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so like

okay well

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okay well

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HOT TUTOR SAID YES TO END OF YEAR DRINKS

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but nah

its literally that easy for me to convince myself im in love with someone and it just takes a little bit of suggestion from the external environment because im very easily lead

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its literally that easy for me to convince myself im in love with someone and it just takes a little bit of suggestion from the external environment because im very easily lead

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found the killer post again bc i lost it

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saw pasolini teorema with my devious enemy. so it’s basically the bit in victorious when beck and jade get back together and she’s like you love me again and he’s like who said i stopped

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weve been stressing over how to get our hot tutor to go for drinks with us to celebrate the end of first year and i think after the long and unrelated talk in his room the impasse is finally breakable. not definitively over but breakable

tangentially i got accused of seeing all social interaction as a game last night but i concede that its because i said something like “me and him are at an impasse where we could be good friends but neither wants to be the first to express intentional platonic overtures because if you do it you lose because you open yourself to weakness” which i thought was actually very fair

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I could never wait for Godot I would simply leave

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ive been running a little bit so i hope i will soon be worthy of #calves

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guy who liked me on hinge answered prompt on profile and his most irrational fear is vagina

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brady corbet, 2005.

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lou reed drinking a milkshake in greenwich village by waring abbott (1982)

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my reading classes are always amazingly thematic to my life. ‘you looked upon your neighbour boy and his face and stature charmed you … but why bother someone who spurns you?’ section of pro caelio 36 read out by my uninterested 4’11” crush. ‘get out of here, you who prefer a foreign lady in her painted headdress’ section of juvenal satire 3 read out by alleged yellow fever haver who i want to yellowtrap. 10/10

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every time i say tutor know i mean professor i just refuse to sheep out and use alternative vocabulary

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am i manifesting sexual deviancy when my brain cells stop work mid tutorial to picture myself prostrate grabbing my tutors legs in supplication while he sits calmly with little reaction or do i just miss my dad

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Terracotta head in jaguar's jaws. Veracruz, Mexico, Late Classic period, Remojadas style, ca. 600-800 AD.

American Museum of Natural History collection