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my mom opened the door with the keys and i jumped cuz i thought it was my grandpa pls- im not scared of him but the KEYS JINGLE just reminds me of him

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ok but why can i relate to this

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todoroki sees one of those “couple goal” posts on instagram that’s like “when he sends you things that remind you of him 😍😍”

will start to send you the weirdest and most random shit, you will NOT get what he means unless you ask him to explain. sends you a photo of a tv stand he saw at ikea and you’re like uhm???? and he‘s like “the wood is vibrant and shiny like your hair” 😍😍 wow thats amazing thank you so much king

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mhm yeah, im still not sharing my drink with him but i’ll get him a new one instead

also i never said im not your doppelgänger bestie ;)

THE LOVE FEST : maia's 200 follower event

Have any money left, @cant-think-of-a-username? Kuroo Tetsuro would like a mango smoothie!

"You sure you don't want to go down and enjoy yourself at the festival?" Kuroo asks, taking the seat beside you, the two of you being the only ones in the empty classroom. "Mmm, maybe later. I'll stay here for now. You can go if you want to." you sip your mango smoothie, the drink being halfway finished. Kuroo looks at you, laying his head on his arm. "Is it good? Can I try some?" contemplating, you look at him and smile. "No. Go buy your own." he sits up, laughing. "Dee!"

a/n : yk im starting to wonder if ur my doppleganger bc ur personality description is a perfect description of me 🤔

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reblog if you would defend the person you reblogged this from if they got anon hate

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She did THAT

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yk i would have been fine if i didn’t specifically remind her to be careful

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am i proud of this ? idk

would i read it ? absolutely

additional plot twist : oibama wins at last (sorry iwa)

tagging : everyone who would like to do this

okay i have a pretty fun game since i’m curious of how it would work for you guys

so i found THIS romance plot simulator and it’s basically enemies to lovers format plus the added threat of a love triangle

unfortunately the options for gender is just male and female, but i tested it out and would love to see how it went for you!

note :: come up with some sort of last name because if not, it replaces it with a random one (unless you’d like that)

give it a try!

it complimented me too much oml and it insulted my husband BUT jdnwndns here we are >>> THIS IS CHAOS

tagging (just for the sake of curiosity) : @dollops-of-delusion @kitacharm @lia-miya @isenkus @luvrgirlnox @maybeoi @atsuvu + ANYONE (i’m serious about this) who wants to try!!

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ok this is actually so adorable jcncbcbcbxcnbx

and now i want ice cream 🧍‍♀️

congratulations on 200 followers !!

ihope im not late to the event chdbxhdhd

my name is dee

i go by she/her pronouns and prefer males

i like doing things like painting, baking, reading, and playing video games

i love rain, the night, winter and basically anything dark and cool. i also am a big fan of cats, tea, ramen, and ice cream. i appreciate people who are very observant and can read others behaviors and such

i really hate sunny days and the sun in general (its too much heat for me). i also hate being told what to do or to be looked down on.

i am a very introverted person who hates going to any sort of social gathering unless im dragged to it. i have a multitude of mood swings that even i barely know how to deal with myself. i am very sarcastic, blunt, and like to keep my privacy. i have a terrible fear of failure but the terrible habit of procrastination too. my love language is quality time and physical touch. i really have no dream or ambition in life as of right now and i often neglect my own health without even noticing at times.

my ideal s/o would be a person that is patient enough with me. someone who is willing to understand where all of my habits and thoughts are coming from and not judge me for them. i also need someone that can balance me out but also is not someone too energetic that i can’t keep up at all.

i am pairing you withㅡAkaashi Keiji

↬ srsly, who handles bokuto's meltdowns and moodswings better than akaashi? he literally just look at him and be like "here we go again." then assess which approach should he use. people might see him as blank or expressionless but i think that's because most of the time he would rather sit back and observe people around him and honestly that's so attractive of him. additionally, he can be like your personal coach, you know what i mean? i think he's the type of person to push you into doing more because he knows about your potential and at the end of the day he welcomes you with a smile saying he's proud of you. (can u feel my softness for him?? fsjshsjsj) with all that being said, i think those characteristics would balance you out making the two of you a healthy couple :)

today isn't your best day. probably because of the scorching heat that's burning your skin or maybe because of the pile of tasks you have to accomplish within the unattainable limited timeframe your teacher set.

just thinking of the your long list of to-do list makes you grunt outloud. for now, you push the thought away and focus on blaming the weather for pulling your mood down. you are never really a fan of toasting your skin under the sun, for you it just doesn't make sense. why deal with the heat and sweat when you have a choice to chill under the shade or spend the time indoors with the air conditioning machine turned on and while you enjoy your ice cream.

just like archimede's eureka moment, your sense of jubilee rushes back to you as pick up a brilliant idea from your train of thoughts. ice cream and an air conditioned room?

sounds like a plan.

you push yourself off from your seated position as you stride your way to the nearest convenience store around the block. shortly, you reach your destination. you push the door open making the wind chime hanged on top of glass door clink.

"welcome." the boy with a cap on behind the counter greets you rather flatly. he didn't bother glancing up to you as he busy himself with scanning the bar codes of the items presented to him.

you walk around the store. although, you came here for the ice cream you just want to stroll around to see if there are any items that are more tempting than an ice cream. you scan the place and see tons of cold drinks like slushies and canned soda that can replenish the heat but your senses are called when you hear the ice cream machine vibrates as the man with a black cap on pulls the lever down.

nothing beats a good ice cream, you thought.

you immediately walk to the counter to stand behind a woman who's telling the boy his order. the boy presses on the buttons of the cashier. the small machine next to it prints the receipt. he tears the receipt from the printer before handing it to the woman.

he turns around and open a cabinet full of ice cream cones. he gets one, closes it using his elbow, and pulls the lever down. the machine once again judders. nothing sounds better to you than an ice cream machine vibrating.

today, that's your favorite sound.

after two loops of vanilla goodness, the standard serving of commercial ice cream, he hands the ladly her treat. he thanks her using the same monotone voice he used to welcome you. you step forward to take your turn.

"ice cream, please. mixed." you point at the machine first before you place your change on the counter.

he peers at you, his brows pulling down as he takes in your face. a corner of his lips pulls to the side as if he is in deep thought. he uses his hand to slightly push himself forward as he looks over to your shoulder. his orbs scans the room before shifting his eyes back to you. you raise an eyebrow at his suspicious move.

he takes the money, presses the buttons of the cashier, tears the receipt from the printer, and hands it to you. he turns around to open the cabinet to pull one cone from the stack then begins topping the cone with your favorite dairy. you study him as your eyes stare at his back.

why would he look at you like that?

then, just like that, the universe gives your token for the day. you watch him go for a third twirl, then a fourth, then a fifth, and finally stops at his seventh loop. he looks at the towering ice cream with pride on his eyes.

he pushes the not-commercially-accepted-ice-cream-serving to you and instantly your eyes widen. you rally eyes pupils from him and to the ice cream for a couple of times before he speaks out.

"tough day? take this." he pushes it near to you once more. "the cctv is broken, i won't get fired over this." he assures you.

your eyes sparkle at the way the ice cream reflects the lights in the room. you take it from him gently, trying not to knockover his attempt to cheer you on.

"thank you," you bring your eyes to him as a smile forms on your faceㅡyour first genuine smile of the day. your orbs catches on his name plate and you read it "keiji. thank you, keiji."

he does the same by bringing his eyes down to a card hanging at the bottom of your id lace.

"you're welcome, dee." his change of voice from monotone catches you off guard. instantly, his voice has became your favorite sound. sorry ice cream machine. you both share a smile.

you knew that the ice cream in this convenience store is the best. undoubtedly, you're coming back for more.

random story: there's convenience store *kinda* near my place where they let you get your own ice cream and it doesn't matter how many twirls you make (tbh, the number of twirls you can tower in a single cone has become a competition in that store lol) anyway i missed that. also they serve sesame seed flavored ice cream so iTS BLACK UGH I LOVE and surprisingly it tastes good! now i want ice cream :/

a/n: thank you for joining the event scorpio-mate! hope you have a great day~

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no bc i-

bxbxnxnx your ask game sounds pretty interesting

here are some facts about me :

- i am basically addicted to instant ramen at this point

- i love baking and painting

- my favorite season is winter

- i am slightly allergic to cats but still own one anyways

- my clothes consist of 70% hoodies even in summer (i just turn the ac on and pretend its winter)

hope this is enough

have a great day !!

The school you go to:

Best friends:

Love triangle

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no bc

i’m literally an iwa simp

like

he radiates nice hot guy energy

and he is also a cinnamon roll

just perfect

FAE'S 200 EVENT

matchup for @cant-think-of-a-username

ask: dee. mango. seijoh. male.

extra: intp.

from fae: hihi, dee !! thanks so much for your kind words, you're so sweet !! mango is a really good flavour, i agree :))

i match you with ...

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

"dee."

your attention was pulled from your lap by the boy leaning across your desk, and your face heated up at the immense proximity between yourself and ... iwaizumi hajime.

"um," you cleared your throat. "hi, iwaizumi."

he gave a kind of soft smirk that - oh, my - almost had you falling out of your seat. "i thought we already established that my name was hajime."

"oh, sorry-"

"don't apologise!" he - hajime - rushed to assure you, pulling something out from behind his back. "anyway, just wanted to give you this."

he opened his hand, revealing a coupon for a free ice cream at some nearby parlour. "i thought we could get mango ice cream together after school."

all you could do was manage to take it from his outstretched fingers. "how did you know my favourite flavour?"

hajime smiled widely. "i like you, dee! of course i'm going to know!"

swing by and participate in my 200 follower event !! you don't have to be following me !!

࿐ 𝐟𝐚𝐞'𝐬 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐛𝐞𝐭, 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐬𝐨𝐨𝐧 !!

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i think i broke lia 🧍‍♀️

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IM SO FUCKING IN LOVE WITH THIS YOU DONT EVEN UNDERSTAND

THANK U SM ZIZI ILYSM <33

@cant-think-of-a-username - personality matchup

dee + denki kaminari - DEENARI

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LOOK AT HIM

LOOOOOKKKK ATTTTTT HIMMMMMMM

cannot contain my love for this man i stfg

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oikawa is just p o u t and s m i r k and thats his whole character

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LEAVE ME ALONE

ok maybe lia does have some charm

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i- you’re welcome bestie

ok maybe lia does have some charm