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Kris I Got Stuck In The N64 Lmao

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i hate the stupid artfight mascot. what is it supposed to be. a worm?? thats not a worm. thats a furry lump with paws. is it a worm on a string cus it also doesnt look like a worm on a string. every time i see it on that godforsaken website i gouge my eyes out with a rusty screwdriver and put them back in this is one of the top ten worst mascots of all time for anything right next to Me Promoting My Own Work

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i jerk off till my penis scrweam

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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sorry your boyfriend was just so sweet and bruised and mushy we made him into a bananas bread

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watching fullmetal alchemist with my pal

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BEHOLD MY COOL THEORY CALLED "ANTS THEORY" YES THIS IS 100 PERCENT GENUINE

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starting a collection (for queentenna purposes)...

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my latest obsession is rene descartes memes. i have been collecting them n i dont got much but these are so good

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i love it when "stans" of a thing are super easy to piss off like i can say "hey your idol John Golly eats babies and pisses on poor people hes kind of fucking stupid for that" and stans will say "ermm you're an anti. also his special interest is eating babies so shut the fuck up heres your address: 163 sugarberry lane thats right fucko" and im always like wow big emotions there buddy. how about we go to the calm down corner and count to ten

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discovered the joy of ragebait