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[candynyams]

i want someone to dry hump me until they cum in their pants

[candynyams]

need to be surrounded by a bunch of musky pervert transgirls who take turns shoving me in their pits and bush, making me huff their scent while they laugh and slap me around for getting so turned on while they bully me then they bend me over and take turns breeding me while I'm to stupid off their scent to think... ARF ARF WOOF WOOF 😖

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Girls moaning and breathing heavy as you jerk them off, you agree

[candynyams]

Girls moaning and breathing heavy as you jerk them off, you agree

[candynyams]

Girls moaning and breathing heavy as you jerk them off, you agree

[candynyams]

wdym u don't want to hire the burnt out tranny that doesn't wanna work

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via @deadskink

[candynyams]

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

[candynyams]

Just cause you’re a kinky couple doesn’t mean you bang every night. Even those who enjoy a good creampie need a break from jorkin their peanits

Also, foreplay doesn’t have to be moments before you have sex. You can have foreplay for days. Hell you could have foreplay, take a week off, and still have it last for after the week is up. I recommend making jokes at each other as a form of foreplay. That or maybe send pictures, buy new toys, sometimes a dinner out can be foreplay if you do it right.

All things aside, sex ain’t the end all be all of a good relationship. But if you wanna have good sex, make sure there’s some foreplay. Really helps you get in the right headspace for jorkin it with your partner!

[candynyams]

what if there were two dogs and they were in love

(ft. @blushbrushart 💞)

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sometimes the way some people on here talk about fat people is like bizarre

[candynyams]

thinkkng mating press thoughts.... puppies look so helpless and small with their knees pushed up to their shoulders like that. clutching at the sheets, their little paws kicking desperately in the air. can get so deep in them like that too, make sure they really feel it in their guts <3

[candynyams]

PUPPY STIMS!!!!!!!!!!

(she/her)🏳️‍⚧️

[candynyams]

“men aren’t pretty” wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong bad incorrect stop talking

[candynyams]

noooo dont tug on my carabiner that's an erogenous zone