cannibalhabits - Tumblr blog

[cannibalhabits]

Being really horny about your own character is great until they're a ttrpg or rp character because now if I start yapping about my blorbo from my mind I might let something absolutely vulgar slip

[cannibalhabits]

John committing straight up medical malpractice on Arthur's stomach wound trying to stitch it up in the mines is the closest thing we'll get to romance in this podcast and I wouldn't have it any other way

[cannibalhabits]

John and Arthur get separate bodies and IMMEDIATELY start making out

Not for any romantic reasons

Just to establish dominance, like those gay ass fish do

[cannibalhabits]

Malevolent is like The Bachelor except Arthur is there completely against his will, and all the contestants are fighting over who gets to murder him

[cannibalhabits]

Arthur: WHAT A FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

John: I don't know...

[cannibalhabits]

shut the crap up dude!! >____<

[cannibalhabits]

i feel bad for bigender people, the commute between Jupiter and college has got to be rough

[cannibalhabits]

[cannibalhabits]

hello character who is desperate to be a good person; i want to play a game. in front of you is the one person you will never be able to save. you have the rest of your life to make peace with this. there are no defined repercussions if you fail, but we both know you're going to attempt to win regardless. your time starts now

[cannibalhabits]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[cannibalhabits]

I would never call a fictional man my wife. That’s my mistress and he’s not allowed on my bed

[cannibalhabits]

John should have control of Arthur's prostate so the next time they're bickering he stimulates it and Arthur cums and it ends the fight because it's awkward

I had to decide weather to openly shame you for this ask or keep this buried in my ask box and never let it see the light of day again and I've decided to openly shame you Medieval style, not an ounce of decorum in this place. That being said, someone get this to Mr Gutherie effective immediately

[cannibalhabits]

1 000 000 paws attack

[cannibalhabits]

hey guys 🙂

[cannibalhabits]

Sure sex is great but have you ever read a fanfic by an incredible author and then realized they have 30+ other fics in the tag?

[cannibalhabits]

Friend. Dearest mutual. Lovely follower. Random passer-by. I know we haven't shared a fandom in 5 years. I know we never talk. I know we may only barely recognize each other's icons, if that. I just want you to know...

Boop