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"Our bombing is justified because they potentially have nuclear weapons" is giving 2003 "our invasion of iraq is justified because they have weapons of mass destruction" 🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥🤥

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.

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In what world would this be anything other than impressive

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He looks like one of those fossilized velociraptors

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Good Will Hunting (1997) Dir. by Gus Van Sant

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Get That Woman Impregnating - Round One, Poll Seventeen

Millie

"Take that baby outta her and put it in Moxxie."

Akiko Narumi

"Her husband who dresses entirely in red leather calls her Chief and you think she wouldn’t be able to knock him up?"

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adult men ripped my little pony out of the hands of girls, so trans women getting big into warhammer 40K is reparations

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Bdsm but its just you trying to explain math to me and its me fucking crying

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A copper retriever with her unoxidised puppies

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Cleaning women washing a crucifix, 1938

via reddit

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let's dink oiter with mama 🥺

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Today I was trying to chat up this girl standing with her friend at a lesbian bar and said “oh are you two together?” meaning were you friends before being next to each other at this bar and one turns to the other and goes with all the venom of a black mamba snake “I don’t know Cara, are we?” and I was like you know what? not my table

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This went by pretty fast! I'm still in the mood for more. Anyways, Terra is a badass, and her design is fantastic. Great character, great game.

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