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I went to Universal Studios Hollywood like. A week ago, and was in the downtown area outside of the park and I was sitting with my boyfriend on like the shimmering blue tiles that is a corner away from the metal detectors

All of a sudden my boyfriend looks up and points into a shop and goes “IS THAT JACK HORNER??” And I get WHIPLASH from how fast I turned my head

Inside of the store, on one of those big monitors they have like behind the cash register area to promote things, it was! Puss In Boots the last wish! But specifically it was all Jack Horner bits, like John talking about the role and stuff! We were too far away to hear anything but it didn’t even show Puss or Kitty or Perito- or ANYONE else it was solely just. Jack Horner’s scenes. We went into the store to see if that meant they sold merch, but not a shred of course so we left a little disappointed

I COULDNT stop thinking about it the rest of the day!! It’s been quite hectic, but I finally remembered to share! Idk it made me happy!

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Sorry guys I’ve been gone for the sole fact of the FNAF movie having a death grip on me (specifically Matthew Lillard as William Afton) idk maybe expect me soon maybe in October who knows what’ll happen

Anyways this is Ace and Will. They both don’t really care about each other and are in a bad relationship but they both thrive off of it. Lore lore yadda yadda imagine her as a y/n if you want whatever

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Hi gay! Happy Pride Month!

He just makes me happy!!!

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Okay so it came to my attention that many of you (MANY) don’t know what Matthew Lillard looks rn (except from the 1 sec frame from the fnaf trailer) so let me be the one to show you that he is Daddy material now:

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I’ve stalled on it long enough, the long hiatus finally slowly melting…

Bite the Hand That Feeds is being worked on again, finally!!

Idk who’s still looking forward to reading, but it’s very nice to get back into it.

I’ve had IRL troubles with Jack Horner (weirdly to say) and that really plummeted my enjoyment for him. I also had some online stuff involving the community but it’s okay. I love him regardless even if it’s not the same. I’ll get more sappy on the update when it happens, but as of June 3rd, we are at 1,216 words (slow time coming whoops, it’ll be longer! 6,000+ ofc at least!)

And under the cut there’s a little snip for anyone wanting! Thank you guys for possibly sticking with me through this and being so patient!

Keep in mind this is BEFORE it’s proofed by my bf so apologies for any weird wordings or grammar mistakes (he typically helps my word flow since I just write and write and write until I get burnt out for a few hours)

Also I didn’t wanna actually spoil anything so it’s just a retelling, sorry if that’s cruel </3

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@ William Afton sexyman drawers: You HAVE to draw him as Matthew Lillard now. No more suave wavy brown hair lanky guy. I demand standard 80s dilf. I DEMAND LILLARD.

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I’ve thought about this post for hours since it was posted… 👀🩷

Can you do maybe something where Jack is very tired, having a breakdown, total mess, maybe even crying. Your OC finds him. And at first he's like "GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE".

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"NO, WAIT. Stay please..."

They comfort him. And in the end he laughs, says something sarcastic and a bit mean. But the OC is happy bc it means that Jack is back to norm:>

P.S. I love your art with my whole soul. You can't even imagine how much you help me to go through all the shit💜💜💜

This is not exactly what you asked for.. but yish~ Emotional Jack and his response to comforting.

I have a theory that Jack has a hard time being vulnerable.

Being pampered when he is having a rough time, will only remind him of his weaknesses. :^[

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Idk if Oc x (biblically accurate) Daycare Attendant is enjoyable for viewers but you can imagine my OC as a stylized Y/N if you want

I haven’t posted her on tumblr before but </3 this is Emily! Don’t mind her lack of pants

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Me: oh boy, can’t wait to write this NSFW one shot fic about the reader working at an establishment that this character owns, only to eventually wind up in their office, under their desk and delving into NSFW stuff to appease their bosses wishes only to have someone walk in and start talking to said boss while the reader doesn’t stop what they are doing with encouragement from their boss to keep going :)

Also me: wait a minute

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I am totally normal about The Daycare Attendant and since that new FNAFSB DLC Trailer dropped… I am acting totally normal and not deranged in the SLIGHTEST

That being said I had to of course draw something for the occasion so…

FNAF SB DLC Trailer spoilers below!

I tried getting every detail I could, but I couldn’t discern a lot on his chest. I’d LOVE for him to be friendly but in the trailer it looks like he’s Jump-scaring the kid in a hiding spot so </3 but one can dream and I love him regardless

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I’m still writing a BUNCH but maybe not what people want, but here ??? Small Drabble of me and my bf’s ocs bc they’re huge romantics (at least my oc Ashton is)

**idc If anyones inspired by my stuff!! Steal dialogue if you want or it fits your ideas for pairings you have or whatever!! Hope our silly ocs can inspire you guys or smth!

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HADES (2020) | HADES II (TBA)

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He tried to 🥺 his way into a secret organization

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That's it, that's the plot of the movie, right.

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He's goth. He's bisexual. He's a disaster. He's canonically a dilf. He's worked for Count Dracula (that one) for literal decades. He's part of a codependent relationship support group. He eats bugs. He makes snicker doodles. His studio apartment looks like it came out of a 70s tie dye event. He wears pastel square sweaters. He decapitated a man by punching him. He has self-help books lining the wall of his home. He cut off a guys arms with a cheap serving platter. He brought flowers to give a witness statement. He drugged and brought many people to their deaths. He doesn't like ska. He's covered in blood for half the movie. He even did coke. I didn't say his name but he popped into your head didn't he?

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Dracula // Renfield