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jk rowling has done irreparable damage to the wand community. i’m sorry that she wasn’t imaginative enough to think up anything more complex than a stick—but here are some real wands that real wizards use daily:

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sweden should’ve sat there and shared the food. we only knew them for flatpack furniture now look what they’ve done to themselves

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The same people who say they don’t trust teachers to choose books and curriculum somehow want us to believe they trust that the same teachers can be armed and able to kill heavily armed and armored school shooters.

These people are fucking liars. They don’t care about the kids or the teachers or fetuses or vets or or or.

They are just piles of human excrement. What comes out of their mouths is imbecilic misdirection

We should not waste another minute reasoning with piles is excrement. We shouldn’t be doing anything but calling them out for the fukking liars they are.

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Can you people stop watering down "purity culture." It is about evangelical abuse of young people esp girls. It is not about discourse on the internet. Find another phrase

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Well, yeah. People aren’t choosing to become police to protect and serve. They’re becoming police so they can harass and murder people with no consequences.

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There is no religion that glorifies guns, just fake religious types on a power-grab.

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If you still call tumblr the hellsite you haven’t seen twitter’s recent discourse over whether short women can be loved for anything other than a fetish

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I think the historical treatment of left handed people is objectively the funniest form of bigotry mankind has ever displayed

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This is to pride discourse like when a new guy comes into the wrestling ring w a chair. Absolute mayhem to the discursive ecology

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I hate how white people invented the we don’t owe each other anything mindset

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[end of infinity war, thanos is about to snap]

Loki: stop right there, Thanos!!

Thanos: ?

Loki: I am Loki, of Asgard, and you’ve u’d your last wu, you’ve nu mă’d your last iei, you’ve caramelled your last dansen, you’ve gaunted your last let, ra ra’d your last rasputin, you’ve rick’d your last roll, you’ve breasted your last boobily, you’ve– are you ready yet? I’m running out of things to say!

Thor: *swings stormbreaker, decapitating thanos instantly*