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I watched The Pitt. Yeah it was really good.

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what ever

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“Can I be mean for a second” I would not care if you killed the bitch in front of me. Now what’s bothering you queen

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The super bowl or whatever I'm not american

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Maverick: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

Dagger Squad: Awwww-

Maverick: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

Dagger Squad: Oh.

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 382

Bradley (17 years): *Rollerblading into Ice's office with sunglasses and a piña colada (without alcohol)* Pops you're not gonna fucking believe this

Admirals: *Were in Ice's office for a meeting* :/ Like godfather like godson

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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”

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guy sitting in front of me in class was vandalizing wikipedia and i kept reverting his edits as soon as he made them and he couldn't figure out why it was happening

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In case you missed it

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The way Ice looks at Mav in this pic yeah ok I'm done

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fruit-in-jars 101 by stacynguyen

"What is jam? What makes something authentically jam? Can bacon really be made into jam?

It was all very Existentialist.

The answer to those questions is a bit complicated and non-definitive. The U.S. FDA has defined jam and jelly in very specific and mathematical terms (such-and-such percentage of juice to fruit to water to sugar = jam/jelly); it also uses jam and preserve interchangeably, for the most part. While interesting, the FDA’s definitions did not matter much to me because the FDA wasn’t really using the terms in the way that we usually use the terms. Also, the FDA wasn’t comprehensive in its definitions. It didn’t tackle other fruit spreads like marmalades or curds, for instance.

The more I looked into, the more I thought, dude, this information would make a good infographic."

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so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

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When Ao3 (Tumblr's wife) is down...

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Superman desperately scanning the street during a fight to find the most morally acceptable car to throw at his opponent, knowing that not everybody has insurance, and loss of transportation can ruin a life -

A wave of incredible relief washes over him as he spots the hard geometric lines and silver paintless sheen of a Cybertruck.

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It's that time again