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what it’s like calculating the tip when youre gay and also a count and a doctor who should both know math but youre too dumb

nadia is the guy who comes over to tell them not to use a triangle and gets booed away

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they are Cancelling me for dealing with my grief as best i can . also for the vicious war Crimes

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Lucio: Shut up! I'm going to kill the next person I fucking see I swear to god—

Scout: Hello! Hi :3 I'm so happy to see you!

Everyone: [cracking up]

Lucio: [baby voice] Hiii oh my goood 🥺 oh my god hi little bud!

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To avoid deer strikes, Finland is painting deer antlers with reflective paint.

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You must look at my cat.

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it

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One scentence horror story, aquarium version:

"My fish are acting sick after I deep cleaned their tank and I don't know why."

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Trans people don't need to disclose that they're trans to you before you date them but i definitely think cis people should start disclosing they're cis instead of just saying "im a girl/boy" cause dating a cis person is a commitment not everyone has the time for. Like buying a bird

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ready to be stressed! 🐻🍽️

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once again a promising erotic story ruins the sexiness by concentrating on sex, the least sexy part of sex.

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Big chomping mouthful of fucking soils

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Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.

However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.

The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.

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"y'all's" is the best regional solution to the english second person plural possessive problem but "your guyses" is my favorite because it sucks