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ermm

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Why does the TV world have this vehicle?

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boooo i thought this was going to be about some new trend to like have a cigarette while you stare vacantly into your fridge

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stupid -> BIG stupid

(wanna know a secret? they all eat rocks.)

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adam scott against my better judgement i have grown fond of you

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chapter one

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Banger sermon - DELTARUNE Snapcube Animatic

Original audio click [HERE]

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mold pisses me off so much

oh you have to eat your produce the moment it leaves the store or the fuckin Hungering Dust will get it. and. poison your food

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whenever i'm discussing baby names with a weird woman i always make sure to try and sow the seeds of tragedy. 'isn't eridan a cute name for a boy? it's greek.' this is the pseudointellectual's noblesse oblige.

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anyone else remember the jaden smith big toblerone anime

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i didnt just “watch TV Time” i sat my blue ass down and LISTENED

i have been playing an obscene amount of deltarune lately

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they did WHAT to tenna's head (deltarune animation)

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im always flicking cigarette butts at gas station pumps too see if the legends are true

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rapidly unsheathes my katana and you immediately get a phone call from your wife asking for a divorce

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Baseball cap that says MUNDANE BOON paired with tshirt that says MY REWARD FOR HAVING DONE MERITOUS ACTS IS UP HERE ⬆️

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T shirt that says I DID MERITOUS ACTS AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS MUNDANE BOON

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my dad got a clear phonecase for himself so I let him have one of my pokemon cards to put inside it, and after making me explain what each pokemon did and was he picked a basic lightning energy card