"They say everything's bigger in Texas. But I haven't been to a truck stop or a glory hole yet to find out." "In Louis we thrust." Don't hate the player, hate the game. I'm just a little, Bonnie Tyler lover girl.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
Then come watch Bonnie Tyler on my TV.

I’m so bored I’m watching myself on TV.

10 notes
·
View notes
Text
Well fine, grumpy pants. I'll just eat it myself.

Thanks for saving me the smallest one. Means a lot.
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
You're gonna give me that cookie.

I only have one cookie left, want am I going to do with my life?

8 notes
·
View notes
Text
There's only one little pickle left, with your name on it.

And you didn’t save me any?
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
It really is. And I had a pickle too, be jealous.

Really? I’ve never even heard of that before. It sounds tasty though.
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
Psh, I'm tough. I'll survive. Besides if someone were to take me, they'd bring me right back. I'm a bit of a nagger.
Aw, thanks sweetie. And I wouldn’t let you walk all over to a club by yourself at that hour of the night!
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
I know, I know. It was a bacon grilled cheese. It was very yummy in my tummy.

Shame on you. Just out of curiosity, what was it?
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
If it looks good, I say work it, girl. If you need help getting home just call me and I come walk you since I can't drive yet.
Little black dress, then? And I’ll make sure to be able to walk straight. Thanks for worrying.
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh yeah, I was busy eating..

They have been on a tornado watch for the past five hours. What were you doing then?
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wait, there was a tornado in Oklahoma? Where the hell was I when all of this was happening?

My eyes are glued to the TV. I can’t believe how much damage the tornado in Oklahoma did.
41 notes
·
View notes
Text
Wear something cute. Boys will be all over you like you're a new car. Don't drink too much, babe. Wouldn't want you doing something stupid.
Well, then I should give it a go sometime. I don’t know what to wear for tonight! Feel like I should get dressed first before drowning in my sorrows and a bottle of jack.
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ah, I guess you're right. Yeah, she's kinda my queen and some people say that I'm a wee bit obsessed with her, I'm not even gonna deny it. It's alright. It just means that I can introduce you into the beautiful world of Bonnie Tyler.
I guess they won’t make much of a problem of it when you’re with me. Haha, I’ve heard you talking about her before! I honestly don’t know any of we music? Don’t hate me, please.
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
We could, but do you really think it'll work? I mean, I've been told I look like a fourteen year old. Drake is good too, I suppose. But I mean, Bonnie will overrule everyone. No joke.
Baby we could get you a fake ID. Haha, love One Direction. Although Drake is more my cup of tea, really.
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
God, I so can't wait till I can go to a club. One can only dream. The usual, One Direction with a bit of Bonnie Tyler on the side, all day, everyday.
I will, haha. I absolutely have no limits once I start. Waterbottles, walls, just any not moving object, really. What’re you listening to?
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
Oh cool, party hard for me, okay? No worries, I always do that. Water bottles can be very entertaining.
I think I’m just gonna get really drunk here in my hotelroom and then go out clubbing. Gosh, I’m so bored; I caught myself staring at a waterbottle for over 3 minutes…
28 notes
·
View notes
Text
Ew, running. Not my forte. Eh, I feel you. The heat's got me staying inside, bored as fuck.
I’m bored! Already went for a run, unpacked my stuff and now I’ve got nothing to do!
28 notes
·
View notes