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WALA AKONG KWENTAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LANGDULOT AMPUTCHA
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Kill me rn
A) i was a church organist
B) i made cereals w beer instead of milk
C) i can hold my breath for 40 seconds
Which one is a lie
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Shiiit maaan this sceeenee I frickin cried-cheered my way thru it
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“I had to let us go. Not only for me but for your sake. I didn’t want to be around, constantly reminding you of what could’ve and what would’ve been. I know what i have to offer and i know that i just might have been the best thing that you ever got to call ‘yours’. But you just weren’t ready. So i had to let us go.”
— September 26, 2017 11:15 PM
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SHIT HAHHAHA


The Christian celebrities are with us. The secular celebrities are with us. We cannot be stopped.
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End Game Spoilers
Wildest Fantasy
Imagine knowing about all the universes. When Thanos starts to board the ship Loki tries to hand you the tesseract and tells you to go. You smile and step back with a shake of your head. You tell Loki this is the universe where you are the happiest. You tell him to think of you, his happiest dream of you two together -to use the tesseract to go there.
After a quick conversation that feels like a lifetime… Loki finally listens. He uses the tesseract and goes to another universe. It seems to be just like the one he just left. He walks around, his mind jumbled with thoughts of you… He knew better than to believe your lie that you would be fine.
Then he hears you. He turns and there you are. With a child about 5 years old. This (other universe) you is so happy he is back. He listens to you explain how much the last 5 years were so rough without him. That Thanos was finally defeated. This version of you had his child after the snap where he disappeared.
This was his happiest dream. His wildest and seemingly impossible, fantasy. The only universe where he had everything he wanted… but it wasn’t his original you. This was a place where he didn’t belong, but it felt so right.
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Sana mamatay na ng amputek hahahaha
Iyak tayo para mas mabilis makatulog! HAHAHHAHAHA hays.
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Loki, God of Yeet (Part 2)
The Avengers (2012) Edition
Thor (2011) Edition [x]
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Mahal ko!
Small things that exude Big-Dick Energy:
when a guy drives calmly and safely
when they cook so competently and unself-conscious and focused on making the food
when a man rolls up button-ups to his elbows
when their eyes become softer when looking at you
Being kind
Speaking passionately about pretty much anything
stretching all casual-like
the act of loosening of the necktie
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Would anybody even listen to my feelings without them telling me it's wrong
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