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Saying that a certain group of people is too privileged to complain about the way that things are is its own sort of defense of the status quo

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i love how almost all Mechanicus cultists are hunched over with the worst case of shrimp posture ever. it looks like a gust of wind could blow them over if they dared to annoy a single machine spirit in their augmentations

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It’s been a while since this post but I came across it at 5am so let me share a fun biology fact with you

Tanning for leather is achieved using tannins. This is a fact. Another fun fact is that every single animal (down to individuals) have the precise amount of tannins in their brain to tan their skin. Very cool!

You guys ever think about the fact Konrad probably had to make the human leather himself? Like surely, walking around with raw skin isnt practical.

He probably goes through the trouble of fleshing and brain tanning, hell, the sun of Nostromo is dying, so he might need some fancy lumens to get the skin to dry up quicker

Such a relaxing hobby im sure of it

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You guys ever think about the fact Konrad probably had to make the human leather himself? Like surely, walking around with raw skin isnt practical.

He probably goes through the trouble of fleshing and brain tanning, hell, the sun of Nostromo is dying, so he might need some fancy lumens to get the skin to dry up quicker

Such a relaxing hobby im sure of it

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using google keyboard alchemy to create the most miserable emojis possible

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he wars on my hammer til i 40k

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Do it for the meme. http://blinkingguy.com

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Also his sons are wonderful. Sevetar? Talos? They serve, I am afraid.

i don't understand you people. me when i just. what. you want wiry grimy skinny creepy? ok whatever. whatever. i will stay lord of the beefcakes. whatever. more beef for me

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I mean, I can’t find him sexy because I can’t find anything sexy, but damn he is attractive in a weird screwed up way.

he ain't that sexy on top of you he really isn't.

warmup. i got talked into drawing this guy. i guess you spend enough time with goths and they WILL talk you into drawing this guy sooner or later.

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He’s great actually. You really nailed the facial expression of sheer disgust. I feel like he’s looking at a dead rotting fish on the beach.

he ain't that sexy on top of you he really isn't.

warmup. i got talked into drawing this guy. i guess you spend enough time with goths and they WILL talk you into drawing this guy sooner or later.

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Many of you have been asking if I intend to step up as the next Pope. I wanted to confirm that yes, I will be Throwing My Hat Into The Ring. I have submitted the beginnings of my New Bible to the Vatican: a stage play retelling of the book of Genesis... complete with guest star Vriska Homestuck and Active Audience Participation

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Not OP but the tome keepers are successors of ultramarines. they do a lot of data analysis and history gathering along with regular shooty-mc-bad-guy space marine shenanigans. They are the ultimate nerds.

tome keepers are a chapter, i wasn’t accusing anything i was just think of cute ideas… 🧎‍♀️‍➡️

oh word? i didn't know that. tell some more?

there's so many chapters lol

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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Secret seventh option: this hawk.

i wouldn't draw space marines with an adopted baby. but you know what? they can have a dog. or something

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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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a little concerned about Wade

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I definitely slot pretty neatly into the warrior general category with occasional lapses to plauge pit.

A friend and I were discussing what we're like when we're sick and we decided people usually fall into one of these five 'sick modes': *Everyone is probably multiple of these at different times depending on how sick they are and with what but we think most people have a mode they default to and become more often than the others*

Delicate Consumptive Victorian: you feel tragic and mournful but also beautiful in a sad way, you are in bed, sipping hot tea, others should quietly whisper about how you are too good for this world, too beautiful, too tragic... And bring you more tea

Sick Dog: you are curled up in a ball, you don't want anything, you don't need anything, but it would be nice if others could still ask you if you need anything

Sickly Child Emperor: you are dying and it's everyone else's problem, you need pillows, no! you need soup, no! You need absolute silence or you will not be the first one to die today

Plague Pit: you are curled up probably on the floor, no one touch you, no one look at you, this is between you and God and you already know He has no mercy left for you

Warrior General: you are not sick. You are in perfect health and you don't know why anyone would think otherwise. Illness is an enemy that can be intimidated and you must remain strong for your men! (You are going to pass out at the most inconvenient moment possible)