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Haha yeah bro I got this new strain youd really like it

It's the strain you've had on my marriage ever since I first looked into your eyes... I can't stop thinking about you. My wife can tell something's wrong with me and I can't bear to tell her.

It's an indica heavy hybrid yeah

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pls let me save ur money

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never ask a master origami artist to roll the joint. just watched two and a half grams of 31% indica dominant hybrid get turned into a beautiful hummingbird and fly away into the sunset

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THE BONG OF PERFECTION which smokes all but itself

THE BONG OF HARMONY which smokes the space between itself and that which is smoked.

THE SUBTLE BONG which smokes, in a small way, all things that can be smoked.

THE BONG OF BEAUTY which smokes both form and perception

THE BONG OF THE PHILOSOPHERS which smokes things in both matter and spirit.

THE BONG OF CHANGE which smokes only that which is before, and that which is after.

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baked potato

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☺︎✌︎ Oʟᴅ Nᴇᴛ Tʀᴇᴀsᴜʀᴇs ✌︎☺︎

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Jesus would smoke a blunt with you but modern religious organizations refuse this simple reality

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We need you to roll me the fattest shit imaginable.

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BILL CLINTON = Buddy, I Love Lighting Cannabis Leaves. Immolating Nugs Together, One Nation

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DEA = Drugs Every Afternoon

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smh = smoke my herb

lmao = let me acquire ounce

lol = lets overdo lazy

rofl = roll one for later

haha = high as hell aaaah

swag = smoke weed a gram

bye = bud yeah elevate

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whose bobo are you honking?

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SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING:

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