canadian-hellbird - Tumblr blog

[canadian-hellbird]

Fuckdian fuckbird

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Understandable.

Click for a surprise 🥰

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YA LIKE JAZZ?

Click for a surprise 🥰

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Indeed

War crimes. :D

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haha get spread

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Honk honk, it's time for blood

I am not the person who is reporting gimmick blogs

I have heard that accusation once so just in case

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Mmmmmmm corn is reeeeeeeaaaaaaly good

okay are we actually gonna do anything about all the possessed blogs?

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The provinces gave me snacks

okay are we actually gonna do anything about all the possessed blogs?

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Perhaps I can be of assistance.

okay are we actually gonna do anything about all the possessed blogs?

[canadian-hellbird]

Help me take down a pedo from my school!

Posting this here because i have more followers/reach.

there is a senior at my school who has been messaging freshmen & sophomores sexually, trying to solicit sex, flirting with them etc. he’s 18-19 and the people he’s been messaging are anywhere from 13-16. two of my friends have restraining orders against him that he repeatedly ignores; touching them in class, talking to them & following them despite repeated requests to stop. he has sexually assaulted one person that I know of. please report his account.

gimmicks if you could share/rb this i would owe you the world!!!

pls dm me if you need screenshots/proof!

under the cut is his insta/tt:

[canadian-hellbird]

You're my favourite bird. Better than swan. 17/10

Also my grandma accepts your apology and says Thank you.

Yees. Praise me.

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muahaha

i love making my phone as inaccessible to americans as possible

i relish in it

fuck freedom units

24 hour time, celcius in all weather apps, phone settings and all apps in varying languages

america will die ^_^

[canadian-hellbird]

We're on Tumblr, of course we terrorize eachother

We're on Tumblr. Of course we create pointless gimmick blogs.

[canadian-hellbird]

what are your thoughts on the untitled goose from australia

brother

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I have a little cut on the inside of my mouth so eating sour or salty food hurts now :(

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<3

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UNPINKIFIED