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everyone's doomed by the narrative bitch let's get you some fruit

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You: *panicking, running for your life through my labyrinth space station*

Me, over intercoms: You have terf bangs

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95% of NFTs are worthless, and most of the most expensive ones are priced between $5-100 where they were once drawing millions US$ apiece

Not a moment too soon, and fully deserved 😎

In conclusion-

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so real

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whats ur fav fruit?

Not a good time for this. I'm in the hut

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A bearcat (binturong) or as I’m going to call them, a long panda, are a species of viverrid similar to no other animal I have ever heard of but they’re basically one of those species that evolved into mustelids without being mustelids. And can look like cars, possums on in this case a scruffy long panda.

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me_irl

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Ok this is too cute he’s so fucking small

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not my candy ass becoming a crab fisherman

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don’t worry about why i had to google this but this example sentence is killing me

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When my parents asked how my mcr concert went I said “it was good, the lead singer dressed up as a cat” and all my dad replied with was “I know that’s important to you”

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