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silverborn really passed the vibe check when it went “you know who’s worse than the evilest man who ever lived? the rich”

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Meredith and Morrigan

Ink and pencil colored

07/06/25

The idea is basically Mog using a ghostly hour to learn ballet with her mum and I hope it makes yall as sad as it made me.

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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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I see monster by Dodie in your Jupiter playlist 👀, any deep reasoning?

To me, it's a Jupiter and Bertie song!

As they grow older, Bertie grows disillusioned with the Wunsoc system, the pressure, the privilege, the exclusion. Everything.

Jupiter, however, only seems to get deeper into the system and keeps getting rewarded.

Especially after Rosie disappears and Jupiter becomes obsessed with finding her ("How easily passion twists. You think I'm a crazy bitch"), and they start to fight over it.

Bertie sees Jupiter as the Monster in the song. He's "rotted" in Bertie's brain, completely given himself to the corrupt wunsoc system.

This verse in particular:

"A meter apart, we blankly stare

We shout in our heads, "Are you still in there?"

Well, this ends bad then, we knew it would

So we won't eat our words, 'cause they don't taste good"

Is so them to me. The "you" in "Are you still in there?" referring to the people they were when they were scholars. They were friends once, where did that go?

And the chorus. The only way they know how to communicate anymore is arguing. "Through sharpened teeth".

I'm well about them. I swear.

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You're not immune to being the bully btw. You're not immune to being in the wrong

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dos anyone want to play cars with me .

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its incredibly funny to me that the rest of the internet thinks tumblr is some sort of internet deadzone but every reference they make can be traced back to this website somehow. they dont think they’re quoting a tumblr post from 2011 but they are. they think they came up with goncharov but don’t know it started with a fucking shoe

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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon

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I disappear sometimes. It’s my thing.

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When you thought it would be easy peasy lemon squeezy but it turns out to be difficult difficult lemon difficult.

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i have this thing where whenever i look at a digital clock around half ten it ALWAYS says 10:34. ALWAYS. i have seen the time "10:34" more than i've seen any other time. what does this mean

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was referring to a book i own and i said “i have it on book”

is it so over for me

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The next time I see Donald Trump trending on this god forsaken website, it better fucking look like this.

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Generative AI has destroyed academia.

In the next few decades we’re going to have thousands of people who don’t really know anything, and can’t do any critical thinking.

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Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

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Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS