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I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo

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bro remember when mad max happened. remember when max was treated like an animal and so behaved like one and saw himself as one and then he met a bunch of women who were all struggling to be seen as human too and they treated him with compassion and he was like “i would die for all of you then. good.” wtf 

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As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself lying in a familiar ballpit

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pearls are RIDICULOUS because you think you know what a pearl looks like, you can envision it in your head, it's just a simple little white dot, but then all of THESE exist also

...such a versatile calcified bodily fluid

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Concept art for Tarzan (1999) by John Watkiss

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The Fresno Nightcrawlers. You agree. Reblog.

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Fuck

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“You think a dunk in the river’s gonna change the things I’ve done?”

This game has ruined me but goddamn if it wasn’t an experience

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good things will happen 🧿

things that are meant to be will fall into place 🧿

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I feel so attacked right now...

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My mom got a scarf for her dog to make him "look cool" and I genuinely don't understand how this is supposed to look cool 😭😭 He looks like he's going to the market to sell radishes

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Happy 100th Birthday to Winnie the Pooh!!

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sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

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