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[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr post from pocket-deer-boy reading: His boobs in My mouth. Feminism. Reblog from same user reading: this post is doing numbers in the uh. the dutch formula 1 racers community.

Image #2: Tumblr post from blueHairEDemon on 18 jul reading: call me a pillow princess the way I sleep forever and ever. Reblog from same user on 18 jul with screenshot of Tumblr pop-up reading: Post without tags? Posts with tags are viewed by twice as many people. Text reading: I believe this post will find it's people. Reblog from same user on 31 jul reading: people are tagging this post with lance stroll so I went to google to see what blorbo he is and he's a F1 driver????

Image #3: Tumblr post from currentlyCryingAboutLancelot on Sep 15, 2022 reading: big fan of shakespeare villains who step onto the stage and immediately announce "I am here and I am evil. I am her to do mischief." and then that's exactly what they do for the next two hours. no other motive is ever explained. at the end they fail. kings Reblog from same user on Oct 29, 2022 reading: people keep tagging this 'fernando alonso' and i was like who tf is that???? so I looked it up and he's a race car driver. from spain. so, for sure my favorite shakespeare character

Image #4: Tumblr post from starTrekGaySex on 16 ago 2023 reading: I disagree but I also don't respect your opinion. Reblog from same user on 11 jun reading: what the fuck is going on in formula 1 tumblr... /End ID]

this is kind of my favorite genre of image ever. like THIS is what the internet is for

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from verified user Fred (@/ FriedKielbasa) reading: What's your pet theory about the causes of birth rate decline? Note that it's pretty much worldwide at this point.

Quote tweet from Arghavan Salles, MD, PhD (@/ arghavan_salles) on 24 Aug 24 reading: It's not really a pet theory, but the global trend is a growing ideological gap between men and women, with women becoming more liberal and men heading the other direction. Many women don't want to build families with men who don't think they deserve human rights.

Image #2: Reply from SidiSidiSidian (@/ SidiSidian) to Arghavan Salles reading: I legit don't know how straight women do it I casually hear men throwing out that maybe women shouldn't be able to vote anymore or obtain contraception anymore and then they are stunned when women aren't flocking to bear their children.

Image #3: Reply from Fricking Delight (Fentanyl Afici...) to Arghavan Salles reading: Wealth hoarding and decline of the middle class is part of it, too. Misogyny works in tandem with unregulated capitalism to blame social ills on individuals instead of the policies creating the discomfort that is used by demagogues.

Reply from Arghavan Salles reading: Yes, we could also add, at least in the US, the lack of federal paid parental leave, the lack of affordable childcare, and general lack of support for families.

Image #4: Reply from PatsyOToole (@/ PatsyOToole33) to Arghavan Salles and @/ CeeEyes reading: I think it's fear over the impact of climate change and the struggles that millennials and z are having now about having an enough income to stay alive and to thrive, and what that means for the next generation. I have no children, so I have no dog in this fight, so my thoughts

Image #5 Reply from Kathryn LaPointe (@/ KathrynLLP) to Arghavan Salles reading: Women, long derided as not good at logic, are evaluating well-researched outcomes of cishet marriage: we fare worse financially, emotionally, and medically. Marriage isn't logical for us. In addition, society lacks structures that support parents in general, women in particular. /End IDs]

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[Image IDs: Image #1 Lisa Simpson presenting meme reading: Angsty 2000s rock bands like Linkin Park, Evanescence, Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, etc. are legitimately really fucking good and consist of talented people who write genuinely smart and meaningful lyrics and who aren't ashamed to be open and honest about the very real problems that they've gone through and there's a good reason as to why they're still going strong to this day. You guys are just cowards.

Image #2: Lisa Simpson presenting meme reading: Guys this post isn't that fucking deep if u disagree then just don't say shit. We live in a world where Ed Sheeran is a cultural phenomenon for singing about how much he loves women's bodies I shouldn't have to justify liking Linkin Park

Image #3-4: Tweets from Joanna (@/ trashCanWitch) on 16 out 19 reading: me @/ 13: I love linkin park!

me @/ 17: linkin park is so whiny lmao cringe

me @/ 24: early LP was teenage angst w/o the usual nu metal misogyny, and later albums were shockingly ahead of the curse on the anxiety of political turmoil, climate change, and imminent societal collapse

like I know I'm biased bc I stan since elementary school, but seriously I can't believe that "god bless us every one / we're a broken people living under loaded gun" is a line from something they put out in 2010 and not, like, last year

youtu.be/51iquRYKPbs

mainstream bands in 2019: no, don't talk about politics lets just have a good time ahaha (sparkles emoji, peace sign emoij)

linkin park in 2010: *opens a song with a mario savio speech*

Like CMon /End IDs]

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Reblog from tsukinoinaba reading: nta.

in addition to being environmentally friendly by using renewable energy sources, you're granting that doll the joy of learning and self discovery all over again. many people spend their lives wishing they could recapture the spark of joy they got back when they first started to learn, and this doll receives the ability to relive it endlessly, for free. you're giving it a gift. who could find fault with that?

Image #2: Tumblr reply from g-g-freak reading: Not at all, just be sure to not leave any ominous notes the doll could read to learn of this horrible cycle, thus inspiring it to slay you in a glorious battle with latin choir chanting in the background

Reply from xanthicantag reading: Nta scientist did tests and found dolls hate coming to life but cant help it

Image #3: Reply from level1cleric reading: what are you using the souls for, molly /End IDs]

I started keeping an animate doll around the house. Every three days it learns to be a real boy, which then allows me to harvest its soul. It then loses all its memories and the cycle repeats. My sister says I'm a monster, but I just think it's a good sustainable source of souls. aita?

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[Image ID: Tweet from Haz (@/ _Hazpilicueta) reading: Best not tell this guy any secrets. Picture of a person crouching on the kitchen floor next to a tray of baked beans that has spilled all over the floor. /End ID]

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[Image ID: Post from Suleman Wanjiku reading: When I was about 9 years old, my mom forced me to go with her to the funeral of a friend of hers that I didn't know.

When we got there, I stayed in a corner waiting for the funeral to end. Then a man approached me and said: "Enjoy life, boy. Be happy because time flies. look at me now, I didn't enjoy mine." He patted my head and left.

Before leaving, my mom forced me to say goodbye to the dead person. When I looked in the coffin, I was startled to see the man who was talking to me when I was in the corner was the same one in the Coffin.

For several years, I was not able to sleep properly because of nightmares.

Years later, I discovered that the dead man had a twin brother. /End ID]

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from n (@/ ptvluvr4ever) on 29 Aug 24 reading: in bed playing w my bush.. nobody cheating on me... this is the life

Image #2: Tumblr post from vonnegutCunt on June 24 reading: shaved pussy just looks soooo sad she's cold and shivering like spunch bob. Reblog from same user reading: people are really take this personally.

Image #3: Tweet from lav (@/ xChlorineTearsx) on 14 Aug 24 reading: twirling my pube hair and minding my business

Image #4: Tweet from canyon (@/ batBlush) on 02 Sep 24 reading: i call her george cause she got that w bush

Image #5: Tweet from bbyBoyFantasy (@/ trasvesdike) on 17 Jul 24 reading: Smoking weed with no bush must be crazy. Like damn i'm so fucking high and my pussy is bald /End ID]

Compilation (ongoing?)

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[Image ID: Tumblr post from unabler on Dec 17, 2013. Picture of a car partly through an automated carwash. Text reading: I know the carwash scares the dog, but tough shit. It scares me, too.

The mechanism drags our vehicle in and I scream, "We're going to die!"

The dog whimpers and barks.

"I've changed my mind!" I yell. "Oh god, let me out!" I used my fingers to pry at the closed windows, but it's no use. We're trapped in a tornado of escalating panic. My loss of control makes it worse for the dog and vice versa.

I know that in this space, the relationship between the dog and I is toxic, but he's my friend and we're supposed to see a movie later.

I vomit and beg the dog to kill me. I even take his little paws and manually place them on my throat, but either he's not smart enough to understand strangulation or he fears that my death will force him to surrender a lifestyle he's grown accustomed to.

At long last, daylight. The nightmare is over. The dog and I bolt out of the car and race over to a patch of grass next to the vending machines.

We embrace. There are some things we need to work on, but not today. /End ID]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Tumblr post from jolene33rpm reading: me, trying to spell something in french: uhhhhhh i think that's enough vowels the french language: youe fooule.... youe insouelente cowèurde

Image #2: Tumblr post from nazerine reading: I love japanese bc it's so regular and logical. eg,

kore = this, sore = that, dore = which koko = here, soko = there, doko = where koitsu = this person, soitsu = that person, doitsu = germany

Image #3: Tumblr post from futureEvilScientist reading: confession: in the Russian alphabet, the letter x is pronounced like a hard h so whenever I see a phrase like "Sorry for your loss xoxo", instead of hugs and kisses my brains always briefly interprets it as "Sorry for your loss HoHoHo" like some jolly Santa Schadenfreude laughter there

Image #4: Tumblr post from assassinRegrets reading: im just

the cherokee language has a verb tense that specifically notes the exclusion of a person in the conversation

so there's i'm going, you're going, we're going, and we're going (but not you)

i love it

Reblog from madMaudlinGoes reading: This is called "clusivity" and it's found a bunch of languages, including Chechen, Vietnamese, Samoan, and Quechua.

Reblog from spinningYarns reading: Some languages just side-eye harder than others

Image #5: Tumblr post from lord-kitshener reading: Polish: you dawg we u like the letter z so we put some z's in ur z's so u can Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz

Reblog from relativelyLessImportant reading: Z is only worth one point in the Polish version of Scrabble. This sounds like a joke, but is actually true.

Image #6: Post from heatmor reading: irish is such a shady language because hello is "dia duit" but directly translated it means "god be with you" and when someone says hello back they say "dia is muire duit" which means "god and mary be with you"... its like "i see your god and i raise you the holy virgin whatcha gonna do bout it bitch"

Image #7: Tweet from Mark Magumpkin (jack-o-lantern emoji) (@/ markedly) reading: Spanish: The h is silent English: Many letters can be silent French: All letters are meaningless, every living thing is born without reason /End IDs]

tumblr: on languages

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[Image IDs: Text message conversations. Image #1: Purple: I'm remembering how you have beef with pandas Gray: Bruh, Objectively an F tier animal Gray: They're so dumb and overspecialized Gray: Should've gone extinct 200 years ago, but Noooo we have to protect them cuz people think they're cute or whatever Purple: They are cute!! Gray: We would lose Nothing of ecological significance if we lost pandas Purple: But they're so adorable (loudly crying face emoji)

Image #2: Purple: What other animals do you have beef with Gray: Fucking cheetahs Purple: Why is that Gray: They're in the wrong biome Gray: Actually, they're in the right biome, but wrong continent Purple: Where are they supposed to be Gray: They just can't compete with the other African predators bruv Gray: Drop them into the midwest and they'd be balling /End IDs]

POV: your friend is an ecology major and has beef with random animals

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[Image ID: Post from End Stage Capitalism reading: The year is 3129. Humanity is extinct. The last LG SmartFridge is desperately emailing its last owner that they are low on orange juice.

The satellites still left, their orbits decaying, dutifully relay the message.

The automated "away from office" response turns on, as it always does, notifying the refrigerator that it's owner will likely return to the office in 3-5 business days.

A pack of roombas, the local wind turbines giving out, search for the next functional docking station.

A washing machine tweets: "anyone need to do a load (smirking face emoji)" every Saturday at 1:30 a.m. eastern standard time.

The replies are filled with AI thirstPosters and their hypeBots.

In North America, raccoons have entered the bronze age, while babboons riding domesticated battlewolves rule most of Asia.

Unbeknownst to either, the octopi are mastering nuclear fusion. /End ID]

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Tweet from Churrasco Sau (@/ churrascc) reading: being a 23 year old girl must feel like having seven billion dollars in your pocket

Image #2: Tumblr post from tockTheWatchDog reading: porn-induced cuckBrain has caused modern men to develop some ancient grecian form of misogyny where they will look at images of beautiful young women and their first response is "wow, being a hot young woman must be the best feeling in the world" Yeah? You wish a lot of guys wanted to fuck you? That's the best feeling you can imagine on earth, a lot of guys wanting to fuck you? You're a heterosexual man saying this?

Image #3: Tumblr post from ISuggestForceFem reading: I have a suggestion /End IDs]

i’ve been a 23 year old girl and i can tell you it does not

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[Image ID: Tumblr post from socialised-female with the underwater filter applied reading: womens shelters are far more likely to house trans men than trans women. this has been the case for decades. trans women are far more likely to be assaulted in womens shelters than any other gender

trans men who lie about these facts and claim otherwise are transmisogynists, whether they intend to lie or not

Post is tagged: #transmisogyny #transphobia /End ID]

If your posts on transmasc and trans men being accepted into women's shelters ignores that they only get access to those shelters if they detransition and recloset for safety and survival, and you delete the experiences of someone who was homeless and transmasc saying you're being dishonest by presenting it as if they don't have to detransition and that it's more complex than that, that's meaning you're a jackass who wants to powerjacket trans men and transmascs. It's actually likely trans SA experiences while homeless are wildly underreported for trans men and transmascs because of how often any friction in a space means you get removed access to shelters and support, so it is easier to not report anyone taking advantage of you.

Don't fucking fall for this shit.

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[Image ID: Text reading: But the fact that paid work does not solve all the spiritual problems created by misogyny doesn't mean it can't address the material ones. Because the fact of the matter is that paid work does indeed make women more free—if it didn't, there would not be such a consistent and longstanding effort to demonize women who pursue it. Without her own money, a woman can't stand up for herself against her father or husband or boyfriend. She can't defy him when he disrespects her, and she can't easily push back on his preferences for where they live, or how they spend their (his) money. She can't leave him if he abuses her, and she can't leave him if he bores her. Critics of the girlboss, and of women's ambitions more broadly, like to point out that women can be exploited in paid work. And it's true. But the housewife also works on someone else's terms; she also spends her time and energy making someone else richer, and she's also subject to someone else's control of capital. Because the housewife has a boss, too. It's her husband. /End ID]

still thinking of this paragraph from what was the girlboss?

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[Image ID: Tumblr tag reading: #what is a Tumblr post within this dichotomy /End ID]

one of the fun things my friends and i do is called 'boat or cage' where we try to categorize anything and everything as either a boat or a cage.

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[Image ID: Tumblr notification section for this post. Reply from museeeuuum reading: It's a trap. Like from iWanderEverywhere. Reblog from triQuizzies reading: yes you can. do it. enter once more into the pelican's mouth of the Academy /End ID]

I let myself rest and now I'm daydreaming about academia and academic research and writing again

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[Image IDs: Image #1: Text message conversations. Gray: Guess what?? Gray: We have a rabbits nest in our backyard Blue: ok Gray: Does nothing matter to you

Image #2: Tumblr tag reading: #In Australia this means it is time to kill some bunnies

Image #3: Tumblr tag from three-bunnies-in-a-trenchCoat reading: #not i can finally follow derin without a guilty conscience /End ID]