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SANTA JAWS — below you will find lines of dialogue from santa jaws, a syfy christmas movie. feel free to adjust them as you need for roleplay. mentions of: gore, violence, clowns, sharks.

ho, ho, ho, [name], you've been naughty. you better watch out, you better not die! no sugar cookies for you. see you in jingle hell! this is going to be terrible for my hair. that is a terrible idea. not a creature was stirring, except for me looking like an idiot. there hasn't been a shark in these parts in a thousand years. ok, i'm talking about writing a comic that is so original that it defies all comic tropes. after eating evil santa, she gained his power, she doubled in size. i know it sounds unbelievable, but it's true. ok, that was four years ago. it's been months since they've seen me in a bikini. well, what's the point of having a boat if it's not the biggest? holy molar, what has teeth that size? what, did you expect me to come unprepared? you, me and 120,000 of my followers. you stay here looking hot. my pores look terrible! let me handle this. don't say anything. so, why were you jogging at five in the morning? i can't remember the last time i did this much exercise. i've actually been thinking about doing a triathlon. she really does have a one-track mind. you're the next pablo picasso of aquatic monster comics. hashtag soulmates. we just saw an elf turn into a christmas dinner. they glow like rudolph's nose. so we just need to stay away from the water and we'll be fine. [name] is out there. if we don't stand up to our fears now, we'll never stop running. he wasn't afraid of anything. except clowns. but we're not superheroes. any more excuses? this party's really gonna be bumpin'. he who holds this pen holds great power. i see what you're thinking. we made her together, [name]. let's put this fish on ice. you're just a stereotype. i guess i've always been fast. it feels like it's more his dream than it is mine. let's blow this fish outta the water. we need to think about this logically. that is classified information. i thought you said this guy was getting cat-fished. so, christmas miracle, huh? i know a shortcut. i mean, christmas is about giving, isn't it?! but then i'd have to talk to her. haven't you ever heard "the ends justify the means"?! it's not going to bring them back. why won't you believe me? ho-ho-ho, you... fish.

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GUARDIAN: THE LONELY AND GREAT GOD (GOBLIN) • EPISODE 1.02 — below you will find lines of dialogue from the second episode of the kdrama goblin. feel free to adjust them as you need for roleplay. tw. discussions of death and immortality.

when a ghost talks to me in english, it's scarier. if i abandon you, summon me. that'll be faster than the embassy. must i really forget everything? oblivion is also a consideration from god. i once thought of my immortality as a prize, but my living is a punishment. i can't forget any of their deaths. being an illegal immigrant is better than being tardy, right? i feel like a woke up from a dream. the evening you come home after getting rained on, what is the thing that's like an umbrella to you? from the very first to the very last, i'll stand by your side. if you're wearing a uniform and have dead fish eyes, you're probably a senior. curiosity will always beat dignity. it seems like you've got everything, but why do you still look so sad? i want to have a perfect and intellectual look no matter when and where. this generation listens to everything via files. i'm going to ruin you. be careful of a man who wears a hat. don't seek death, death will seek you. i know you see me. i know i'm caught. my name's not even on the list of the dead. do i look like i want an explanation? let's run. there's always a way if we run. looks like i'm the bad guy here. you look like you've got a lot to say. i've lived longer than 900 years, i'm not looking for a pretty person. if you did discover something in me, you'd be resenting me. i had no right to hate him from the start. you think i came here because i had extra gas?

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GUARDIAN: THE LONELY AND GREAT GOD (GOBLIN) • EPISODE 1.01 — below you will find lines of dialogue from the first episode of the kdrama goblin. feel free to adjust them as you need for roleplay. tw. discussions of death and immortality.

what a vulgar hat you wear. it seems like my time is done. they were enemies to you. stay immortal alone and watch your loved ones die. you will never forget their deaths. from this moment forward, i will serve you. i was blinded by revenge. i never even asked how he'd been. i might be an even bigger person than you thought. do you know what happens when a human becomes a beast? you meet an angry god. i am anyone. my principle is not to get involved in human life or death. i can't die like this. so you're not the one you're begging to save. you met a tender hearted god. i don't want to see anyone die tonight. i don't think making a wish on a rice cake is working. where did you learn that slang? you should make a wish. you really can see it all. it's cold at night, so make sure you wear your scarf. don't even make eye contact with the souls. i think i have to go now. i'm not going to make a wish. i'm not going to wish for anything. no-one going to listen to what i wish for. you're mean. you're the one who told me to pray earnestly. i came to say goodbye. i'm going. you can see me? you're interfering with my duty. i'm running out of time. since you've made eye contact with the grim reaper, they'll always find you. you'll suffer a bit, but you don't have any other choice. i'm more scared of her than ghosts. i thank you for every moment. why can't you tell me you're leaving to get married? i'm telling you, she's possessed. there's a ghost on your back. are you the one who summoned me? how in the world did you summon me? i didn't summon you, i just see you. what do you mean, you see me? what does buckwheat flower mean in flower language? what do you mean you heard me? i am very familiar with the rumours about you. what brings you to my house?  sorry, he's not used to social interaction. coffee is where my kindness stops. oops. my bad. lover? what lover? i should have gotten his number at least. tell me everything you see about me. i found out how to summon you! why did you do it if you didn't think it was going to work?! what are you to decide whether i have value or not? live in the reality, not in the rumour.

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