got a pussy like an ashtray
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"I never lied and I never faked it
Only wanted for you to save me
Did you find the note that I wrote?
I hid it in the seam of your coat
It was hard to write with a lump in my throat
Do you even know that I can't let go..
Ooh sometimes I feel like I'm in the dark
Ooh I thought I'd die in your arms..."
Cant let go-Adele
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why is it always Aurora Borealis and never Aurora Australis though she's beautiful too
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*looking for a midnight snack* *gets flashbanged*
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it’s spelled disdain not distain
SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE EARTH SHATTERING PROSTATE ORGASM I JUST GAVE YOUR DAD
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A fully grown adult commented on that reddit post of "My cat got upset when my girlfriend spanked me" with "maybe you weirdos shouldn't be physically harming your partners" and I'm losing my shit adfklhsglk
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imagine thinking this is a flex i would kill myself if this was my life
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Putting your vampire fuckbuddy into the sauna to reach normal body temp before sex so their ice cold hole doesn't kill your boner
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