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Article 13 NEEDS TO BE STOPPED!!!

I DON’T CARE IF YOU’RE NOT EUROPEAN!!!!

THIS WILL AFFECT THE WAY EVERYONE USES THE INTERNET!

DO YOUR RESEARCH!

CALL/EMAIL YOUR MEPs!

KEEP THIS HORRIBLE LAW FROM GETTING PASSED!!!

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i swear to god, if tumblr dosen't do anything about these porn bots i'll fucking scream

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The Rammstein members represented by Mean Girls gifs

Till:

Richard:

Paul:

Flake:

Schneider:

Ollie:

(none of the gifs are mine)

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bye i hate the sexualization of underage japanese girls so much i hate it with every fiber of my being it gave so many people a shitty excuse to treat me badly in the past like anyone who likes ‘‘‘‘‘lo/licon’’’’ can go die

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Article 13 is bad.

Article 13 will destroy millions of people’s jobs. Article 13 is a threat to artists and online creators.

Article 13 is a threat to memes.

Article 13 is a threat to YouTube.

Article 13 is a threat to musicians.

Article 13 is a threat to the Internet.

Article 13 will hurt North America and Europe alike.

FUCKING TALK ABOUT THIS SHIT AND STAND TO MAKE A CHANGE THIS SHIT IS SERIOUS. EVEN THOUGH YOU MAY NOT BE A RESIDENT OF EUROPE, THIS SHIT WILL AFFECT YOU. IT WILL COME BACK AROUND.

If you care at all about freedom of speech, freedom of internet, job pools, artists, creators, even fucking memes

TAKE A STAND.

This shit is serious. Once the freedom of the internet is gone, it cannot be taken back. People bitch and moan about no one doing anything while still doing nothing themselves. Now is the time to change. Stand up and call upon your local government. Find resources to help those who will be directly affected and protect them from this disturbing article’s intended purpose.

Do not allow this bullshit “step towards a more helpful copyright law” to pass.

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Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

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oof

Reblog if you genuinely think you're fat.

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mood

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aesthetic: south park season one screencaps

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The ten best 90s Rammstein live moments:

Note: I’m doing a 90s and 00s version because I realized that this was just going to be 90s stuff because I’m biased, so I’ll do two versions.

10. Till on fire on a table in the crowd (Dusseldorf 1997). Have you ever seen something so purely Rammstein?

9. Paul during Heirate Mich (Koln 1997). Cute little ball of energy.

8. Buck Dich intro (LAB). WOO! WOO!

7. Richard and Till’s tender moment (Rock im Park). Tillchard ftw!

6. Sombreros during Wilder Wein (LAB). ICONIC.

5. Till’s entrance and Robo-outfit (Dusseldorf 1997).

4. A loving moment between Till and Flake (1994).

3. Schneider’s provocative hip thrusts (St. Paul 1999). If Richard’s hex is Tier Fleish, then Schneider’s hex is his hypnotic hips.

2. The rare Double Till Hammer (Koln 1997). PURE RAW POWER.

And the number 1 moment (according to me) is…

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1. Flake’s Weisses Fleisch dance (Dusseldorf 1997). Ultimate dance master, Flake Lorenz.

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very epic haha

I love Rammstein

Where else can you listen to such wholesome songs as:

Moscow is whore and Putin can suck my German dick

Feelings complicate sex

Naughty children come hither and listen to my whispers

Wife and husband pray to Satan to cue wife’s fugliness

Older sibling rapes younger brother

Local Boy Fucks Entire Family Including the Dog and Cums EVERYWHERE

Cask von Amontilladostein

Cannibal and Victim Share Penis For Dinner

Father Keeps Daughter in Subbasement and jfc this song is creepy af “ich pflanze dir ein Schwesterlein” JESUS

Local man tells foreigners to get fucked

I fucked a french milf

Naughty children get burned to death

Gay sex is amazing, 6/6 East Germans agree

I have a sniffing fetish

Village boy dies while trying to impress needy af girlfriend

Till Lindemann is a top

Spanish pickup lines and other important phrases

Till is an engine-kin

Fuck you, mom

Crowd grows bored as man takes too long to commit suicide

Fuck this wedding and fuck you

My Crew is Dope, also Sharks Have Feelings too

Sexual frustration makes me want to destroy things

Claims to be the best seaman, drowns anyway

I’m experiencing symptoms of major depression

American imperialism the musical

Harder Daddy the musical

Fuck man, being an angel sounds pretty shitty

The Hunt is on, and it is for pussy

Local widower digs up wife and fucks her rotting corpse

It’s about nuclear weapons or god, either way the result is the same

I want validation, among other things

Mother receives worst birthday gift EVER

THE SUICIDE PACT IS SEALED

Where tf you at bitch, you stole my heart

The boys are back in town

The musical adaptation of this meme:

Bonus:

Love confessions at the firing wall

I fucking love this band.

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Paul: *eating a cinnamon roll*

Schneider: Cannibalism.

Paul: *confused chewing noises*

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me after looking up the lyrics to tsume tsume tsume

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the house of nigh and night wtf

Fun game! And maybe even the chance of coming up with that title you’ve been pulling your hair out over ;)

I’ll start! Mine is THE CITY OF FIRE AND SNOW!

Reblog or comment or even put in the tags what yours is! :)

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I think this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

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LARS ATTACKS U WITH HIS BABY FACE *internal screaming*