cannibal-alien

[cannibal-alien]

Sooooo, how is our favorite cannibal doing? >:P

- Fruiticious Anon

omgosh FRUTICIOUS HIIII!!! it’s been Like forever since i’ve logged into this account. Oops. i’ve been doing good though!! very awesome!!! & i hope U and beeswax are doing well too :]

[cannibal-alien]

ik im highkey a random individual but ur actuals so funny like YES TWIN im ingraving ur humour into my brain

(taph theme is so real everyone bow down to our absolute and fantastical being that is taph !!!!!111)

AWEE EEK THANK YOUUU <3 i’ll be here all week B-)

truth nuke tho Vote Taph for president 2028 we’ll bring peace to the world (or not. bad idea)

[cannibal-alien]

Are you. Are you also a Taph liker. PLEASE ARE YOU ALSO A TAPH LIKER?!?!?!? -🟦🟪🦈

taph…? who… who even is that…??

just joshing I LOVE TAPH!!! taph nation will RISE!!! #united we stand

i commissioned this a while back from tha lovely feraljayce on kofi !!!! they r best buds <3 (meet bowie!! my roblox sona/oc!!!)

[cannibal-alien]

:)

you know who it is the time is nearing

♡

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep. Please don’t do this.

[cannibal-alien]

P—pee—pe… pe… pep.. PEEPEEEEE!!!!!!! pep.. pe.. 😓😓😓😓 pe!!!! Pepepp!!!!! Pepepepe…… pee!!!!! 😣😣

— 🦴🪽 anon (im okay trust me, I didn’t lose my mind !!!!!🎀🎀)

p piss?

[cannibal-alien]

Either I’m blind (which I wouldn’t be surprised if I was-), or you added pressure to your fandomz…me happy :3

I’ve yet to finish the new event (I keep dying from a certain stupid fish. underwater) but it lookz super funnnnnn!! Im def getting back into Pressure again mwahahah >:3

RIGHT, That wasnt the main point I’m here howeverz:

Please take care of yourself Effie!! Don’t try to overwork yourself or anything, and make sure to sleep wellz! (I’ll be watching you from your wallz.)

As compensation for your hard work here’z a Kitty!! :D

“AHHH HELP-“ *Suddenly getz attacked by a wall dweller and diez*

HELO MOOTIE I AM SOOO LATE TO THIS IM SORRY… PRESSUREE MENTIONN!!!! GAH not a single soul has talked about/requested it yet and It’s literally So Goateddd!!! i haven’t even finished the new event either tbhh 😭😭 i’m lowkey cheeks at the game <\3

& thank you for da kitty aweee ^_^ here’s one in return… SHE WILL BEAT UP THE WALL DWELLER DONT WORRY!!!! WE CAN STILL SAVE YOU!!! 💔💔💔

[cannibal-alien]

they have found me…

[cannibal-alien]

YES YOU

raise your words, not your voice. it is rain that grows flowers, not thunder. ❤️.

[cannibal-alien]

YOUR SOO RUDE >:(

[cannibal-alien]

This is MY baby that I care for

How does it look

👎 BAD JOB. too pale. crying. NOT HAPPY BABY. put on fruit sensory video and feed until skin is grey. 👍 correct

[cannibal-alien]

Yeah how do I look

like a very happy healthy and normal baby very happy very healthy. Baby . so happy for u

[cannibal-alien]

awww is that you when you were a baby ❤️

[cannibal-alien]

I DID NOT SEE THESE IM SO SORRY </3 !!! aw thank you ver much Scag... ^_^ and remember 2 take care of yourself too ::::)

[cannibal-alien]

hiiii kind of unimportant but i remade my strawpage yayyy yipee wooohoo!!! raise the roof guys

feel free 2 send me anything and make me look at it becaus i will.

[cannibal-alien]

ehehe sorry for spamming a bit but...Uh...

I...see...you...pee?!?!?

-dusekkar simp anon

YOU SEE ME WHAT!!!!1!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯

[cannibal-alien]

i love dusekkar

-dusekkar simp anon

and I also love your WRITING🩵🩵 TAKE YOUR TIME OK? LIKE HONEY BEESWAX SAID! Quality over quantity!

nonny... have you ever considered. u might be in love with dusekkar??? idk. just getting those vibes

EEK THANK YOU THO!! u are too kind! ˶ˆᗜˆ˵

[cannibal-alien]

OKOKOK AAAA here the matchup req goes huhu... I've never requested this b4 so I'm excited to see which oomp I get matched with :)))

> I go by any pronouns (anything except feminine terms!), and I'm a aroflux aegoflux pangenderfluid (but lean towards masc genders more), I also don't mind poly relationships

> i am an entp, and very laid back I feel, but sometimes I get really defensive hehe, i can't really yap abt things unless it's over text, and even if the topic isn't interesting I'll still listen!

> I like playing video games, taking pictures of aesthetically pleasing things, and drawing/animating :)

> i don't think I have a lot of dealbreakers but if I do they're if 1. they're interested in trying to get me into religion (cs I have negative experiences with that), or 2. cross boundaries/don't listen to me repeatedly

> I like all killers and survivors so go ham on whichever one you want tbh! :3

eeeee I'm excited to see who I get matched with HSNFHFJF and as always take your time nobody's rushing you AND STAY HEALTHY!

- 💣💘 is very happy rn

📬 you’ve got mail — forsaken matchup! 𖹭

( 💌 ) haaaiiiya nonny!!! thx for submitting this, so sorry for the wait :3c since you mentioned polyyy here’s a fun one for ya!

⊹ ࣪ ˖ your match is builderman & shedletsky! 🛠️🍗

the reason why these two stuck out to me the most is cause I think you’re a good mix of both of them ?!!! which they absolutely love about you btw. you’re all naturally laid back people,, so your relationship grew stronger quite easily. and quickly! it’s like you’re having the time of your lives together without even trying<3

both shed & builderman just adore your artsy side and never miss a chance to bug you about it,, it’s honestly such a shame you can’t really put your talents to good use in the spectre’s realm. shedletsky would 100% beg you to design all the signs for his chicken eating contests. and if you’re up for it, builderman wouldn’t mind some help with sketching out a couple of new blueprints. no pressure tho!

okay so i know this is KINDA corny,, but shedletsky is your (honorable) player 2. more like your player 1 actually, he switched the controllers while you weren’t looking, sorry!!! builderman plays with you guys on occasion & is pretty damn good at video games believe it or not. shedletsky can talk a big game and starts off pretty strong but by the end of it he’s usually in last place or just dead. may the odds be ever in your favor 🙏🙏🙏

you all have polaroid pictures of each other, but the ones you take completely outshine anything shedletsky’s ever photographed. builderman’s got some steady hands so his shots always come out flawless?? every single time??? idk jus thought this was cute<3

I hope you see my vision nonny...!!! I know you’re into builderman but what about this goof… eek