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i know this isn't the reguar theme of this blog but i need to share it somewhere because today someone called my local fire department because they found
a horse
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in puppy jail for being too cute
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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?
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sleep well for your next sleep, I send you good wheeks for a cozy slumber
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Am I a monster freak or do I just like xenomorphs because they could kill me?
In other news, I’ve started watching Alien: Earth
#joeys jargon#alien franchise#first time watching anything ALIEN related#Don’t get on my ass about that the original movies just didn’t hook me as well#Alien earth#I think the city environments are very interesting the world building of this show is so cool#PSA: if you’re asking yourself this#It’s probably both.
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what? oh sweetheart no, you're not weirding me out at all. you're weirding me in. keep talking, freak
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having a crush on the same friend for a little over a year makes me want to punch a wall until it caves in but otherwise I’m just fine and dandy over here
#joeys jargon#THIS IS BULLSHIIIT#ok no I’m normal now#Someone save me this is killing meee#This isn’t really a vent I’m just being pathetic on main#Does that count
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My thought process sometimes
#joeys jargon#shitty comic#ms paint#do I add real tags to this or do I keep this in my little bubble#doodles#ms paint comic
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If you ever see me starting to act like the average twitter user go ahead and splash a bucket of ice water on me I think that'll snap me out of it
I think we need to kill twitter but it's a prime source of the dumbest ragebait I've ever seen so I can't really bring myself to delete it
#I say this like I'm not a recovering twitteroid#everyone on that site is miserable doesn't matter what side you're on#tumblr is my nice little snowflake safe space now#but not in an echochamber-y way#that'd be twitter and tiktok
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Why are so many tumblr posts screenshots of twitter and so many twitter posts screenshots of tumblr. It feels like observing an invasive species
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I think I need an intro on this blog, I've been having post ideas lately.
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I think we need to kill twitter but it's a prime source of the dumbest ragebait I've ever seen so I can't really bring myself to delete it
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If you're trying to talk seriously and you say shit like "drvgs" I am not going to give a damn about what you have to say whether I agree with your opinion or not
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Ohara Koson (1877–1945) Crow in Snow Woodblock Print 1910s–1930s 9 3/8 × 9 ¾ inches
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