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Te-Fi vs. Ti-Fe

Te: It’s not always important to understand all the intricate details of a situation in order to gain a sense of logic or rationality. It’s more important to take action than to spend too much time asking questions. Logic is a fairly universally defined concept; you can see if a plan is efficient, a system works, data/facts support a statement, etc. The outcome is the most important concept of logic, and it is an objective measurement. 

Fi: However, it is important to recognize the subjectivity involved in morality. In fact, morality is a made-up concept created by humans and morals are inherently illogical. The most important part of moral values is the process of personal experience and questioning that goes along with it. We can’t just accept moral laws without personally questioning them and putting them into context of our own lives and beliefs. 

OR

Ti: The most important part of logic is the internal process of reasoning for each individual. Exercising our intellect, questioning the rationality of a process, and being able to understand why we think certain things are logical or not is extremely important. We can’t just accept logic for how it appears on the surface, we have to personally understand why something makes sense. Everyone’s internal process of arriving at an answer is different. 

Fe: Fundamentally, humans have values in order to affect their outward and societal interactions. At the end of the day, it is more important how we treat each other and the people we decide to be than our internal debate about morality. There are certain qualities that we as humans have recognized and valued (ex: kindness, altruism, honesty) because there is a certain universality in morality. It would be pointless to debate the concept of morality and never act in a moral way, that is the most important outcome of the situation. 

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The Types as Words I Like

ENFJ: effervescent–light and bubbly, charming and captivating–but what’s the reason?

ENFP: firefly–little flashes and dashes of hope and beauty, and excitement and joy

ENTJ: crimson–thicker and darker than red, more eloquent and confident than scarlet

ENTP: soliloquy–being so enraptured with a thing that you go on about it despite whoever might hear your passion

ESFJ: cloy–stickily sweet, like a cinnamon bun, but with traces of a steely backbone underneath

ESFP: flicker–lightning or crackling fire; warm and soft or electrifying and deadly

ESTJ: antiquity–dusty and dusky and well-aged with time; subtly sure with underestimated strength

ESTP: bundle–of books? of joy? of secret treasures wrapped in wool cloth? the fun is in discovering

INFJ: whisper–soft and sweet and gentle, not conveying the true power of the voice

INFP: reminisce–to gaze at nothing and daydream, remembering the by-gone and things that were

INTJ: ethereal–otherworldly, light, untouchable, made with substance you can never be sure of understanding

INTP: labyrinth–a maze of mystery and a tangle of thoughts; where will you go? where have you been?

ISFJ: aurora–a phenomenon; scientific magic; you can explain it, but when you see it, it’s too surreal to be real

ISFP: dawn–when the sun peeks over the horizon and paints the sky with promising hues

ISTJ: sylvan–having to do with forest or woods; pastoral and intriguing; common yet captivating

ISTP: twilight–that moment just as Earth is introduced to the glory of the heavens

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things i want people to take to heart

extroverts: you’re not shallow.

introverts: you’re not alone.

intuitives: you’re not weird.

sensors: you’re not boring.

thinkers: it’s okay to feel.

feelers: it’s okay to think.

judgers: it’s okay to relax.

perceivers: it’s okay to be stressed.

fi doms: you’re the nicest people i’ve met.

ti doms: you’re the most interesting people i’ve met.

ni doms: you’re not too complex to understand.

si doms: you’re really fun to be around.

fe doms: you’re the backbone of society.

te doms: you’re the logic in our lives.

ne doms: you’re what gives us hope.

se doms: you’re what allows us to enjoy ourselves.

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The NTs- Before and After you get to know them

The XNTJs:

Before: They seem cold, maybe a little arrogant, a bit of a know-it-all

After: Wow! They’re actually really great people once you get to know them

The XNTPs:

Before: They’re kinda weird, but they seem nice enough

After: oh my god they’re insane! THEY’RE FUCKING INSANE!

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mbti guys vs mbti girls (how it differs)

THIS IS SUCH AN INTERESTING QUESTION, thank you for asking it!

INTP

Girl - Puns and Sarcasm™, pretends she doesn’t have friends, pays attention to people though, so loyal, can’t wait for college, has issues with the practical side of life, makes art with eyeliner.

Boy - The Biggest Introvert Ever, except when you start talking about their favourite subjects, co-dependent relationship with his best-friend, acts careless but has a lot of feelings, (tries to) make things work with his parents. 

ENTP

Girl - Nerdy and popular, obsessed with comic books and movies, has no sense of priorities, “FIGHT ME”, has ambition, knows everyone and everyone knows her, way too many feelings at once or coldest ice queen ever. 

Boy - Horrible puns, mythology nerd, probably an atheist, creates useless junk 24/7, always creating something, has no sense of priorities either, expresses emotions facially, “Let’s start a revolution”.

INTJ

Girl - Is silently processing if you will be worth her time, likes to draw, wants to change things, expresses affection through actions rather than words, resting bitch-face, quiet until triggered, psychologically strong.

Boy - Remembers things until it gets creepy, great sense of style, resting bitch-face (must be an Ni-dom thing), principally interested in testing theories out irl, either very interested in sports or trips over self 24/7, posh nerd.

ENTJ

Girl - Plots 24/7, is the friend in a relationship or perpetually single, enjoys studying economics and politics, great sense of style, competitive and ambitious af, what doesn’t kill her better run, intuitive but practical, eye-rolls. 

Boy - Extravert who likes to pretend he’s an introvert, crushes all the rules to create his own, constantly well-dressed, loves aesthetics, ambitious af, refuses to admit when they’re wrong, charismatic, dad humour.

ISFP

Girl - Oblivious concerning other people’s feelings, has a co-dependent relationship with her best friend, is obsessed with aesthetics and Pinterest, romantic, is actually pretty organised, treadmill runner. 

Boy - Wide array of hobbies most likely including photography, film-making, and exercising, quiet loner who comes out of shell at parties, has three close friends, enjoys philosophical/symbolic conversations. 

ISTP

Girl -  The Cynic™, really smart, owns a bike, probably into photography too, rebellious streak, either completely rejects makeup or is incredibly good at it, oblivious concerning responsibilities, people’s feelings better watch out.

Boy - Great sense of style, really smart, hair on fleek, unexpected opinions who happen to also be extremely sharp, quiet loner, pokerfaced 24/7, has three friends, subtle humour, very salty, wants or owns a motorbike.

ESFP

Girl -  Human labrador, hug attacks, attracted to all things fire and passion, organisation skills put to use when planning events for friends, impulsive af, 10/10 for style, interested in psychology and symbolism, laughs a lot.

Boy - Jokes 24/7, loves food and wine, wants a fun relationship, is a teddy-bear, is good at everything except staying calm for more than 10 seconds, everybody loves him, fierce friend, uses humour to cover up insecurities.

ESTP

Girl - Really cool, mood swings though, wants to travel the world and work as a secret agent, really into art and history, dates a lot, candid laugh, hates to read, crushes on select celebrities, really loyal towards their best friend.

Boy - Always finds a way to get his own, really fit, independent in all kinds of relationship, knows everyone, absolutely restless, probably has anxiety, humour to cover the wounds, sportswear or really classy.

INFJ

Girl - Nervous laugh, wants to save everyone, has a personal vendetta against Trump, very distant towards people she doesn’t know, great sense of style, SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE, very attracted to nature, graceful.

Boy - “Surely there’s more to life than this”, extraverts quite easily, wants to help everyone, daydreams a lot, anxious 24/7, a little socially awkward, makes you feel really at ease, sweet, wise but makes bold moves when under Se.

ENFJ

Girl - Extravert who looks like an introvert, is a social butterfly but craves deepness, aggressively wants everybody to be alright, can be a drama-queen, will fiercely call out the bullies, awkward oversharing.

Boy - Seems to be always happy it’s crazy, candid laugh, everybody loves him, really deep although messes around a lot, acts tough but is a softie, DEBATE IS LIFE, cares about everyone, is frustrated things don’t change.

INFP

Girl - Somehow manages to be both outrageous and cute, either completely stoic or an absolute cupcake, METAPHORS, doesn’t understand people half the time, quiet until passionate, can be really wise.

Boy - Author/poet friend, always a little bit sad, really kind though, an Artist™, owns a dog and/or a guitar, oversized sweaters, unexpected puns, good at Literature, very facially closed-off.

ENFP

Girl - Becomes friends with you in a matter of seconds, chatterbox, outrageous, always up for an adventure, writes sometimes when she’s free from her other 32 hobbies, very random, really weird puns, excited eyes, can be OTT.

Boy - A meme lord, quite chill, has an immediate emotional response to meanness, master procrastinator, is downright outrageous, watches way too many vines, candid laugh, listens to people who cry. 

ISTJ

Girl - Sarcastic but sweet, surprisingly considerate of other people’s feelings at times, doesn’t give two cents about what she looks like, will do anything for her friends, has trust issues though, loves dogs.

Boy - Caring friend, super loyal, dresses simple but classy, listens a lot, has a relatively good relationship with his parents, is a little intimidating at first, works hard plays hard, secret romantic, loves dogs too wtf.

ISFJ

Girl - Fancy colourful jumpers, judgemental af but tries to be nice and accept everyone for who they are 24/7, has 32 different hobbies, incredibly attentive to detail, master procrastinator, great baker, wants to break the rules.

Boy - Attracted to art, has twenty different ideas for jobs and cannot commit to one to save a life, either really quiet or does not know how to shut up, wants everyone to get along, analytical but just needs hugs.

ESTJ

Girl - Will not take your shit if you hurt someone they care about, very vocal in terms of feelings and opinions, trying her best, surprisingly insecure at times, needs attention, ORGANISATION, classy style. 

Boy - Chill until irretrievably triggered, posh clothes, discusses money like nobody’s business, is a good listener though, cab versus public transport, has so many friends, ORGANISATION, secret flirt.

ESFJ

Girl - Remembers the snacks and basically everything else about everyone ever, great at analysing things, has a lot of bottled feelings, gets rid of your social anxiety just like that, either an innocent smol bean or knows wayyy too much. 

Boy - Extravert™, acts like an ESFP half the time, understands people’s decisions, chats and laughs 24/7, can be a little heartless though sometimes, optimistic at all times, very loyal, makes the worst puns.

Here you go! So there are some types that I have only met from one gender, and this is only to be taken as an approximation, since type is not really relative to gender or anything, so I hope I don’t offend anyone. I’m so sorry I’m late, I wanted to make it properly! Have a good day, and take care!

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Why Each Type is Mad at You

INFP: Will never admit it but the thing you said last week on pandas being stupid deeply affected them.

ENFP: “What do you mean you don’t like Beckett?” Yea they’ll talk to you again and forget though, no worries

INFJ: *long sigh* “So the thing I said would happen happened, didn’t it? That’s crazy, tell me more.”

ENFJ: “Oh, so you think dating your jerk of an ex again is a good idea? THINK TWICE HONEY”

INTP: You’re not displaying enough open-mindedness. If so - argumentative glares ahead.

ENTP: You’re trying to make them be serious when they’re having fun, aka debating, which will weird them out, as they don’t perceive their behaviour as aggressive (and most often it’s not).

INTJ: You’re misinformed and unyielding. Silent staring outside the window ahead.

ENTJ: They think your opinion is faulty, and they’re not mad, that’s just how they respond to the outside world.

ISTJ: “So, after three days of squalor, are you going to clean this up?” Yea if it’s a mess they get angry really fast.

ISFJ: They’re never going to show they’re mad, except if you really push them to their limit, and if you hit that point, you’ll come out a different person. ISFJ will not take anymore of your bullshit, ever.

ESTJ: “What do you mean you didn’t have time to do it, you had all afternoon?” Self explanatory.

ESFJ: “She told me she would come and she bailed on me at the last minute, I can’t believe she’d do something like this to me, we were BEST FRIENDS”

ISFP: If you tell or show them you think they’re annoying, they will get moody and aggressive. Beware.

ISTP: Intruding in their alone time when they’re on a project. Like is there anything worse you can do?

ESFP: Judging their look or general outward behaviour in a light they themselves perceive as negative.

ESTP: Openly contradict them in front of their friends and close ones. Behold a world of pain.

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MBTI Types as skies.

INFP:

ENFP:

ISFP:

ESFP:

ISFJ:

ESFJ:

INFJ:

ENFJ:

INTP:

ENTP:

ESTJ:

ISTJ:

ESTP:

ISTP:

ENTJ:

INTJ:

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XXXX: uhmmm… what is XNTP doing?

XNTP: *in a corn field banging pots and pans together* It wOUld bE ReALly COnVeNIeNt iF I goT abDUcTeD rIgHt NoW

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MBTI types in a nutshell

ISFJ

- main comfort in familiarity; strong sense of duty

- overwhelmed by/uncomfortable with new experiences they are unprepared for

- wish for harmony (happiness of the group as the base of society); (often reluctance in taking charge of it)

- possible over-reliance on what they (believe to) know to be true

ISTJ

- main comfort in familiarity; strong sense of duty

- overwhelmed by/uncomfortable with new experiences they are unprepared for

- wish for systems that work smoothly on their own, cutting a body of information down to the necessary; (often reluctance in taking charge of it on a big scale)

- possibly get caught up by how things (and especially they) “should” be (morally/ideally)

INFJ

- careful thought processes to find how everything in life is connected

- uncomfortable with/quickly overwhelmed by too much sensory input (as it makes careful focus on thought more difficult)

- wish for harmony (happiness of the group as the base of society); (often reluctance in taking charge of it)

- possible over-reliance on what they (believe to) know to be true

INTJ

- careful thought processes to find how everything in life is connected

- uncomfortable with/quickly overwhelmed by too much sensory input (as it makes careful focus on thought more difficult)

- wish for systems that work smoothly on their own, cutting a body of information down to the necessary; (often reluctance in taking charge of it on a big scale)

- possibly get caught up by how things (and especially they) “should” be (morally/ideally)

ESFJ

- creating and maintaining harmony as main drive (happiness of the group as the base of society)

- ignoring of/uncomfortable with reveal of “the truth”/objective fact if it interferes with sense of group-harmony

- wish for feeling of familiarity as it is comforting to them

- seek novelty as a way of getting away from their usual life (although often scary); (often avoidance behaviour)

ESTJ

- main drive to create and improve systems that work smoothly on their own, cutting a body of information down to the necessary

- uncomfortable with/overwhelmed by own deep emotions as they are irrational and “are bound to create mistakes”

- wish for feeling of familiarity as it is comforting to them

- seek novelty as a way of getting away from their usual life (although often scary); (often avoidance behaviour)

ENFJ

- creating and maintaining harmony as main drive (happiness of the group as the base of society)

- ignoring of/uncomfortable with reveal of “the truth”/objective fact if it interferes with sense of group-harmony

- wish to figure out how everything is connected; use their conclusions as a tool for their main drive

- seek physical excitement as a way of getting away from their usual life (often avoidance behaviour)

ENTJ

- main drive to create and improve systems that work smoothly on their own, cutting a body of information down to the necessary

- uncomfortable with/overwhelmed by own deep emotions as they are irrational and “are bound to create mistakes”

- wish to figure out how everything is connected; use their conclusions as a tool for their main drive

- seek physical excitement as a way of getting away from their usual life (often avoidance behaviour)

INTP

- main drive to know and understand everything that might be interesting; knowing everything means knowing the truth

- dislike of people’s harmony-focus as it might dispute their search of objective truth

- wish to explore everything extensively and leave no possibility out

- avoidance behaviour by sticking to the comfortable and familiar

ISTP

- main drive to know and understand everything that might be interesting; knowing everything means knowing the truth

- dislike of people’s harmony-focus as it might dispute their search of objective truth

- wish to constantly (be able to) be physically reactive to the world 

- possible over-reliance on perceived hidden connections and “recognising” bad intentions

INFP

- main drive to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves

- uncomfortable with people ignoring the complexity of the human mind in favour of cutting something down to the necessary  

- wish to explore everything extensively and leave no possibility out

- avoidance behaviour by sticking to the comfortable and familiar

ISFP

- main drive to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves

- uncomfortable with people ignoring the complexity of the human mind in favour of cutting something down to the necessary

- wish to constantly (be able to) be physically reactive to the world 

- possible over-reliance on perceived hidden connections and “recognising” bad intentions

ENTP

- fast thought processes to freely explore all possibilities without immediate subjective filtering

- uncomfortable with routine and micromanaging as it limits them in finding new topics to explore

- wish to learn and understand everything they might find interesting (possible reluctance in taking time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by convincing other people they’re always right/bringing their point across by resorting to personal (emotionally effective) attacks

ESTP

- main drive to constantly (be able to) physically react to and keep up with the outside world (“tennis hop”); objectively observant

- uncomfortable with intense focus on finding out how things connect on a purely theoretical level as it takes away from focus on physical reality and ability to be reactive

- wish to learn and understand everything they might find interesting (possible reluctance in taking time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by convincing other people they’re always right/bringing their point across by resorting to personal (emotionally effective) attacks

ENFP

- fast thought processes to freely explore all possibilities without immediate subjective filtering

- uncomfortable with routine and micromanaging as it limits them in finding new topics to explore

- wish to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves (possible reluctance in taking the time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by reacting aggressively either verbally or physically (slamming doors more often than physical violence); appearing impersonal and “cold” or “cutting”

ESFP

- main drive to constantly (be able to) physically react to and keep up with the outside world (“tennis hop”); objectively observant

- uncomfortable with intense focus on finding out how things connect on a purely theoretical level as it takes away from focus on physical reality and ability to be reactive

- wish to have an extensive understanding of the human (emotional) experience and their own selves (possible reluctance in taking the time for it)

- possible avoidance behaviour by reacting aggressively either verbally or physically (slamming doors more often than physical violence); appearing impersonal and “cold” or “cutting”

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Hey I was wondering can you describe what real life types would look like and how to spot them in your family and friends?

Enneagram will shape these somewhat.

ENFJ: focused on group dynamics and a sense of ‘we’ within their family and/or larger social group, accompanied by strong singular insights / total faith in their intuitive reading into situations and people’s motives.

INFJ: total faith in their abstract conclusions and/or insights in reading between the lines, sometimes seems detached from reality, generally polite and/or focused on social appropriateness in order to get things done, often has a strong sense of internal rationalization to back up their impressions. Interested in discussion of abstract concepts and principles.

ENFP: primarily preoccupied with ideas (philosophy, psychology, etc) and discussion of them, tends to pride themselves on originality within their ideas, focuses mostly on people and relationships, tends to be indecisive and reverse positions a lot, but also has strong moral opinions and is often blunt.

INFP: primarily focused on their sense of right and wrong, prone to making quick ethical judgments, tends to pride themselves on creative thinking and new ideas, changes their mind often (not on ethics, but everything else), tends to be indecisive and reverse positions a lot, but is also sentimental and prone to falling into ‘comfortable’ routines that make them semi-resistant to change.

ENTJ: business-minded and decisive, often blunt and driven to success by objective standards, usually has a vision and/or trust in their singular insights, talks a lot about futuristic patterns without a personal focus (business trends, how an impersonal system will not work in the future and/or how it will change).

INTJ: slow to reach an intuitive conclusion but once fixed, not inclined to change their mind; trusts their intuitive perceptions, visions, and insights, focused on business and achieving financial independence and success, but sometimes prone to hesitation in acting to make their vision a reality. Interested in discussion of abstract concepts and principles.

ENTP: primarily preoccupied with ideas (science, technology, philosophy, psychology, etc) and discussion of them, tends toward rationalization and poking holes in bad systems, wants to be liked and/or seeks affirmation (and sometimes provokes people to get an emotional response), has ‘soft’ moral views and a self-generated argument to back all of them up.

INTP: slow and systematic in their approach, sometimes speaks in high abstractions others find difficult to follow or understand; wants to establish the framework of the discussion before engaging, tends to reverse their own positions (if not rational) and consider things from multiple perspectives, but prone to falling into comfortable ‘routines’ that make them ‘fussy.’

ESFJ: focused on group dynamics and a sense of ‘we’ within their family, often traditional and prone to changing their minds / perspectives, does not always trust their intuitive perceptions and may seek external validation from them on others (who can ‘test’ or ‘agree with’ their ideas).

ISFJ: seems detached from the external world, and more inclined to define their life by a set of self-imposed preferences, likes a slower and steadier approach, doesn’t care for too abstract of themes or discussions, but will go into them if others lead them there; generally polite and/or focused on social appropriateness in order to get things done, often has a strong sense of internal rationalization to back up their impressions.

ESTJ: business-minded and decisive, often blunt and driven to success by objective standards, prone to traditionalism to a degree, tends to trust established methods more than newer ones (unless proof is given of their success), only intuitively reads into things when necessary and never with a fixed sense of certainty in the outcome.

ISTJ: seems detached from the external world, and more inclined to define their life by a set of self-imposed preferences, likes a slower and steadier approach, often focused on the factual details involved in situations, history, people, places, and things; focused on business and achieving financial independence and success, butlargely disinterested in abstract concepts and/or discussions they cannot see as ‘useful’ to the situation.

ESFP: pattern of interest in something only to abandon it, focused primarily on new experiences and the here and now, sometimes neglectful of thinking in the long term, focus lies in being true to oneself and in people and relationships; tends to act on their emotions, but also has strong moral opinions and is often blunt. Much more aggressive in engaging in arguments than ENFPs.

ISFP: primarily focused on their sense of right and wrong, prone to making quick ethical judgments and acting immediately on them, without over-thinking or second-guessing themselves; becomes fixated on singular outcomes and is defensive of and protective of their singular conclusions (this can be seen as stubbornness in Ne/Si or Si/Ne axis types).

ESTP: pattern of interest in something only to abandon it, focused primarily on new experiences and the here and now, sometimes neglectful of thinking in the long term, tends toward rationalization and poking holes in bad systems, wants to be liked and/or seeks affirmation (and sometimes provokes people to get an emotional response), has ‘soft’ moral views and a self-generated argument to back all of them up.

ISTP: detached, systematical and rational, often most interested in frameworks and personal rationality, but hesitant to take too quick of action until they have considered the ramifications; prone to action and impulse without over-thinking or second-guessing themselves; becomes fixated on singular outcomes and tends to place little focus on but also trust their intuitive singular insights.

- ENFP Mod

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MBTI Types as Things We Don’t Talk About

ENFJ: Obscure soda flavors at gas stations

ENFP: The unreasonable plans for the future we had as children

ENTJ: Amazingly intricate origami seen online

ENTP: Idioms we know but never use in conversation

ESFJ: Childhood friends we don’t talk to anymore

ESFP: Our go-to restaurants for specific events

ESTJ: Being pushed forward in the car a bit before it stops

ESTP: $.50 toy and candy dispensers in grocery stores and malls

INFJ: Drawings left in textbooks or bathroom stalls

INFP: Small rainbows on the wall or floor on sunny days

INTJ: Marveling at how quickly the clouds are moving

INTP: Random trivia we’ve accumulated over the years

ISFJ: Strangers we never saw again but still remember

ISFP: Rubbing a necklace or a charm for good luck

ISTJ: The extensive selection of fake plants at craft stores

ISTP: Being in a room with many lights and having a bunch of shadows all around

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If you “don’t do feelings lol” and don’t care about hurting other people, you’re not a Thinker. You’re an asshole.

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MBTI Types as Random Quirks to Add to Your Character

INFP: Makes small noises to cheer people up or fill the silence

INFJ: Subconsciously messes with/braids/twists their hair when they’re thinking

INTP: Puts their music on repeat and gets upset when they become sick of it

INTJ: Satirically switches to formal speaking/texting style if they feel awkward

ISFP: Takes a lot of pictures to look back on when they are sad

ISFJ: Their voice gets 300% softer in an instant when trying to comfort someone

ISTP: Really enjoys physical affection but doesn’t ask for it ever

ISTJ: Taps people on the shoulder to get them to look the other way, then laughs affectionately

ENFP: Lip sings (sometimes to people) even when the music is only in their head

ENFJ: Is very active and ends up with a bunch of random bruises because of it

ENTP: Can’t get anything done if their friend is next to them

ENTJ: Goes out of their way to offer in-the-moment help like fixing other people’s clothes

ESFP: Smiles at and entertains their reflection when they think no one is around

ESFJ: Uses the act of random favors as an excuse to talk to someone

ESTP: Turns their music up way louder than necessary to feel it surround them

ESTJ: Tries to be productive when they are stressed or sad to distract and calm them down

These are all things that I do or have noticed other people do (so if you hit up the ask box with questions I can easily rant about any of these for a while)

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The Types and Protest Signs

ESFP:

ISFP:

ESFJ:

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ESTP:

ISTP:

ESTJ:

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ENFP:

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The Types as Friends

INTP: Cares about you but will text you once every three months to talk to you about some random fact they'll have found then and that they want to talk about, will smile if they really like you, but resting bitch face most of the time, will ask awesome crazy questions 24/7, is a loveable mix of purity and mischief.

ENTP: You never really know if you're friends or not, will cheer you up with memes, if they mock you they like you, either quiet or talks ALL THE TIME, smirks a lot, only listens to drama to make it escalate.

INTJ: Ultra calm and quiet, will give you the best advice on any given topic, sarcasm buddy, will send you weird videos they find funny, is the posh friend, literally the brains of the group.

ENTJ: Will organise your life for you, knows EVERYTHING, gossip is mental stimulation because it consists in a social experiment, silent in the corner and occasionally pops their head out of The Economist to tell you you're doing it wrong.

INFP: Quiet and cute until you get that "wtf happened here, we are so screwed" vibe after they decided it was a good idea to paint glue on the ceiling and throw sparkles at it to redecorate, has lots of feelings, the author friend.

INFJ: Always prevents you from doing the worst mistakes, sighs but cares, human rights posts on social media, will reveal their secret talent for impersonations when they're comfortable with you, smiles because they have no idea what's going on.

ENFP: Sets up your playlist for you, makes their own memes, has sparkles in their eyes, hugs some people but doesn't like being hugged back, starts a joke and adorably never makes it to the punchline, is super smart but also very chill.

ENFJ: Glares because they care, makes out they're done with you but they will always be there to listen and to help, "wait, what exa- TOMORROW???", is the group mum although they don't have their shit together half the time.

ISTJ: Is your life saviour, knows everything about everyone in DETAIL, has a secret seduction talent, knows all your flaws and helps you deal through them, posts about how messed up the world is on social media, is never late to any of your appointments.

ESTJ: Rolls their eyes but they still love you, makes and sends PowerPoint presentations of their lives when you live far away, will explain and help you with anything you need to know, has a Five Year Plan for everyone, listens to k-pop and tries to convert you.

ISFJ: Remembers EVERYONE'S birthday, makes cookies, loves the opera, quote their grandparents when giving advice, tells their stories to everyone, organises surprise birthday parties, makes sure everybody gets along just fine.

ESFJ: Is a ball of fluff, has their shit together, loves making aesthetic notes for everyone, "everybody, just get aloooong, pleeeaase?", random cake offerings, knows everyone and everyone loves them but they still lack self-confidence, baby animals posts.

ISFP: Is the cool friend, always looks on point and advises you on what to wear, drags you to all the parties, is always the friend in a relationship, incites you to ditch class, will listen to your rant, posts aesthetic pictures of nature.

ISTP: Will not reply to your texts for ages before they need you to come right now urgently immediately, pretends they don't like drama but they do, will always be there for you, McDonald dates, their sense of sarcasm is unrivalled with.

ESTP: The friend who will convince you to do the most outrageous dare, boasts a lot but it's okay, has 5 passions which have taken over their lives, talks ALL THE TIME, posts cool motorbike stunts or videos of heavy metal concerts.

ESFP: Drama drama drama, writes poems about their crushes, spontaneously throws parties, makes everyone happy, under constant supervision because they're clumsy, laughs at all the jokes, did I mention drama, the fierce person who will shout at anyone who messes with their friends.

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My scientific aesthetic

• scientific metaphors just all the time

• night gatherings for the solution of that equation that we did not have time to analyze at the lecture

• being punished for breaking a test tube (lmao)

• the smell of old books and dust in the library's science room

• constantly googling trying to understand the scientific patterns that explain everyday things

• lab coat is smelling like caustic substances and something medical, but for some reason, you like it

• getting an engineering calculator for the new year as a gift

• playful competition for the status of the smartest in the group

• solving physical problems at the back of the classroom while a history teacher tries to explain the course of World War II