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when i was younger i wanted an hourglass figure but now i’m just shaped like a clock :(

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i put the saaaaad in the single

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i know nobody looks at these but

i really like playing with fire and mixing chemicals and then one day i was playing with nail polish remover and setting it on fire (it actually doesn’t burn but when i filled the cap with it and put in a burning match it boiled enough to melt the cap) & then my dad was like “oh you can experiment with my denatured alcohol” and i was like sweet so then the next day i took it outside and brought my matches and i know that stuff is extremely flammable so i had on pants and shoes and gloves and stuff and i poured some in a hole in the concrete and set it on fire & then i set a pile of matches on fire but then i wanted those matches to burn better so i waited until they stopped burning because if you just pour the alcohol straight on the stream will connect the fire to the can and it’ll combust. obviously. so i waited till all the fire was gone. except it wasn’t gone. and i poured. the can immediately went FWOOSH and shot fire out and it caught my foot on fire and the can was expanded and i was terrified but the burn wasn’t bad and im an idiot but basically its the coolest thing i’ve ever done

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no offense but i think we’d look good together

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HEY

i just now joined tumblr dot com so i could tell you all this:

i disagree with feminist stuff a lot because it’s become very radical but ALSO in that ridiculous ear bleeding stupid song where it’s like if it’s meant to beee it’ll beeee it’ll beeee baby just let it be, at one point the girl starts singing about all of her issues and why she’s got problems trusting and then the guy interrupts singing and he goes

oh hold up girl, don’t you know you’re beautiful

like seriously

that’s the most accurate representation of how it be sometimes like sometimes it be like that like