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My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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hang on if morrigan wasn't allowed to have mirrors because "beauty and love are fleeting" how tf did she learn to put on eyeliner & shadow. which she continues to wear every single morning. during the blight

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reading Blumbger's article on the development on DAVG with literal tears in my eyes. they had to remake the game from multi- to single-player in a year and a half.

also, another insane example of the mass effect favouritism:

we are reaching a level of bias not even just towards the game, but the development team. granting budget for requests of one team, but not the other. what if I started killing people.

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Dragon Age: The Veilguard marketing character key art pieces, by Volta Studio artists:

"TEAM Art Direction : 2D : Bogdan Marica / Stéphanie Bouchard 3D : Mathieu Grenier - Artists : Miguel Membreño Tiago Sousa Alen Rocha Sam Denamark Aline Monteiro Barbara Witkowska Chinh Cao"

Caption:

"Super excited to finally show the different assets we produced for Dragon Age: The Veilguard alongside BioWare and EA! - Our team worked closely with the project Art Director to concept props, full environment tilesets, costumes, armor, creatures, weapons, and 2.5D cinematics that you can now find in game. Collaborating closely with BioWare’s team, we helped ensure every detail stayed true to the Dragon Age universe. We also teamed up with our sister studio, KWM, to bring most of the 2.5D in-game cinematics to life. - Huge thanks to BioWare for their trust. This project was a true team effort, and means so much to us! A huge thanks to everyone on our team who was also part of this journey."

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His hiding the goods.

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spin this wheel

you're now this mythical creature, congrats!

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My manager asked if I've been drawing anything recently and I didn't have it in me to explain whatever this is lol

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look i think a lot of booktok smut is silly and there's stuff to criticize for sure but oh my god i am so tired of reviewers who are Shocked and Traumatized by the fact that a smut book involves a kink they don't have or lines that sound weird. yeah its fucking porn. omgggg this erotic book for adult women features breeding kink? the love interest gets called daddy? should we get you a fainting couch? should we call the pope

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ranking the best things I have heard surgeons say mid-surgery:

1. "Five second rule!" while scrubbed, after dropping a sterile scalpel on the floor (no they did NOT pick it up again but I swear everyone's buttholes puckered)

2. (spoken during the closing of a particularly long and difficult case) "Nurse - my tunes." :heavy metal starts blasting:

3. Gently to a fretful patient, pre-anaesthesia: "It's going to be okay. I promise, I've dealt with worse." As soon as the patient is unconscious: "This is literally the worst thing I've ever seen."

4. [okay this one was a med student] "Wowwww, that's so gross!!" Reg: "Please remember that [patient] is awake for this procedure." Student to patient: "Oh my god. I am so sorry, that was really unprofessional - " Patient, cheerfully, also engrossed with what's happening inside them on the screen: "Nah - it's, like, super gross, right?"

5. [another procedure where the patient couldn't be put under GA] Patient: *starts singing country roads midway through the procedure* Surgeon: *shrugs and joins in with surprisingly good harmony*

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several people have asked about this poem during my Ask Hours. It took me a while to hunt it down & even longer to decide to post it because it’s so old & I’m a little self conscious about it. Sorry about the screenshots, I don’t want to do all the formatting in-post, but I included alt-text! thanks for remembering my old poetry!

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With more and more Ao3 authors restricting their works to the archive (due to AI scraping), they're going to be losing guest interaction. And probably generally feeling down because. You know. AI is stealing their hard work.

So! Now is a great time to stop by your favorite authors/stories and drop them some comments! They really appreciate it!

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freshly mowed lawn vs. white dog

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go to settings > dashboard > interface and turn on show timestamps. please. do this for me i'm begging

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“Bro where u at we not supposed to be in heree”

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Children of London!

What a wonderful night spent together at the O2 Arena. Thank you all for your devotion and passion!

Good Night / A Nameless Ghoul

📷: @ryancphoto