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Holy WOW.

Like, you think you know how badly Kris's life sucks. Divorced parents, brother off to college, no friends, some strange higher power hijacking their body and going off on adventures without them... but hey, at least they're able to take some control back from us sometimes! At least they can go off and eat all the pie in peace! At least they can open a dark fountain in their home so they can spend more time with their cool friend Susie! Yay! I'm sure they're just leaving the door open for the cops to get in so they can save the day!

And then. AND THEN. Chapter 4... happens. And everything we thought we knew about Kris crumbles to dust before our very eyes.

Those snatched moments from the player? They weren't the triumphant grasp at freedom we thought, but another, yet more insidious layer of control that has been exerted upon them. Because for the end of Chapter 3 to have happened, a few things had to be prepared - the TV had to be plugged in, Susie had to come over, the tires had to be slashed so the police would be called, and the door had to be left open so that the Knight could gain entry - not the police, but The Roaring Knight. The Enemy.

And make no mistake - they didn't want to do ANY of it. Drinking in the Holidays' kitchen... the way their head turns whenever Susie or Noelle mentions them... Carol's ice-cold hand on their shoulder ("in the shadow of the Knight's hand")... do any of these things indicate Kris as a willing co-conspirator? Or rather, a child who has fallen into the clutches of a very manipulative - and very real - authority figure, who is being groomed and coerced into performing dangerous acts that threaten the lives of not just their friends, but their family, their town, and quite possibly the whole world?

We knew that Kris Dreemurr's life sucked before this. But we could never have anticipated just how badly it sucked, just how little control and agency they truly have, in any aspect of their life. This situation has been going on for MUCH longer than we've been around - you can tell that much from the birdcage. Their situation is so utterly, catastrophically FUCKED that death seems the most preferable outcome for them.

Remember Susie noting how Kris responds to Queen's offer to "Perish" with enthusiasm?

Remember the way they crumple onto the floor when Spamton NEO is about to kill them and take their SOUL, not even attempting to fight back?

Remember them whispering in Susie's ear in "the_newest_girl_girl"?

...yeah. It's THAT bad.

And you have to wonder... if we were never shunted into Kris's body... if we didn't literally FORCE Kris to move, to go to the dark world, to Fight and Spare enemies - to FORCE them to play at being a hero, in spite of their situation... What would have happened?

Would Kris even be alive now, if not for us?

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sans and toriel are sooo funny but if i had just had the second worst day of my life and came home to my mother (who i assumed was in grave danger) drunk dancing with the weird guy who owns the local convenience store i think i’d do something heinous

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i feel like every krusie shipper should be legally required to draw them like this at least once

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i had to lmao

context

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poor kris

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B E G F O R M E R C Y I honestly loved this game since there's new chapters that I played and its worth buying it.

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I'll be so honest, I always get so happy when someone get into my life long interests I ain't joking

Like yes tell me all about the thing I know so much about, yes tell me the progress you did in the game I know almost every detail about

I absolutely love hearing new perspectives about my interests because I am heavily clouded by be it nostalgia or the years I spent on internet that shifted my perspective into the direction it did

Anyways, very much sun and moon (games and anime) defender to the end i fear ✌️

It doesn't stop at pokemon but it is mostly about it, I just love seeing people get into this media that had been my comfort for years now, be it anime, manga, card games, console or mobile games I love when people start to see what I love about it all. All the canon narrative with so much freedom to explore either canon characters or how normal day for 'ordinary' people would be

Anyway, I love pokemon and extremely exited about the new game and it shows from time to time

(Hoenn was peak)

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Those stinky old gays AGAIN?!

WHY OF COURSE‼️🔥🔥🔥

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tenna gets PWNED

(part 2 here)

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The one thing kris and the player can agree on.

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Deltarune Chapter 4 spoilers!!

Thinking about this whole section a lot actually.

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Cuddling with my ex and rival that i want dead

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Kris I’m dying please stop beatboxing

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Kris and The Player//

Part 2

Part 1

The powerful being who lacks understanding vs a teenager with depression

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wyd if the Roaring Knight pulls out their iPhone X and your best friend's device instantly starts chirping

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kerdly slop

yes image quality is shit on purpose lmfao i felt like that added to it

chapter 4 weird route spoilers!!

alternatively, if you’re a berdly hater, then don’t worry i got you covered too 🔥🫡 /silly

og images and normal quality + no text version of first image under cut

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The divorce was hard on him