call me Cameron | art blog is @cryptiddrawing | 21 | he/him, they/them | feral little creature
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'I asked Meta' 'I asked Gemini' well I asked these guys and they said you have zero rizz no cap homie
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Your furniture has come to life?
Date Everything: Fun, romantic, so many different and unique individuals
Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared: Terrifying, menacing, this will not end good
Beauty and the Beast: Whimsical, entertaining, enjoy your dinner bestie!
#cameron saying dumb shit#date everything dating sim#date everything#don’t hug me i’m scared#dhmis#disney#beauty and the beast
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I need to bite that air conditioner vampire style
#cameron saying dumb shit#date everything#date everything dating sim#de hector#date everything hector#hector valentino airnesto condicionado
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Bestie this is Stephen Sondheim’s musical Assassins
i don't care whatever it takes..
just kill that bitch... . . . .
main series
nothing like a little girl on girl violence 👍 (won't really be drawing them again, sorry)
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dog goes gorp
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Been obsessed with the idea of a dateable who is one of those mermaid fish tank decorations and her whole thing is that she yearns for the sea. You don’t even need to date her you just need to get her to the sea.
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Where are the dateviators when you need them? I wanna marry my heating pad.
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I love seeing people draw Hector with a tummy and a happy trail. That’s giving an angel its wings right there!
#I get so happy when people draw him as a little chubby and with a happy trail yall don’t even know#thank you for your service to all of the lovely artists who are doing that#I wanna give you the sloppiest kiss#date everything dating sim#date everything#date everything hector#de hector
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Date Everything but everyone is just ghosts who decided to haunt very specific things in the house. Yeah. The reason why you were able to buy this house was because a shit ton of people died in/around the house. It’s the haunted mansion up in this bitch. But don’t worry they like you.
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Still thinking about this lol
Thinking about how media sort of just coneys vampires as just sitting around for centuries doing fuck all. They can’t be sitting in their big fancy chairs pondering and conniving THE WHOLE TIME. They gotta have at least ONE hobby to help the time pass.
You live up in a big old rotting castle and you never ONCE thought that it could go for some dusting and renovations while you wait for the reincarnated soul of your lost lover to be born again?
You literally have forever. You could master like… all the indoor hobbies and then pick up the modern ones as the centuries come.
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This game is so detrimental to my health and I'm not even that far in
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(in Spanish) Date Everything characters as short videos that make me laugh
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