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my liege…can I offer you my freshly painted nails around your cock in this trying time?

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Broke: vampires are real, and they act just like in the stories

Woke: vampires are real, but the stories are inaccurate

Bespoke: vampires are real, the stories are inaccurate, and vampires made up those stories to keep humans ignorant

Baroque: vampires are real, and the stories are inaccurate, but vampires reacted to things like Dracula and Masquerade the same way the mafia reacted to The Godfather and now actively try to play out the tropes

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second puberty is a technology that allows you to feel like you're left behind by all your peers twice

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you can’t even dig up your lovers grave and pry open their casket and cradle their corpse to your chest anymore. because of woke

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That is the joke, good job

Canada's emergency preparedness minister says Canadian military personnel, their equipment and another 250 firefighters stand "ready to support our American neighbours" as wildfires devastate parts of Southern California.  Harjit Sajjan says in a social media post that "Team Canada, with Ontario, Quebec, and Alberta, is ready to deploy 250 firefighters, aircraft equipment, and other resources as early as" Thursday night.  Sajjan's pledge comes as the Canadian Interagency Forest Fire Centre said Thursday that the U.S. National Interagency Fire Centre asked for two of its CL-415 Skimmer Airtankers to join the fight against the fires. "The request is being actioned but the delivery timeline is currently unavailable," the agency said in an email to The Canadian Press. "We are also proactively working to identify potential resource availability, should more requests come in.

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Joining on the side of wildfires, Canadians are sick of USA's shit

Canada's emergency preparedness minister says Canadian military personnel, their equipment and another 250 firefighters stand "ready to support our American neighbours" as wildfires devastate parts of Southern California.  Harjit Sajjan says in a social media post that "Team Canada, with Ontario, Quebec, and Alberta, is ready to deploy 250 firefighters, aircraft equipment, and other resources as early as" Thursday night.  Sajjan's pledge comes as the Canadian Interagency Forest Fire Centre said Thursday that the U.S. National Interagency Fire Centre asked for two of its CL-415 Skimmer Airtankers to join the fight against the fires. "The request is being actioned but the delivery timeline is currently unavailable," the agency said in an email to The Canadian Press. "We are also proactively working to identify potential resource availability, should more requests come in.

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Hands you a lil bit of a kiss on my face

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Say "hands you a" and let auto generate finish it

Hands you a bit of a good idea

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Imagine that you’re Dante’s personal serf. You do your job very well, and despite being just a simple mortal you try your hardest to easy his many burdens. You cheer him up and try to lift his spirits, you tuck him into bed when he’s got the option to sleep, and at times to help him rest you even run your hands through his hair. All to help your lord of course. Even if your feelings towards him lean towards the romantic side, you just hope that you hide them well enough. You don’t wish to burden him with it. He’s hallowed and has much more important things to worry about than the desires of baseline serf.

Meanwhile Dante feels literally the same way about you. But he’s too tired to properly articulate them so he just hopes that if he stares at you sadly enough from under the blankets you’ll finally get the memo and climb in.

Awww poor Dante, I would really do anything for him to feel a bit of relief.

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this is my favorite character btw if you even care

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On the opposite end of the spectrum are the dark angels where is a game of cluedo but instead of murder it's who's fuckin who.

Do you think space marines have the anti sex beds like in the olympic village? I think they might but I also KNOW that wouldn't stop them

It all depends on which chapter. I dont think the Ultramarines does, they respect brotherhood and cooperation too much. I think they bond with their squadmates so they keep each other safe.

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I think calth, all the dead blueberries has made the ground incredibly fertile for 10,000 years

Still rotating ultramarine thoughts as I crack open a new book I got about wine...so this my life now huh?

It's The World Atlas of Wine 8th edition, it looks like a textbook and has two bookmark ribbons.

Also maps!

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Playing Space Marine 2 pvp but I keep getting put on the chaos team which can only mean one thing, I need to start a chaos army.

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Art in the Age of Digital Puritanism (2022) by Iness Rychlik The artist reposted it in 2024 "because it feels relevant in social media today".