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nosferatu (2024) is so fucking funny. they did this joke twice
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A friend of mine used to post thirst traps on main until someone described one such photo as being their "asexual awakening" and I think about this every day
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taking a bottle of water everywhere with me so i can hydrate, and a bag of sand in case i hydrate too much
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Asked a customer if she wanted me to put an item in a bag and she said yes because "I live in a building, I don't want my neighbors to see what I'm buying, they don't need to know that kind of thing" n it was just a jug of almond milk
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having to internalize the gender binary again so I can learn a new Romance language
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if i had to explain what tumblr is like i’d only show this
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“trends” is the second most trending topic rn ive rlly seen everything
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