candyconnoisseur - Tumblr blog

[candyconnoisseur]

Source

[candyconnoisseur]

🕊🕊🕊🕊

[candyconnoisseur]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[candyconnoisseur]

Me, a terrible person: wtf?? Wtf I’m a good person I dont deserve this??

[candyconnoisseur]

hi sorry for ghosting you im being tormented by psychic horrors beyond your wildest comprehensions

[candyconnoisseur]

“The Queen of Angels” silk gown in blush, by Selkie

[candyconnoisseur]

[candyconnoisseur]

sorry for hs on sideblog candyconnoisseur fans but i had 2

[candyconnoisseur]

yoo this was my ask, i was vaguely conceptualizing something like that but this was supes great!! IM SO BAD AT WORDS but tysm!!

This isn't really a traditional analysis— more of a set-up, really, and you're perfectly fine to ignore it—, but if someone else tries to "strong-hand" or take over frog-breeding from an inattentive/destructive/literally a Bard honestly Space player, how do you think the session would turn out? It would probably be the Time player and maybe a Prince of Time who heavily ghosts Space, but still not the actual Space player. (And wow, that's an awful combo of cardinal aspect roles.)

You are 100% free to ask nontraditional analyses. They're almost preferred. (i have 26 session requests in my inbox you know i'm not getting to all of them, but these, these are interesting) anyway:

They will not properly succeed. They might get a cancerous frog, or it might Just Not Work™ You're not supposed to do that. The space player breeds the frog, and without the space player you won't have a final frog. (The white one) A seer, i would trust to use the space player, technically involve them, but be the one telling them what to do. A prince, no way. Even if they ghost space, they can't replace the true space player.

A cancerous frog can be created by anyone. A healthy frog requires the dna from a white frog that you find in your dreams or something, and then probably send the time player off to collect. If the space player is so far from self actualizing that they might be better off not helping to breed, they're also not completing their quest, not talking to their denizen. A space player like that does not breed a good frog.

You want a good frog, your better bet is helping out your bard of space, getting them a therapist, helping them self actualize and become good at stuff. You want an interesting story, go ahead, but keep in mind that canonically, you need the white frog to breed a healthy genesis frog. A prince of time trying their best to breed a frog alone, hating on their bard, failing over and over again, eventually giving up or settling for a cancerous frog or going back to the bard and helping them become ready to breed a frog, would make for a pretty interesting story.

[candyconnoisseur]

baby girl i have pain in joints unknown even to science

[candyconnoisseur]

Yaoi cocaine saga

[candyconnoisseur]

https://lustingupon.tumblr.com

[candyconnoisseur]

@sarahszestudio

@jasonschmidtstudio

brunie.moodboard

[candyconnoisseur]

Author’s Note

These timelines, based on the Timeglider.com software system,  have been taken from my ever-expanding database of slang, which was also the source of Green’s Dictionary of Slang, published in 2010. Slang covers many areas, but there are certain major themes which have dominated the vocabulary for over 500 years. To sum them up as sex, drugs and, in its widest sense, rock ‘n’ roll wouldn’t be so far from the truth. Plus crime, drunkenness, insults, racism and a number of other of our less savoury but quite inescapable activities. What you will find here are the first examples of what I intend to be a look at all of them. Prepare to be amused, informed, even shocked. Subversive, cynical, witty and sometimes cruel, whether we like it or not, slang is humanity at its most human.

Jonathon Green aka 'Mr Slang’

click a link below to view a timeline 

Intercourse pt 1: The Basics

Intercourse pt 2

Intercourse pt 3

Penis

Penis Click-Through

Vagina Click-Through

Breasts

The Body

Arse (Down and Dirty)

Defecation & Urination

Masturbate

Commercial Sex

Homosexuality

Gay and Lesbian

Women pt 1

Women pt 2

Men (Click-Through)

drunk

Alcohol

Pubs and Bars

Mad

Fool

religion

race: white european

race: people of colour 

Police

Relationships

Death

larceny

Con Men etc

Drugs part 1: Narcotics:https

Money

Rich and Poor:

Jobs & Occupations

Exclamations 1 (Oaths, Hell & Damnation etc)

Exclamations 2 (Dismissal)

Good

Sources of Slang

NB: The purpose of these timelines is to illustrate the wide range of terms that slang uses for a single topic. They are not a dictionary, with definitions and etymologies, simply an example of slang’s remarkable creativity over time. Their aim is to inform, but also to entertain. I do not pretend that all of them are in common use or ever were. What I do know is that I have found them in print, in lyrics, in scripts, online or elsewhere. There are certainly more that I have yet to discover. I must also add that the dates are not set in stone. Slang research is always changing what we know and there is only one rule: words are always older than you think. When I find proof, I shall make the necessary changes.

[candyconnoisseur]

Fic Recs Request: Nico di Angelo Being Italian Actually Being Noticable

New favorite thing? Fics where the fact that Nico is in fact Italian (Greek god of the dead for a father or not), and specifically Venetian, is a much bigger and more integral part of his character than we get to see in the books. Like how Piper’s Cherokee heritage often plays a key role in how she understands and addresses a situation.

Afficher davantage

[candyconnoisseur]

so i found this unused audio clip recorded by heavy’s voice actor/gary schwartz……