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the maids have unionized. the king is nowhere to be seen and is likely already dead. the bratty prince has already been forced to dress in a big puffy gown. the kingdom is facing some dire times.
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People on tumblr are like "I'm handing all my mutuals a bowl of soup we are kissing with tongue we are the bestest of besties I am killing and dying for you" but sometimes me and the mutuals are posting completely different shit existing on the same blogging platform but really we're just standing in the alley going "ayup" at each other like fucking king of the hill.

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funniest type of message to see when jerma is doing something absolutely mundane
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Back when i worked i spent 8 hours packaging chicken skewers and the first day i was so exhausted that i couldn't stop shaking and whenever i closed my eyes to sleep i kept seeing chicken skewers and i couldn't get the smell out of my clothes so i did my best to picture images of The Beatles instesd but they kept fading & turned into chicken skewers like in some horrible nightmare and i was miserable
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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC
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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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