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You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69

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"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

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Inflict wounds

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DIMENSION 20: ON A BUS ▶ GAME CHANGER: FOOL'S GOLD (S7E8, 2025)

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DIMENSION 20: ON A BUS ▶ GAME CHANGER: FOOL'S GOLD (S7E8, 2025)

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atp the only way we’re going to get out of this ai shit while people’s brains are still semi intact is to start bribing influencers and tiktokers into saying chatgpt is cringe and it emits a frequency that blocks your divine energy which can only be channeled back by reading a book and talking to your friends

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hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

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No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

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who the Simon snow characters would stan if they read the Simon snow series:

Baz: simon. he’s gay for a good hero & also a himbo. He cried so hard during wayward son tht he threw up. He wrote 1 (one) fix-it fic after reading wayward son but he’d never admit to it. Simon found it once so he deleted it

Simon: ebb. he thinks her story is so sad :( but also omg look at her go. Oh dang she’s not even in the second book wtf. I guess Baz is ok but why r u so dramatic abt being a vampire when it’s literally so cool

Penny: nobody she thinks they’re all juvenile. She read carry on because Shepard wouldn’t stop talking abt it but she thought wayward son was overly dramatic. She read awtwb because she couldn’t just leave it unfinished. By the end she still thinks they’re all idiots. If she had to pick one she thinks niamh is practical and understandable.

Shepard: Simon. He is the main character so it makes sense and also he’s like a dragon but a mage but also not a mage but also not a dragon? He’s confused and he wants to know more. What the fuck when do we learn more

Agatha: Lucy. men ruin everything

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Average Game Changer contestant walks onto the set suspicious and shaking and afraid for their life. Honorary President of Dropout Vic Michealis walks onto that set knowing damn well that nothing Sam has planned can ever be worse then what they’re going to do to him, and they haven’t even decided what that is yet.

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sevvy sticker sheet im hopin to have for...idk lbx probably. + drawing i had lying around from the s2 finale

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Adam Scott recreates the iconic “Do you think a depressed person could make this?” meme from Parks and Recreation with a Mark S(cout) figurine from Severance | August 16, 2025

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Inverted ballpoint pen drawing!! The first picture is what I drew and the second picture is the inverted final piece

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To me in 2016: if youre still on this website, fuck you but i understand

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To the person anonymously writing slowburn office lady yuri in my DMs

I don't know why you've chosen me for this harassment campaign you've embarked on. I don't know why you feel that my DMs are a better medium for this story than, I don't know, posting them on a writing website?? Or on your own blog??? And most importantly, I don't know why you are laboring under the delusion that I can't report you just because you are sending the chapters anonymously -- I can in fact, and you would be IP banned.

I'm issuing you this ultimatum right now:

Stop sending me your slowburn office lady yuri

OR

I will report you

OR

Send me the next chapter within 24 hours, because are a fucker for where you left it off, and you have not sent a new chapter in several days. I need to know whether, when they were the only two in the office late at night after a brutal crunch week, and the stars could be seen in the sky due to a power outage on their block, and they talked about life, they actually do kiss or if that's another fakeout, of which you have done MANY.

My patience with you has worn thin. Stop sending me this story, or send me more, or I will report you.

Good night.