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John Isaacs - Everyone’s Talking About Jesus, 2005 [wax, epoxy resin, polystyrene]

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I think the university course database should have a filter to only show classes taught by extremely old people who are insane

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the idea that your friends won't like you if you're too weird is wrong you just need better friends for example one time I told a friend whenever I was losing my mind I laid down on the floor under my desk and stared at it until I was better and next time she visited me she taped a bag of salami snacks to the underside of my desk with a message saying "going insane all by yourself, handsome?" which I only saw months later when I had a breakdown. that's friendship.

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two guys having a conversation about their friend who uses any pronouns but they're very clearly trying to outdo each other in obscurity with each pronoun used

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White Phyrexian Concept Art by Robbie Trevino

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the wayfarer’s journey

(i’m on instagram and twitter!)

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the new year

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baby horseshoe crabs

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they get it

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Isn’t it funny how kpop artists are not allowed to say imma beat that pussy up but they are almost always pedaling sex appeal in some way so we get one thousand metaphors instead and it’s like

girl group lyrics: look at my cookie my cake my strawberry cream sundae because it’s sweet and it’s pink and it’s fresh and it’s hot and if you want it you can taste it but not everyone can taste it but you can touch it and feel it and it feel so good. My sundae my sundae everybody now 1 2 3 shake it shake it

boy group lyrics: come ride on me and around me and on top of me and jump on top of me and we are jumping around and around and we are close to each other because we are driving in the car. And you can drive my car and we can drive the car together and we can drive so hard and so fast. Vroom vroom skrrt skrrt let’s ride let’s go let’s jump up and down I love my car it’s fun.

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English added by me :)

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california girls we’re inconsolable

dreams of doom the visions wont stop