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ok this dni has me sobbing

proshippers are the ONLY thing on the list

this person doesn’t know what they are

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hes protecting his four kids....no harm will come to them!!

based on this legendary image:

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oh you want to eat me? that’s crazy haha. Can we kiss

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someone mentioned cannibalism and my ears perked up like i’m a dog or something bruh fuck my life

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Most of DC writers be like:

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owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it

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It’s hot BECAUSE it’s not sexual you fucking philistine

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Also this is both stupid and funny

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“is the wanting to be killed like a sexual thing for you” No. but also yes

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hey don't worry. if you accidentally do something wrong I'll just kick you in the ribs and sides and chest and stomach and body and kidneys and head and neck until one of us feels better. I have heavy boots and no empathy. I forgive you babe. now stay still.

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The problem with AO3 is that every online store's search function is bullshit by comparison

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Oh! Oh! C1, Jaydick?? You're the best!

sry for the wait @arsenicjade (i’m so slow…) Thank you for the interest and i really hope you aren’t disappointed!!kiss meme

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in fact, now i'm curious enough after all these asks that i'm gonna make a tagbait post: transformers fandom, please tell me what you think the rarest rarepair that you earnestly ship is. i'm talking 'this has no fanart no matter how deep into twitter and pixiv you dive' stuff. the ones you made up at 3am when you couldn't sleep and now they are real To You.

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i keep wondering how the kiss actually works in that third panel. it must mostly be dick licking his own blood from bruce’s teeth?

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i’m down with that.

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Posting my CrowWing agenda pics here too

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Tank!Jason (feat. Bisexual Disaster Tim)

This is inspired by, and for, the beautiful people advocating for Jason actually-built-like-a-tank Todd. 

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