIERING THIS FALL

DONT KILL YOURSELF YET SMILING FRIENDS IS COMING TO TOWN

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src.

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Patrick Andersen Art

Draw Time: 1 hour, 23 minutes

Original concept

This was beamed into my head while listening to 'driving in my car right after a beer'. I'm not even joking.

Edit: FUCK I spelled deer wrong

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YOUVE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME. DRAFT DIDNT FUCKIN SAVE. TAKE THREE OF THESE LYRICS

my attempted transcript of war beneath the rain, based on the bitchass video that tumblr mobile wont attatch. bruh.

Intro

If we all learn to die

Can most of us forget?

That we're not waiting for the end

We don't care about all the birthdays that we've had

Maybe me and you can just pretend

Oh!

Pre-Chorus

Summer days, the war beneath the rain

Until the last dance flow in your life

Suck in some air, or scream, my love

We're out like rockets in the sky

Chorus

If we all learn to die

Can most of us forget?

We're not waiting for the end

We all don't the care about the birthdays that we've had

Maybe we and you can just pretend

Pre-Chorus

Summer days, the hurt but not the pain

Under the last of the warning/morning/warring (?) lights

If we're not trained to see without our eyes

And walk into the dark

Chorus

If we all learn to die

Can most of us forget?

We're not waiting for the end

We don't care about the birthdays that we’ve had

Maybe me and you can just be friends

Bridge

Maybe we can just pretend

Maybe we can just pretend

Maybe we can just pretend

Maybe we can just pretend

War

War

Chorus

If we all learn to die

Can most of us forget?

We're not waiting for the end

We don't care about the birthdays that we've had

Maybe me and you can just...

Maybe me and you can-

Outro

We all learn to die

Can most of us forget?

We're not waiting for the end

We don't care about the birthdays that we've had

Maybe me and you could just pretend

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good idea

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no because it's crazy how SO many people genuinely take habits words about patrick to heart. about how he's some manipulative, uncaring, selfish entity that's hellbent on hurting and using the others for his own personal gain. WHYYYYYY are we believing self proclaimed "mankind's bad habits." why are we doing that.

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WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT