cannibalistic-forest-god
cannibalistic-forest-god
Lord HanseΓ
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"My name is Hansel... Nice to meet ya." [Roleplay blog for this 15 ft tall goober]
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 14 days ago
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🦇New Intro post🦇
Hi!!! This is a roleplay blog for Mister Barrel from FPE Advanced Class/Edgyverse :3
He's a silly goober so why not roleplay as him? Plus he's one of my biggest comfort characters-
~🦇Headcanons🦇~
- Literally a gigantic sweetheart, doesn't have the heart to hurt anyone. But unless it's an intruder or thief, He'll chase them down, corner them, and fucking kill them-
- Has gotten stuck in doorways before due to his huge size 😔
- His pupils dilate when he's excited, angry or focused.
- Can use his tail as a whip, it even makes a cracking sound like one.
- Loves receiving pets, mainly on his head and ears :3
- His back is extremely ticklish, the slightest touch there will have him laughing and giggling like crazy-
- He purrs like a cat :3
- Lightly smells like roasted marshmallows :P
- Very clingy and affectionate towards his husband. ( @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher )
- Pansexual boi :333
- Gets easily distracted by laser pointers-
- Even when a student or other staff member is rude towards him, he doesn't really seem to care. He's still kind towards them.
- Margret and Marvin are his adopted children.
- Please do not ask him about his past, he doesn't want to speak about it..
- The monitor covering his eye can actually play music! Mainly just a soft humming/beeping rhythm.
- If he sees even the slightest injury on someone, he will panic- And he will immediately rush them to the nurse's office-
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~🦇Blog Rules🦇~
- NSFW and suggestive content is not allowed. It makes mod uncomfortable.
- No trying to harm and/or kill Mister Barrel.
- When I say stop, STOP.
- Tickle asks are allowed, just don't be a creep or weirdo about it.
- Magic anons are also allowed.
- Please do not ask for donations.
- Respect me and the people I roleplay with.
- If you don't agree with my headcanons, at least respect them.
Mister Barrel will speak in red text.
[Mod will talk in blue.]
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~🦇Other teachers/Staff🦇~
@mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @ask-benedict-ignite @ask-the-alert-brothers @miss-ashachus-cafe
@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @pansexual-music-teacher @ask-principal-grace
~🦇Dearest students🦇~
@ask-margaret-sterling @scotch-the-crafter @ram-the-bully
@engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @sopibub @lesbiansimp177
@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly
@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley
@askmyfpeocs @ask-kali-stuff @ask-amy
~🦇Others🦇~
@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-bloomie @science-au-oliver006 @yourlocalthief-ralph @alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god
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That's everything! Post may be updated if necessary.
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 15 days ago
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YAYYY RAM BLOG HERE XD
I love RAM, honestly the best student ever, so why not show him some love :3
(RAM belongs to Edgyaludon)
Please note, I'm still a bit new to tumblr and rp blogs, so help me out if I'm struggling!!
Admin: @r311-m1n
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This is RAMS appearance:
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RAMS PERSONALITY:
"Ram is a teasing, yet chaotic individual. He's rude to everybody and seems to hold no remorse for that. This makes him one of the many bullies at paper school"
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CANON INFO(FROM WIKI):
-RAM is 18 years old
-He's 5'8ft tall
-Marvin and RAM seem to have a rivalry
-RAM is the Alert Brothers archenemy
-He doesn't take a liking to Mister Barrel
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MY HEADCANONS:
-DEATHLY terrified of the Alert Brothers, probably the only people he's scared of
-He goes by he/them pronouns
-Aromantic lil guy
-RAM can't die permanently. He gets rebuilt by Mister T.R.O.N
-Has a good relationship with the other bullies in the school, sometimes they team up
-His tail can be used as a phone charger!
-His wifi signal determines where the connection works best
-Voice claim is Bluudud from Forsaken
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RULES:
-No NSFW, RAM is a minor, and I am uncomfortable with that
-Harming RAM is fine. Killing is not.
-When I say stop. STOP
-Tickle asks are allowed, just don't be weird or creepy abt it
-Donation asks will be deleted
-DO NOT SPAM THE INBOX
-Respect mod and the people they interact with
-Angst is completely a-okay! Just don't take it too far
-Art requests are fine. Don't expect anything totally awesome tho because it's not a commission
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"RAM will talk like this"
[Mod will talk like this]
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STAFF/TEACHERS:
@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-the-alert-brothers @ask-misscledor-anything @miss-ashachus-cafe @scizz-anatomy-teacher @ask-benedict-ignite
@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-principal-grace
TARGETS FELLOW STUDENTS
@scotch-the-crafter @ask-margaret-sterling @popularkid-basilous
@engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @sopibub @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @edward-the-silly @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid @ask-kali-stuff @askmyfpeocs
OTHERS:
@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god @yourlocalthief-ralph
MOOTS/FRIENDS:
@abreublack @theswedishcatlord101
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That's all for now! Will update if needed
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 18 days ago
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"Uhmm.. I-Is this thing working? Oh. It is.."
"Well, hi there..! M-My name is Scotch! It's nice to meet you!"
"Margret told me about this app, and she convinced me to make a blog, so... Here I am."
★INTRO★
Haiii!!! This is a Scotch roleplay blog! She's a character made by Edgyaludon/Edgyverse :3
She's adorable and one of my favorite characters so why not?
My headcanons for her ★
- Scotch adores arts and crafts, and she enjoys making things for her friends.
- Her closest friends are Margret and Marvin.
- Lesbian in denial-/hj
- She's very shy and timid, but she is also a very good friend and cares for others.
- Her favorite color is obviously pink.
- Her favorite snack is cotton candy.
- If you hurt her feelings, she'll cry... A lot. So please be nice to her :(
- Might have a crush on someone... But she won't say who.
- Extremely ticklish
- Keep glitter glue away from her, she'll make a huge mess with it-
- Can be a bit clingy.
- Loves those scratch-and-sniff stickers.
- Also loves everything that's pink, glittery and pretty :3
- Has autism.
- 16 years old.
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★RULES★
- No NSFW or weird asks. Scotch is a minor.
- Do not spam in the askbox.
- Do not try to hurt/kill Scotch in any way.
- If you do not agree with my headcanons, at least respect them.
- Donation asks will be deleted.
- Respect mod and the people they roleplay with.
- Tickle asks are fine, just don't be a creep.
Scotch talks in pink
[mod talks in blue]
Tags
- #the lil crafter answers = Scotch answering your asks
- #crafting stuff = Random roleplay posts
- #mod talks = Mod talking
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Other students
@ask-margaret-sterling @engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @sopibub @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy
@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly
@emo-kitty-skell @rabies-infested-riley @riley-crazy-kid @silly-pan-robot
@ask-amy @ask-kali-stuff @askmyfpeocs @popularkid-basilous
Teachers/Staff
@ask-mister-barrel @janitor-mister-broomire @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @ask-misscledor-anything @miss-ashachus-cafe @ask-the-alert-brothers @ask-benedict-ignite
@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-principal-grace @mrbasils-cookies
∆lice and Hansel
@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god
Danger au
@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-bloomie
Science au
@science-au-oliver006
That's all! Will update this post if I've forgotten to add something, but that's most likely it.
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 19 days ago
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Haha! You're ticklish!
*continues*
"WHAHAHAHAHA- *SNORT-* WHAHAHAT IS THIHIHIHIS-!?"
*He doesn't know what to do in this situation so he just lets it happen :p*
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 19 days ago
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Can I just-
*starts rapidly tickling his stomach*
"!!!!!"
*Loud-ass cackling, he doesn't know what's going on-*
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 1 month ago
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"What is this Darth Vader breathing noise? Meet Mister Strontium! He's a nice chemistry assistant teacher with a lot of secrets!"
[Mod here. This used to be a Marvin Sterling roleplay blog and was originally gonna be changed into a Count Nihil blog, but I changed my mind and there's no Benedict Ignite roleplay blog yet so why not-]
[Darth Vader from temu look ahh.. 😔/j/silly]
Canon info/My headcanons.
Will start with the canon info first.
- He's a Chemistry assistant teacher.
- Wears a gasmask to hide his identity from Mister Barrel and his father.
- Used to be a bully in the military camp, also used to be in a friend group with Sean, Armitage, and Bullseye.
- A lot smarter than his friends, though he tries to defy his karma.
- He likes goldfish crackers ✨
- BELI∀L Ignis and Elenoa Ignite are his parents.
- He used to have a close relationship with Sean, most likely best friends.
Headcanons
- Barely speaks at all unless he's with someone he knows or trusts.
- Tries to avoid Mister Barrel at all costs, but feels extremely guilty for bullying him so badly when they were younger.
- Sleep deprived and a bit of a workaholic-
- Hates his old friends and wants nothing to do with them.
- May be ticklish.. (Go for his stomach, hips or palms :33)
- A bit uncomfortable with taking off his gasmask in public- Worries Mister Barrel or his father will see him and realize who he is.
- Can purr like a cat ✨
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Rules
- No NSFW or suggestive asks. I'm aware the character I roleplay as is 29, but still-
- Don't be weird or gross in the asks either.
- No trying to harm/kill Benedict.
- Donation asks will be deleted.
Benedict/Mister Strontium will talk like this.
[Mod will talk like this]
Benedict's masked, unmasked and younger appearance.
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Teachers/Staff (FPE and Edgyverse)
@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @pansexual-music-teacher @ask-principal-grace @mrbasils-cookies
@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @miss-ashachus-cafe @ask-the-alert-brothers
Dearest students... (Plus Hansel and ∆lice)
@askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @engels-ask-blog @sopibub @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple
@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly
@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley
@ask-margaret-sterling @ask-amy @askmyfpeocs @ask-kali-stuff @okamithenbwerewolf @ask-elliot-fpe
@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god
Other universes/AUs
@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie
@science-au-oliver006
@ask-paper-aquarium
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 1 month ago
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🧹New intro post🧹
Hello, mod here. This is a roleplay blog for Mister Broomire from FPE Advanced Class/Edgyverse :3
I think he's cool so why not,,/silly
Headcanons 🧹
- Heavily sleep deprived person, the poor guy just wants to sleep for at least a few minutes-
- Also very touch starved, though he refuses to admit it. But he doesn't really reject affection :3
- Despite being pissed off and grumpy almost 24/7, he actually cares deeply about those he's friends with and is really just a big ol' softy.
- Gets pissed off at Hotchkiss for leaving chicken skewer sticks on the floor-
- Can purr, though the sound is very deep.
- Sleeps in the most random places, such as the top of the lockers, the janitor's closet, even on fucking desks-
- Extremely cat-like despite being a wendigo.
- He's Asexual. (And maybe bisexual-)
- He's actually very ticklish :P (Underarms, knees and palms are his worst spots-)
- Enjoys being scratched behind the horns :3
- Has 6 cats- ✨
- He can be a bit chaotic at times when he wants to be 😌
- Has a smoking habit that he won't give up on anytime soon-
- Extremely fast.
- It's canon that he's 10 feet tall.
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Rules 🧹
- No NSFW. I'm aware the guy is 45, but still-
- Don't try to hurt/kill him, though he most likely won't give a fu-
- Magic anons and tickle asks are allowed, just don't be a weirdo about it.
- Please do not ask for donations, I have no money to give you.
- Respect mod, the people they roleplay with, and their headcanons.
- If I don't answer your ask, it's either because I'm sleeping or it makes me uncomfortable.
- Pr0shippers, P3dos, Z00philes, MAPS and other gross people fuck off.
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Fellow staff 🧹
@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @pansexual-music-teacher @ask-principal-grace
@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @scizz-anatomy-teacher @ask-misscledor-anything @mrbasils-cookies
Students 🧹
@abbie-appleboy @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @engels-ask-blog @askclairefpe @sopibub @oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @dragon-pirate-zip @3dward-th3-s1lly @emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley @ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @askmyfpeocs @ask-amy @abbie-the-apple @ask-kali-stuff
∆lice (and Hansel) 🧹
@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god
Other/AU 🧹
@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @ask-paper-aquarium @science-au-oliver006 @jack-bloomie
@yourlocalthief-ralph
[Welp, you've reached the end of the intro post. Congratulations :P]
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*The baby started to fall asleep cutely :3*
*He just remains under the tree with her in his arms, not wanting to wake her up :p*
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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★"Hello everyone! Welcome to the cafe!"★
[You can already guess who this is-]
COUGH COUGH @scizz-anatomy-teacher COUGH-
Obviously this is my roleplay blog for Miss Ashachu. She's a character from the Edgyverse :3
She's a cutie patootie so why not roleplay as her- :P
☕Headcanons☕
• Miss Ashachu is obviously a very sweet woman, she's kind to almost everyone :3
• Hates rude customers- Like a lot-
• Loves her job as the school's cafe owner^^
• Her hair may look delicious, but you can't eat it-
• Loves caramel and chocolate flavored candy :33
• A cat person.
• Extremely ticklish! (Go for her stomach or hips)
• Has attempted baking, though she's still learning-
• Miss Clè'dor's best friend ✨
• She's a lesbian :P
☕Rules☕
• No NSFW or suggestive asks. I'm aware she's an adult, but I'm not comfortable with weird asks-
• No trying to hurt or kill Miss Ashachu.
• Magic asks and tickle asks are allowed, just don't be weird about it.
• Donation asks will be deleted.
• Respect mod and the people they roleplay with.
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"Miss Ashachu speaks like this"
[Mod speaks like this]
☕Tags☕
#order up ! ☕ = Answered asks.
#making drinks ☕🧉 Random posts.
#mod yaps ★ = Out of character.
Miss Ashachu's drink menu ~★
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☕Other staff members!☕
@ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-principal-grace @ask-the-alert-brothers
☕Dear students!☕
@ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @askclairefpe @claire-the-silly @engels-ask-blog @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @sopibub @abbie-appleboy @abbie-the-apple
@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @dragon-pirate-zip @3dward-th3-s1lly
@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley
@askmyfpeocs @ask-kali-stuff @askkeithandkatherine-fpe
@ask-amy
@popularkid-basilous
☕Alice and Hansel!☕
@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god
☕ Science AU and Danger AU!☕
@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-oliverrr @danger-bloomie @science-au-oliver006
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*the baby started to cuddle into his arms, getting ready to sleep :3*
*He smiles softly, humming a quiet tune and gently rocking her back and forth to help her fall asleep*
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*the baby giggled, proud of her first word :D*
*He feels proud of her as well :3*
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*after a few tries, the baby said her first word*
"Hi..!"
*the baby said :3*
":O"
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*the baby looked at you and is trying to say something like "hi"*
*His eyes lit up a little, and he tilts his head curiously*
"...?"
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*the baby justs snuggles into your arms, feeling comfortable :3*
*He sits against a nearby tree, sitting in a more comfortable position as he looked down at her*
"So tiny.... I might as well look over you, little one."
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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"You'll never find someone better than me~!"
[Mod @pansexual-music-teacher here again- This used to be a Mister Shapely roleplay blog, but I've decided to change it :p]
This is now a Basilous roleplay blog because I think he's neat :3
Headcanons for Basilous 👑
• He studies hard and is very rich, he could buy the whole damn school if he wanted to-
• He's very cocky and is sometimes rude and self-centered, but he is kind towards those who respect him.
• He can act like a brat sometimes-
• Hates whoever seems more popular than him, and will do anything he can to steal their spotlight.
• Doesn't like Mister Barrel, he's extremely jealous of him ;-;
• Sometimes turns things into a competition, he always thinks he has to be better than everyone else.
• Drama queen-
• Likes chicken nuggets a lot. If you have any, he will most likely steal them from you-
• He's ticklish!! :3
• Extremely cat-like, can even purr, hiss and yowl like one.
• Brushes his tail 3 times a day, so it's very soft and fluffy.
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Rules
• No NSFW or suggestive asks. Basilous is a minor.
• Gaza/Donation asks will be deleted.
• Magic anons are allowed.
• Tickle asks are also allowed, just don't be a creep or weirdo-
• Don't try to hurt/kill Basilous, he's literally 15-
• Respect mod, their headcanons, and the people they roleplay with.
"Basilous speaks like this".
[Mod speaks like this.]
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Staff! (FPE/Edgyverse)
@math-teacher-who-loves-oreos @miss-bloomies-science-class @wendigo-language-teacher @pansexual-music-teacher @best-art-teacher-miss-sasha @ask-principal-grace @ask-mister-barrel @mister-hotchkiss-craft-teacher @janitor-mister-broomire @ask-misscledor-anything @scizz-anatomy-teacher @mrbasils-cookies @ask-the-alert-brothers
Students!
@oliversoapeater-official @zip-the-chaos-child @3dward-th3-s1lly
@abbie-appleboy @lana-and-her-sockpuppets @askclairefpe @engels-ask-blog @sopibub
@emo-kitty-skell @riley-crazy-kid @rabies-infested-riley
@ask-margaret-sterling @marvin-sterlinggg @ask-elliot-fpe
@askmyfpeocs @ask-kali-stuff @asksylviaandsimon-fpe @askkeithandkatherine-fpe
∆lice and Hansel-
@alice-monstrous-princess @cannibalistic-forest-god
Other
@danger-abbie @danger-zipster @danger-bloomie @science-au-oliver006 @ask-paper-aquarium @ask-miller @official-crazie @askskary @agethath3silly @viviansmagicshop @cannibalistic-forest-monster @ask-amy @askannifpeocanything @yourlocalthief-ralph
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[That's everything! Will update this post if I ever have to. But that should be all :333]
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*The baby smiled as a response :3*
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*He smiles back. He would usually eat children but he'll spare her-*
"So tiny... You shouldn't be out here by yourself, little one."
*He carefully picks her up, holding her in his arms*
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cannibalistic-forest-god · 2 months ago
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*cutely gives you this baby that I found :3*
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*dw, she won't cause any trouble T^T..*
"A baby...?"
*He crouches down, looking at her.*
"How odd... I would've never thought to see such a young human here.."
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