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just a silly billy for 2night, what a fucking monday ay

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Thank you foolishroier on twitter for getting the other side of this, it really did cut off before tubbo could say "in pvp" 😭

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DOCTOVO DELIVEREF A TON OF BADS CHILDREN??? HES BADS OBGYN??

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rodezel (one of the guests for purgatory 2) was watching some videos to get context for the series and made the funniest fucking clip

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Hope

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i had a vision and also wanted to show hcs without drawing them fully lmao

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badly editing qcellbit into homestuck panels until qcellbit comes home: day one

A young man stands in his team base. It just so happens that today, the 18th of November, is NOT his birthday, but is the day he successfully avoided death by nuke and got stranded on this god forsaken island without his husband. This young man already has a name, but you can feel free to guess it if you'd like!

What will the name of this young man be?

==>Enter name.

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Over 6 years ago, Technoblade and Etoiles played together on United UHC. Although they never got to meet each other on the QSMP, it's nice to see that they already had some nice banter and a fun dynamic developing during the brief time they knew each other. Here are some highlights from the video where they played together!

Subscribe to Technoblade! Technoblade's United UHC video

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[ Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 ]*

*Note: As of 12/14, I haven't uploaded Part 2 or 3 yet. This will be updated at a later date.

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Technoblade: Bonjour, mis amis! (Hello, my friends!) Oh god, we already have a zombie on us. No! It's targeting me 'cuz I have subs!

Etoiles: Excellent teammates.

Technoblade: Do trees spawn in these worlds?

Etoiles: [Laughing at a screenshot of Technoblade saying "deforestation has gotten pretty bad"]

Technoblade: It's gotten pretty bad, man. What is this?

Etoiles: B-bonjour.

Technoblade: Stop speakin' Chinese.

Etoiles: You're the best Skywars player, dude. That's why.

Technoblade: That doesn't mean much.

Technoblade: Oh my god, I found diamonds!

Etoiles: Oh, whoa.

Technoblade: Subscribe to Technoblade! I'm suddenly a UHC god.

Etoiles: Oh, I got diamonds too! :D

Technoblade: ...Wow, way to ruin my moment. Wow. Can I just have this one moment?

Etoiles: Yeah.

Technoblade: Does everything- does everything need to be a competition? First diamonds I've ever mined in Minecraft.

Etoiles: Let's redo it, Techno. Let's say I don't have diamonds. I don't have diamonds, you have-

Teammate: I found diamonds!

Technoblade: Oh my god.

Technoblade: I have seven diamonds! And I'm not saying that to one-up you, but- I mean I am, but I mean I'm- I'm also tellin' the truth.

Teammate: Nobody knows which one of you guys is the mole.

Technoblade: Yeah, that's gonna be very awkward.

Etoiles: Maybe Technoblade is already-

Technoblade: I'm right behind you.

Etoiles: Technoblade is already saying to his friend-

Technoblade: I'm already in the Mole chat, plannin' your death.

Etoiles: Like, I'm kind of scared of Technoblade, actually.

Technoblade: I'm not even good, why would you be scared of me?

Etoiles: Because you're the King of Bedwars.

Technoblade: Alright, ok, ok, so here's how it works- I get paid per episode, right? So I'm not gonna betray you on Episode 2.

Etoiles: [Laughs]

Technoblade: Now let me enchant.

Etoiles: I'm so bad at hearing sound because when I'm hearing lava-

Technoblade: Nah, it's 'cuz the sounds are in French, isn't it?

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you, bro.

Technoblade: No!

Etoiles: [Laughs] I'm gonna kill you.

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Cant tell if this is funny or if morning crew is just making me insane

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a little fed bbh as a treat while i work on a longer animation project rn-

enjoy all the biblically accurate angel references while we’re here- yes the vest is covered in eyes- and the usage of historical suit cuts!! (specifically the pants are based on a style from the 1960’s and the vest on an example from 1934)

he’s our favorite special guest!!!

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WAR AND HATE ON QUESADILLA ISLAND

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"I'll do anything, but I beg you- don't put me there again."

"I had a date tomorrow..."

"Not again, please, don't take me back."

"If I do this, promise me that fit will be fine, that richarlyson- my son- will be fine, and that forever- the president- will be fine."

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That one twitter meme exept it's Pomme and Techno and they both speak french, because it could have technicaly happened

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BJ