what would you do if you went to a party and they was playing owl city fireflies
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did humans invent math or did we discover it
does math even exist
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How to lose your job in 2 seconds.
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Oh these pies aren’t homemade, they were made in a factory.
A bomb factory.
They’re bombs.
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when i can feel myself being really annoying but i can’t stop
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I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
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isnt it weird that literally everything is made up
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your sketchers don’t even light up so I don’t really think I can trust you as a wingman tonight
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